I'm going to buy a violin with this month's paycheque.
I've wanted one for a good few months now and it would be so cool if I could play it. Gonna look up lessons. Then when I go to camp fires and house parties, someone will be all like "Chicks dig guys who can play guitars, look at me play Wonderwall and Time Of Your Life where we can all sing along but EVERYONE SING IN KEY BECAUSE I DONT WANT YOU MAKING ME LOOK BAD... NO THE SECOND VERSE COMES IN AFTER THE THIRD 'E' ".

And then I'll be all like SUPER COCK BLOCK, and get out my fiddle and be all like "If I was a rich man, a really really rich man, a la de da da da da rich man" which totally trumps Wonderwall.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:08, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I cannot see a fault in this plan.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:10, Reply)

It is simply flawless

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:11, Reply)

what if there are unexpected repercussions from the other male love rivals?
TPiaP doesn't want any Violints kicking off
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:16, Reply)

He could simply wave 'cello at them

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:16, Reply)

he could ask them to touch bass

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Tuba-d no-one else is contributing to this really

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:20, Reply)

they're too busy trom-boning each other in the arse

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Euphoni um yourself to blame
THIS IS THE WORST ONE. YOU CAN STOP NOW.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:21, Reply)

This gives me the (French) horn

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:23, Reply)

lol
ob(l)oe it!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:23, Reply)

but i was just starting to get the (french) horn
:((
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:23, Reply)

In your own time Q
You bassoon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:24, Reply)

if you come up with a half decent pun i bet i could trump-it!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:25, Reply)

I depends on how you conduct yourself

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:28, Reply)

i'll triangle-am as hard as i can

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:30, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFhbfsB87cY
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:28, Reply)

You gotta admit, all the best hip hop has a violin at some point.
I wonder if I can rap at the same time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:18, Reply)

I'll be like the male Vinessa May

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:19, Reply)

That 'Cotton Eye Joe' one is the best hip hop violin track going.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:21, Reply)

nah, this is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFhbfsB87cY
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:29, Reply)

has that fella had a stroke?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:32, Reply)

He just put his hand on my thigh for a couple of seconds
honest.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Wonderwalll is easily trumped
Dunno about the violin thing though Gonz, they're a bugger to play and even more difficult to play AND sing with.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Ladies and gentlemen.
This year's annual 'Captain Placid Not Really Quite Getting the Joke' day is here again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:19, Reply)

I hope there's some cake

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:20, Reply)

fatty

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:22, Reply)

And 'kittums'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Brain needs more tea

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:22, Reply)

please can you pour the tea directly in to your brain,
as hopefully that will kill you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:26, Reply)

"This year's annual" is a bit redundant, isn't it?
Rather like the Captain. Heau heau.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Wonderwall is a musical sponge-cake.
Sure, it's a bit dull and boring, but there isn't anyone who _doesn't_ like it, and once you know it, you can make the VIctoria Sponge that is "Time Of Your Life" or the Lemon Drizzle that is Save Tonight (Eagle Eye Cherry). And from there, eventually, you can adapt it into the Rolly Polly Pudding that is Stay (Lisa Loeb).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:22, Reply)

My dad's second wife
is doing pretty well on 'The Great British Bake Off' at the moment. Are you watching it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I thought your exes mum was on there too?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Nah just her.
My ex-stepmother.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:42, Reply)

I always miss that one, what time is it on?
I need to get a video recorder.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:30, Reply)

It was last night about 8ish. iPlayer has it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Sweet, I'll check it out.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)