I watched Dr Who the other day.
It was great, they said the name of the show in the show, that's great I love it when TV does that.

The new girl is attractive but annoying, who else is attractive but annoying?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:14, 78 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

YOUR MUM!
Haha, no only joking. She's not attractive at all.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Classic response.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Oh YOU!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:17, Reply)

I know, I don't know where I get them from sometimes

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:28, Reply)

MY MOTHER IS A SAINT, TAKE THAT BACK!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:23, Reply)

YEAH, THE PATRON SAINT OF....BEING...I DUNNO....AN UGLY MAN OR SOMETHING!
chortle
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:23, Reply)

fucking 'LOL'

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)

*pats shoulder*
Cheers Q.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:38, Reply)

I, too, simply ADORE Dr Who.
I myself am attractive but annoying.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Her names Jenna-Louise Coleman
I would hit that, but I wouldn't take her out to dinner because she'd talk rubbish. Might get her a takeaway though, to be nice.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:19, Reply)

i would smash that and call it the next day
me and the mrs are hooking up with gillan and coleman pronto, yo
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I'd let her destroy me

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)

i'd play 'doctor's and nurses with her

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:38, Reply)

I'd help HER with her washing up

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)

and i'd make her galley fray

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Oh, very nice
Sorry, I didn't realise we were going with Dr Who puns.
Um...I'd exterminate her davros? Sorry, I don't really watch the show.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:40, Reply)

i'd exsperminate her

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:40, Reply)

I'd insert my erect penis into her vagina, then slide it back and forth until I ejaculated into her
If you know what I mean!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)

you'd lay her on her balaklavalata?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)

I'd mess with her toot toot!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)

2nd genuine 'LOL' of the day.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)

i'd be bigger on HER insides
if you know what i mean
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)

I do know what you mean, and I like it jeffe!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Her 'Lee' would be well 'Rusty' by the time I'd finished with her!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Sorry TH, I don't get it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Perhaps a practical demonstration is in order...
*milhouses*
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:48, Reply)

I watched it last night.
I thought it was a bit crap.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:17, Reply)

It wasn't great. Darleks aren't really scary unless they kill people.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:19, Reply)

they kill people you are either five years old or mentally subnormal
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:32, Reply)

I FOR ONE CANNOT BELIEVE
that you failed to be entertained by a dismal BBC children's programme. I mean, what's the matter with you? You cannot seriously claim that the interminable 'adventures' of a time-travelling doctor who looks like a gay with Downs could be anything other than riveting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Susan Boyle.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Not my sort,
but whatever floats your boat dude.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:21, Reply)

In the words of Shakespeare
"Hubba hubba hubba!"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:22, Reply)

STUDIO APPLAUSE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:24, Reply)

CANNED LAUGHTER

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:27, Reply)

In the words of me,
'shut up you twat'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:27, Reply)

why do you have to turn every thread into a hate filled war of words?
You're ruining the interent.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Because in real life he's a small, meaningless loser with no power over anything at all, probably.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:29, Reply)

I'm ACTUALLY a large, meaningless loser so HA, YOU'RE SUSSED.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Yes, I see that now and feel appropriate levels of remorse.
aka 'SOZ'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:30, Reply)

You're obsessed, man.
It's understandable.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:29, Reply)

do you mean the new girl the tv show
or the new girl at your work or something?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:29, Reply)

New girl on Dr who.
The one with the big eyes and the boobs and that.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:31, Reply)

oh right, she is very attractive yes
i liked her being a lesbian in emmerdale, but i didn't even watch that

new girl the tv show is also attractive but annoying
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:33, Reply)

I think he's referring to the popular children's programme about space-flids.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:32, Reply)

i had it on in the background while i was doing some work
that eipsode really was about spaceflids, well done you
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)

It always is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)

oh great, wanderlust's family have bought you £100 tickets to go and see it live
WELL DONE FOR SPOILING THE SURPRISE
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)

You know when people claim to have 'officelolled' but really they're lying?
I actually just did one there. Only a small one but there you go.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:40, Reply)

they are very rare
but i do that sometimes too, i don't know why but the 'prick/wanker' threads on /talk usually do it
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:41, Reply)

A fair question
since the "new girl" in Dr Who isn't much of a new girl since she got blown up at the end. More of a "guest star" if you ask me.

I have eaten my apple. Nothing now till hometime. Oh god.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:33, Reply)

she is a new girl, she's in the christmas episode this year too

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Wonder how they're going to swing that?
Thanks, TF, I did not know that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)

The Tardis will do something or other, then they'll brush over it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)

The top comment on the guardian review
is "Zooey Deschanel in space."

Hard to argue with that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:49, Reply)

I'd like to get into Zooey Deschanel's space
or...something
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)

i'd EMPIRE STRIKES BACK her ALDERANN into A BLACK HOLE

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Awww MAN, I was saving that for the train journey home.
I guess I needn't bother now, I guess I'll just look out the window on the tube or something.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Speaking of flids that sithifrikan running spastic is a fucking sore loser, eh?
(apols if this has already been covered)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)

oh god im no longer the biggest spastic here waaaahhhhhhhhhhh

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)

He's apologised now, it was all the steroids he was on making him aggressive.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)

I want to hear the latest on the berk holiday saga.
Where's the update!?!?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)

There was something on FB yesterday about a tramp thinking she was pregnant or something.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:50, Reply)

as if anyone would shag that fat cunt

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Stunned would.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)

stunned's like an epileptic with a chainsaw
he'll fuck anything
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)

I suspect this is true.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Don't ask how, but I read that as "Respect is due".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:15, Reply)

So she did go, wonder how much she had to give her boyfriend to go with her.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)

is her self esteem that low that she has to bribe some wanker to go on holiday with her

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)

I'm hoping to get her and Kroney together.
It'll be a beautiful partnership of low expectations.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)

he could do with leaving the dream of Slough behind, settling down, quick pregnancy, shot gun wedding
it'd be the making of that man
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)

I think you should organise a bash equidistance between the two
get them both hammered and let them share a bunk in the local youth hostel.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:13, Reply)

shit thread

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:13, Reply)

More replies than your one.
WINNER!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:13, Reply)

quality over quantity

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Totally just started a new one that is basicly this one but made so general that anyone can be involved rather than DrWhoiestexauals.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:24, Reply)