evening, evening crew
the most interesting thing about my day today was that the wire has been poking up from my bra, possibly for quite a lot of the day without me noticing :(

what the hell is wrong with you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:55, 80 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

your face.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:57, Reply)

+ is too beautiful

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:59, Reply)

Quentin put me on 2.0
and I've got a massive bruise on my arm : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:29, Reply)

these are the end times

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:34, Reply)

I know.
I bet he's all 'haha b3th can't see me' and calling me mean names : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:40, Reply)

don't worry
we'll snitch on him if he does. I didn't know you could 2.0 the mods! How will you know if he gets all sheddy?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:42, Reply)

You know, I'm not sure.
It's a flawed system.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:51, Reply)

You can't ignore the proper mods.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:47, Reply)

Just another punch in the cunt for me...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:51, Reply)

I am currently dripping like a chavette in Elizabeth Duke's.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:39, Reply)

get a tissue, then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:41, Reply)

I have, it's like a fucking leaky tap.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:42, Reply)

Or at least a sovereign ring

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:43, Reply)

I'm not telling you anything narc

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:11, Reply)

Narcoleptics can tell when you're lying.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:20, Reply)

then we must resort to more
stringent measures. Bring in the anal violin!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:24, Reply)

I've got the galloping shits.
Not nice. Bum hurts.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:17, Reply)

Not so much Windy Pig as Shitty Pig then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:23, Reply)

farting like a trooper as well,
Don't wanna let the side down.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:09, Reply)

Doesn't that mean you can't servie food or drink for 48 hours after it finishes?
better get the relief in.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:24, Reply)

yup.
I'm alright now, seems it was a one off. Probably the beer last night. Still, I have to stay to cash up.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:07, Reply)

*calls Environmental Health*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:19, Reply)

:(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:24, Reply)

I remember the first underwired bra I ever encountered.
Summer 1985. American girl. Perfectly nice. Thick as owt. Smashing knockers. Then a genuine moment of horror when I found out she was a fucking android or sutin. Then knockers and all was well with the world.

Then we ate some hunny. The End.

Needs more bommyknockers.

Mmmmm. Knockers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:28, Reply)

Typical qotw lies.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:47, Reply)

Totally.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:51, Reply)

I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE
Look how small my oven is !

d.imgb.in/imgbin_503e6312cb7c10.77242740.jpg

=((((((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:45, Reply)

that'll be good to dry your socks

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:48, Reply)

+ one at a time.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:48, Reply)

oven penis
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:51, Reply)

Gonz, that's not an oven, that's a breadbin.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:51, Reply)

I honestly don't think I could fit a whole loaf of berad in there.
I'm like that Rachael Khoo person who is all parisian and cute and all that.

There's only me, I can fit half a chicken in there, it'll do for now =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:58, Reply)

You're Parisian and cute?
This is news to me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:00, Reply)

I'm the most adorable 28 year old you've ever meet.
It's not quite the cute I wanna go for, but its better than nowt.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:02, Reply)

Heck, I bet we could have an affair and your husband would be like "Good on ya' boy, get in there.".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:02, Reply)

I've never met you, ya flid.
But I bet you're the cutest 28 year old I've never met.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:20, Reply)

Exacto, hotlips hoolahan.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Takeaways it is then.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:56, Reply)

Only as long as I don't want to re-heat it the next morning =(
I still have a hob and my main oven kindda works, it's just not really that safe, and I have to turn it off by the mains.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:01, Reply)

You need a combi microwave / oven. About £400 upwards. We have one. It's very good.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:04, Reply)

I actually did have one but Ma' made me chuck it out because it was too big for the kitchen. It was fucking pucka.
But considering all she's done for me, I didn't have the heart to argue on that one.

It's only a stopgap 'till the ktichen gets done up in October. I got a Belling duel fuel already ordered and waiting for me in Curries. It's proper nice, black and chrome.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:07, Reply)

And £400 for a microwave ? Don't you know that there is a new iphone coming out next month ?!?!?! I'm not MADE of money.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)

Orange have already told me that 'if a new IPhone model becomes available' I will be eligible for a free upgrade to a 64gb one 'if such a model is indeed launched'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:32, Reply)

I would be extremely supprised if there isn't one, as there is a 64gb 4S model.
Although the hawt thing about iOS6 is its iTunes Match service, you can pretty much access any of your music (from anywhere) and any of your video (from iTunes) at any point in time. It's all part of iCloud, and works extremely well.

I've been using the software for a couple of months now, and it totally rawks. There's one feature that I bet you'd love as a high-usage user... you can decline a phone call with a text message saying you'll contact them when you get home. It then sets a reminder so when you're near home, it'll remind you. Plus that notifaction is built into Lion too. I find the VIP feature handy too, so emails from curtain people are more prominant.

One of the bad things about Orange though, and infact, only doens't apply to O2 in the UK... is that it doesn't have "Visual Voicemail", which I find esesnchal. It lists out your voicemails in a really clever way so you can just listen to any one you want rather than going through their list.

But what you can expect from Everything Everywhere (T-Mobile + Orange partnership), is for them to switch on their LTE network ,)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:48, Reply)

What's an LTE network? Is it the same as 4G?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:05, Reply)

ur all bent
HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:51, Reply)

It would certainly explain a few things.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:34, Reply)

You call this an 'evening crew'?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Alright bumcheeks?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Eh up P-do

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:57, Reply)

easy now ho-mo
in the mood for some tunes?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:58, Reply)

I've got the Birthday Party on right now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:59, Reply)

You old fart.
Here:

soundcloud.com/das-boy/2003-05-11-essential-mix-adam-freeland
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:59, Reply)

I do hope that is REAL MUSIC

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:02, Reply)

Of course it is you fucken prickname

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:03, Reply)

B3TH!!!!!
Ban this terrible bully.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:04, Reply)

what do you think of that mix then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)

I ain't listened to it, alright?
I told you, I'm listening to the Birthday Party.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:09, Reply)

MODS!!!!!!!
BAN THE BULLY!!!!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:10, Reply)

It turns out that you can simply ignore 2.0 the off topic mod
And then do as you please.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Apparently so.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Quentin is ignoring me.
I'm so sad. He was the best thing about this site for quite a long time.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:04, Reply)

This is surely the beginning of the end.
Still, you alright, Al?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:05, Reply)

I'm okay thanks.
I have a cold, and when I got home this evening my wife hadn't bothered to make me any dinner.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:09, Reply)

The lazy, uncaring cow.
I really don't know why you bother with her still. There are loads of birds on the Internet and that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:10, Reply)

I totally could have had berk at the weekend, she was all drunk and vulnerable and "my boyfriends a prick" and that
and all her boyfriends have had small cocks so I'd fit in well.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:18, Reply)

I tell you what, your missus just doesn't appreciate just how lucky she is.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:27, Reply)

WAIT A MINUTE!
He's ignoring me too.
Prick.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:31, Reply)

Maybe he's ignoring everyone in an attempt to make b3ta worthwhile again.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:38, Reply)

And miss all the worthwhile things I say???

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:42, Reply)

my phone just went straight to a gay porn site
Holy hell good thing no one was around
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:01, Reply)

NOBODY EXCEPT ME!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:01, Reply)

WE ALL SAW

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:02, Reply)

You were on the site.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:04, Reply)

All the websites you visit are watching you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)

I know I am always watching Tangles, cock in hand.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Is there any other way to browse the Internet?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:15, Reply)

No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:39, Reply)

I am also ignoring myself.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)

I do enjoy some good sarcasm
From Football365's Mediawatch:

Know Thyself
Frank Lampard in The Sun: "I know it might sound a bit big-headed or selfish but I wouldn't want to go through 'showing myself' with a lower club. Although I would never expect to walk into a position such as the Chelsea manager, this is the only club I'd want to manage."

Two questions for you, Frank...
1) You think it might sound a bit big-headed or selfish?
and
2) Have you asked JT's permission?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:42, Reply)