I would like the outsisde 1cm of an entire chicken, so I get all the skin and a tiny bit of the meat.
I reckon if I had a plate like that would be well good.

I don't really read papers or magazines anymore, I used to read a lot of magazines but I'm better off buying them online. I do read this one though: www.wonderpediamagazine.co.uk : it's so crap its good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:28, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Wanting the healthy option as usual eh Gonz?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Oh man, imagine if he had a severe bowel condition.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Going for the healthy option when being asked for the best roast meal, is a bit like going to a brothal and settling for wanking yourself off in the toilets.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Worst £100 I ever spent

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:40, Reply)