Don't joke,
it's only about 2 and half weeks till Freshers week here, and the pub I'm in now is at the top of student housing central. From what I've heard from the guys who were here last year, I might have to bolt the furniture to the floor and start serving in plastic glasses for a few days.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:26, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

fuck freshers

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:26, Reply)

That was always the plan, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Fresher's week's not bad in the pubs round Cov
The students driving round the ring road, now that's a different story. They're lethal.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:42, Reply)

The SU bar is closed this year for a refurb,
So all the freshers events have moved to a club down by the canal. Someone is going to drown.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Are you threatening Captain Placid here?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Bars near canals + drunken students = potential drowning
Great planning on the Uni's part - closing the SU bar for a refurb in fresher's week. it's almost like they don't have a clue about the drinking habits of students or when the term starts.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:06, Reply)