i peaked too early, i should have saved my calendar phrase for a new thread
alt tracey's bum has shrunk, her play went well

altalt i'm going out for lunch soon
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:06, 57 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm not quite sure howw to answer all these questions you haven't asked

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)

prick

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)

I have a question
If your job was being a Gary Glitter tribute act, would you have carried on doing it after you know what or would you have found a new career?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)

I'd hire some cambodian girls and extend my set piece

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)

and hilariously write the height you want them on a napkin, but accidentally add too many apostrophes
and end up with battered in a school dress
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:13, Reply)

FUCK THE NAPKIN

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:13, Reply)

is battered 3'3'3'3' tall?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)

yes, he's a perfect 4 dimensional cube

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)

4 dimensional?!
Awesome.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:23, Reply)

See, that might actually work
Some people enjoy really offensive humour, so if you marketed it as such you might actually make some money.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:13, Reply)

I read an article the other day about these catholic preasts in New York or whatever (or it might have been the new york times I read it in, maybe, donno, soz)....
.... they were saying that the children were the sedducers. But get this, right, the bloke looked exactly like Garry Glitter in "Garry Glitter's Telivisied Version Of His Trial Where He Nonced Up Some Children On Channel 4 Or Maybe ITV Or Maybe BBC... It Was Deffo Normal TV And Not Freeview".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:21, Reply)

My mate reckons he saw Gary Glitter at a beach late in the evening
Looking flustered, stood next to a camper van and speaking into a mobile phone.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Yes I read this - it was great, wasn't it?
Quite literally "It's the kids' faults for being so sexy."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:26, Reply)

I'm pretty sure American has entirely given up on the whole idea of acceptablitiy when it comes to sex; pretty much in any context.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:28, Reply)

For the right money, you can get anything anywhere.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Move onto doing a Michael Jackson tribute act.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:25, Reply)

That's quite a change
I mean, Glitter and Jackons sound nothing alike. I think that would too much of a stretch.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Good point.
Maybe do a Pete Townshend tribute instead.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Well we all have regrets Q

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)

it's true that we all do
better to have lived and lost
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)

I don't know what to have for lunch.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)

I had a ham salad roll earlier and some nik naks
and I've got a cheese salad roll for later.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)

i'm helping
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)

That didn't help :(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:20, Reply)

how bout this?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)

That's just given me an erection.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:37, Reply)

get something from the machine
not the one in the gents
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Sainsburys misery lunch
Ham hock and mature cheddar sandwich
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:13, Reply)

I don't understand why some sainsbury's sandwiches are normal, but some come in an intricate plastic cradle and bag

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:15, Reply)

They are the only decent ones

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Apart from the lemon mayo chicken

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:17, Reply)

I like the lemon mayo chicken one.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Listen up and listen up good, all prepacked sandwich/rolls whatever end up like shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:18, Reply)

As with all foods, really.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:22, Reply)

I make my own butties,
therefore avoiding standing in a queue and having some overpriced crap I don't really want. My life is rock and roll baby.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:19, Reply)

It's shit like this that'll get you well bad beats at school.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:49, Reply)

I made this well good thing last night that was dead tasty.
I filled my smallest pan up with 1/2 olive oil and loads of chorizo and spring onion and the boiled the crap out of it until it got crispy. I then poured some of the oil and cripsy chorizo over cold cherry tomartos that I had cut in half. I then put that on some mini chaibatta.

Fucking well nice, gonna have it again tonight. Oh, I added some garlic in there too. I'm totally going to maybe do the oil bit again and stuff it inside maybe like a chicken kevin or whatever.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)

I for one would like a chicken kevin

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:26, Reply)

he's working from home today, sorry

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:27, Reply)

It's the one meal that nobody in the world doesn't like.
I bet you you can't find one person who honestly doesn't like a good bit of chicken kevin.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:33, Reply)

A vegetarian?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:38, Reply)

I reckon they'd still go for it.
Maybe a vegan wouldn't, but a veggy would.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)

I'm veggie and don't eat fish or poultry.
Though I don't speak for all vegesexuals, obvs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:04, Reply)

I'm sure they'd still love his garlic butter squirting out all over their chin and mouth

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Loath as I am to interrupt the hilarity of Chicken Kevin*
I suspect you're actually talking about Chicken Kiev, PP.


*I'm totally not, lack of calories is making me a bit of a cunt.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Spicy tomato and lentil soup.
That's what I'm having. That's what all the cool kids should have.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Hi CHCB
have you done any running recently?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Oh hey al
I went running this morning, a relaxed 3 miles. Gonna keep the miles lowish but regular til the half marathon then I'm going to run it at your speed unless your speed is fast.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:45, Reply)

My speed is not fast.
I've had a really shitty cold for over a week so I've not run since before the bank holiday. Gonna go out tonight for a short run.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:50, Reply)

This place has really dived since Naked Ape left 4eva

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Did he flounce?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Nah, he's impervious to insults, that's part of his charm

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Yeah, that's what I liked about the fucking thick cunt.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:22, Reply)

i'll miss his middle class home counties superiority complex, and flooring updates

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)

I miss his insights of the supermarket industry.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:00, Reply)

someone contact him on facebook and set up a proxy or mirror so we can have him back
:(
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:20, Reply)

he needs to try harder with his mirrors

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:23, Reply)