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Q: What did the man* ring the police about seeing at a distance in a swimming pool in St Osyth this weekend?
A: A Lino
*the man was also a dyslexic
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:29, 46 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
A: A Lino
*the man was also a dyslexic
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:29, 46 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
surely in a swimming pool it would be a lilo
the lino's natural habitat would be a kitchen, or bathroom.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
the lino's natural habitat would be a kitchen, or bathroom.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Fucking useless shitcunt mod bastards.
Couldn't run a lawnmower in a SHED.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Couldn't run a lawnmower in a SHED.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)
I for one have always championed your gags.
I may have LTI'd you for them but only out of 'tough love'.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
I may have LTI'd you for them but only out of 'tough love'.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Now tell them the one about the dyslexic Roman
who wrapped himself up in a goat...
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
who wrapped himself up in a goat...
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Alright chompy,
I've just been trying to finish tonights quiz. Last week the losing team asked for a specialist round on 50 shades of grey. Now, I knew the book was going to be trashy, but my god its worse than I expected. I feel a bit sick.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)
I've just been trying to finish tonights quiz. Last week the losing team asked for a specialist round on 50 shades of grey. Now, I knew the book was going to be trashy, but my god its worse than I expected. I feel a bit sick.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)
I also, as part of my research, had a look at other bad sex scenes in literature.
The one Tony Blair wrote about Cherie was vomit inducing.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)
The one Tony Blair wrote about Cherie was vomit inducing.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)
I can just imagine this round of the quiz...
Question 1: Charles put his hand roughly on Sylvia's silken thigh. What root vegetable was he brandishing in his other hand?
Question 2: As Sylvia bounced around on Charles rampant throbbing member at the Christmas party, what did the other guests pretend to be doing to avoid embarrassment?
Question 3: When Fytch the gardener caught Sylvia and Lady Annabel comparing clitoris sizes in teh summer house, what did he offer to do for them?
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Question 1: Charles put his hand roughly on Sylvia's silken thigh. What root vegetable was he brandishing in his other hand?
Question 2: As Sylvia bounced around on Charles rampant throbbing member at the Christmas party, what did the other guests pretend to be doing to avoid embarrassment?
Question 3: When Fytch the gardener caught Sylvia and Lady Annabel comparing clitoris sizes in teh summer house, what did he offer to do for them?
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)
i chickened out,
And just am going with giving them 10 quotes from soft porn novels, and letting them guess which are from 50 shades. I can't read it out while people are eating.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)
And just am going with giving them 10 quotes from soft porn novels, and letting them guess which are from 50 shades. I can't read it out while people are eating.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Why do people
(by which I mean women) insist on reading shoddily written toss like that when there's perfectly good, well-written filth out there?
I saw my first copy of 50 Wanks at the bootsale this weekend. Give it another month, you won't be able to *give* the things away.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)
(by which I mean women) insist on reading shoddily written toss like that when there's perfectly good, well-written filth out there?
I saw my first copy of 50 Wanks at the bootsale this weekend. Give it another month, you won't be able to *give* the things away.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Please miss! I know miss! Miss!
1) people are blithering retards who deserve to die in agony
2) if 'everyone is talking about' something, loads of fucking mongols will want to read it so they're 'on-trend'. NB 'on-trend' is not a real term and was made up by precisely the kind of cunts who want to read something to be 'on-trend'
3) To annoy me. I cannot absolutely prove this but I am fucking certain of it.
4) Asylum seekers
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)
1) people are blithering retards who deserve to die in agony
2) if 'everyone is talking about' something, loads of fucking mongols will want to read it so they're 'on-trend'. NB 'on-trend' is not a real term and was made up by precisely the kind of cunts who want to read something to be 'on-trend'
3) To annoy me. I cannot absolutely prove this but I am fucking certain of it.
4) Asylum seekers
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)
I'm not sure about that last one
but the first three are definitely right.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:14, Reply)
but the first three are definitely right.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:14, Reply)
I've read a fair bit of it now,
and I can with all honesty say that anyone turned on by the turgid, stilted, poorly written, bizarre and even worrying metaphors this book is made up of needs a fucking blow torch to the eyeballs.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)
and I can with all honesty say that anyone turned on by the turgid, stilted, poorly written, bizarre and even worrying metaphors this book is made up of needs a fucking blow torch to the eyeballs.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Popular page is looking great
Well done you lot.
Lazy non clicking cunts the lot of you.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Well done you lot.
Lazy non clicking cunts the lot of you.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)
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