The Blues Song Thread
WEEEEELL I woke up this morning,
Some time around half past three
Yeeeeaaaaahhh I woke up this morning
Went straight to the lavatory
Through up half my guts,
Didn't leave the room till 4 20.

Of my bed I didn't think much,
So I typed in bee three tee.
Aaaaaa... nobody was around,
"Operating system can't be found"

Soo I went off to curries,
Couldn't decide what kind of HD
Yeeaaah went against an SSD
So got 1 terrorbity.
Realised I've lost my home directory.

I was supposed to hook up with a mate,
Was gonna go to see a film, not too late.
Buuuuut I decided Oh Woe Is Me....
And this is my sad sad story,
It started at half past three.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:51, 26 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have no reply to this. Soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:55, Reply)

woke up this morning
de doobly do
found my shower was broke
de doobly do
so I fixed it.

uh. Actually it all went OK
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:58, Reply)

How much was the SSD?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:58, Reply)

£80 for a 120gb SSD or 1tb 7200rpm
The inside of my MacBook was fucking filthy too, considering its lack of vents.

I just saw Alan Carr's willy on a cooking show on the telly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:13, Reply)

not bad, they've come down a lot in price.
I might get an SSD next month.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:17, Reply)

tl:dr

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Anus is a funny word isn't it?
Anus anus anus
( broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:08, Reply)

do you like anus?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:09, Reply)

I'd say I prefer the word to the object
anus anus anus anus

ANUS
( broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:10, Reply)

should have gone to rectumsavers.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Looks like Frankie Boyle's been fired from channel 4

(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:31, Reply)

ha ha ha, now he's backtracking massively on his twitter feed.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)

what did he say which pissed them off so much?
Or did they realise he wasn't funny and was just covering up using controversy?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)

He said the Saudi paralympians were "mainly theives"
which is pretty funny to be honest.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:35, Reply)

He also said one high jumpers jump was taliban assisted.
I think the guy lost a leg in Afghanistan.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Actually scratch that he said
Sadly our Paralympian in the high jump isn’t expected to match his personal best.
But I hear it doesn’t count as it was Taliban assisted.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:39, Reply)

OK, I kind of laughed at those

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:40, Reply)

As did I.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:46, Reply)

I don't think he's half bad, on the whole.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)

his series was shit

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)

So I understand.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)

He's too edgy and controversial for the mainstream.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)

That didn't scan too well.
Hope this helps.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)

I THINK SOMEONE SHOULD START A NEW THREAD, PERSONALLY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)

i would,
But I'm very busy upsetting a wedding reception.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:51, Reply)

OK darling, some other time, sure x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)