I'm not quite sure howw to answer all these questions you haven't asked

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:07, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

prick

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)

I have a question
If your job was being a Gary Glitter tribute act, would you have carried on doing it after you know what or would you have found a new career?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)

I'd hire some cambodian girls and extend my set piece

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)

and hilariously write the height you want them on a napkin, but accidentally add too many apostrophes
and end up with battered in a school dress
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:13, Reply)

FUCK THE NAPKIN

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:13, Reply)

is battered 3'3'3'3' tall?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)

yes, he's a perfect 4 dimensional cube

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)

4 dimensional?!
Awesome.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:23, Reply)

See, that might actually work
Some people enjoy really offensive humour, so if you marketed it as such you might actually make some money.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:13, Reply)

I read an article the other day about these catholic preasts in New York or whatever (or it might have been the new york times I read it in, maybe, donno, soz)....
.... they were saying that the children were the sedducers. But get this, right, the bloke looked exactly like Garry Glitter in "Garry Glitter's Telivisied Version Of His Trial Where He Nonced Up Some Children On Channel 4 Or Maybe ITV Or Maybe BBC... It Was Deffo Normal TV And Not Freeview".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:21, Reply)

My mate reckons he saw Gary Glitter at a beach late in the evening
Looking flustered, stood next to a camper van and speaking into a mobile phone.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Yes I read this - it was great, wasn't it?
Quite literally "It's the kids' faults for being so sexy."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:26, Reply)

I'm pretty sure American has entirely given up on the whole idea of acceptablitiy when it comes to sex; pretty much in any context.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:28, Reply)

For the right money, you can get anything anywhere.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Move onto doing a Michael Jackson tribute act.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:25, Reply)

That's quite a change
I mean, Glitter and Jackons sound nothing alike. I think that would too much of a stretch.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Good point.
Maybe do a Pete Townshend tribute instead.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 12:29, Reply)