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it's sunny today and i am drafting a very boring letter. i would love to be sailing a boat somewhere on choppy seas in the sunshine. however, i have no boat, and i can't sail. what skill/sport would you love to acquire?
alt: have you ever dyed your hair? what colour?
altalt: best mid-morning snack?
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:38, 219 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
it's sunny today and i am drafting a very boring letter. i would love to be sailing a boat somewhere on choppy seas in the sunshine. however, i have no boat, and i can't sail. what skill/sport would you love to acquire?
alt: have you ever dyed your hair? what colour?
altalt: best mid-morning snack?
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:38, 219 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
hey
i had my burgernips lasered, now they're smoother than your mum's ringpiece
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:12, Reply)
i had my burgernips lasered, now they're smoother than your mum's ringpiece
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:12, Reply)
Yours are about politics
This means Chompy will be the only person who responds
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:43, Reply)
This means Chompy will be the only person who responds
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:43, Reply)
ah well
back to perving on his "girlfriend's" mates on fb for half an hour for him
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:10, Reply)
back to perving on his "girlfriend's" mates on fb for half an hour for him
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:10, Reply)
do you reckon he has wanks when he thinks about her grinding other men?
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:17, Reply)
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:17, Reply)
dear god
there is quite literally nothing on this planet i would less rather think about than any part of that scenario. fucking unbelievably rank.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)
there is quite literally nothing on this planet i would less rather think about than any part of that scenario. fucking unbelievably rank.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)
well now it is
damn your evil brain and his sweaty gurning moonface
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)
damn your evil brain and his sweaty gurning moonface
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)
eh?
you think we've had sex? poor swipe's delusions are becoming all to real, i fear
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)
you think we've had sex? poor swipe's delusions are becoming all to real, i fear
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)
"he still shouts your name in bed"
"they were both shit"
i don't understand why if you were fantasising about me you would fantasise that my performance was poor, you must have esteem issues
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)
"they were both shit"
i don't understand why if you were fantasising about me you would fantasise that my performance was poor, you must have esteem issues
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)
now now, i just assumed WP meant in his nightmares
and he is shit (moonface, not WP). you're the one whose mind is rolling around the gutter.
i don't need to fantasise that your performance is poor though; gonz told me that you suck cock like a vegetarian on a hotdog.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:41, Reply)
and he is shit (moonface, not WP). you're the one whose mind is rolling around the gutter.
i don't need to fantasise that your performance is poor though; gonz told me that you suck cock like a vegetarian on a hotdog.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:41, Reply)
tricky told me that malc told him because he overheard louise telling tracey in the bogs
when he was in there wanking into your mum's handbag
clearer?
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:48, Reply)
when he was in there wanking into your mum's handbag
clearer?
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:48, Reply)
The ability to have a 10 minute nap without feeling like I'd downed 10 pints
That would be a good skill
Alt:
Yep, blond. Went from 2' long dark brown curly hair to blonde 1" long hair
AltAlt:
BACAINE
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:42, Reply)
That would be a good skill
Alt:
Yep, blond. Went from 2' long dark brown curly hair to blonde 1" long hair
AltAlt:
BACAINE
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:42, Reply)
I'll teach you to sail, sweetie.
I'd like to be better in powder. Either on skis or with Monty.
alt: bleached it for a few years. probably explains why I've got none now.
altalt: the best mid-morning snack is nothing, as by only actually eating at mealtimes you stand a better chance of not turning into a housewhale IME.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:45, Reply)
I'd like to be better in powder. Either on skis or with Monty.
alt: bleached it for a few years. probably explains why I've got none now.
altalt: the best mid-morning snack is nothing, as by only actually eating at mealtimes you stand a better chance of not turning into a housewhale IME.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:45, Reply)
I bet she doesn't reply. She has a track record in starting threads but not then participating.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:46, Reply)
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:46, Reply)
i had a client who rudely wanted advice
how dare he.
i would sooooo take you up on the sailing thing. damn the hundreds of miles between us.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:05, Reply)
how dare he.
i would sooooo take you up on the sailing thing. damn the hundreds of miles between us.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:05, Reply)
I would love to be able to skratch
Alt- I had my hair bleached when I was 17. It went gingery in places. Chicks still dug it, so I was all like 'phew!'.
Alt alt- walnuts and a banana.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Alt- I had my hair bleached when I was 17. It went gingery in places. Chicks still dug it, so I was all like 'phew!'.
Alt alt- walnuts and a banana.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:46, Reply)
I HAVE DELETED MY THREAD EVEN THOUGH IT HAD MUCH BETTER QUESTIONS THAN THIS SHIT.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:47, Reply)
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:47, Reply)
When I was a kid I dyed my hair pillar box red
It looked awesome up until the point it started to fade. Then it went pink. Proper, full on pink. I wanted to die. Dye.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:48, Reply)
It looked awesome up until the point it started to fade. Then it went pink. Proper, full on pink. I wanted to die. Dye.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:48, Reply)
this is the first time i have ever used this particular sweaty handed expression, but...
POIDH
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:06, Reply)
POIDH
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Oh blimey
My Mum might have one maybe. I certainly don't have a piccie to hand.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:07, Reply)
My Mum might have one maybe. I certainly don't have a piccie to hand.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:07, Reply)
I would love to be able to draw.
I can't draw for toffee, sex or cold hard cash, hence my interest in producing dark graphic novel-style images from photos I take, which also expresses my dark, brooding, moody but complex and interesting personality.
Alt: All sorts of colours - blond, red, green, purple.
Altalt: a banana - delicious, healthy, comes wrapped in disposable wrapper, easy to eat while doing something else.
Downside is as a man you have to take manly bites fast and chunkily or you look like you're a gay.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)
I can't draw for toffee, sex or cold hard cash, hence my interest in producing dark graphic novel-style images from photos I take, which also expresses my dark, brooding, moody but complex and interesting personality.
Alt: All sorts of colours - blond, red, green, purple.
Altalt: a banana - delicious, healthy, comes wrapped in disposable wrapper, easy to eat while doing something else.
Downside is as a man you have to take manly bites fast and chunkily or you look like you're a gay.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)
look vag,
You're a smug, idiotic prick. Go back to /qotw and post more lies, and slay some trolls and feel self satisfied, and leave us in peace.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)
You're a smug, idiotic prick. Go back to /qotw and post more lies, and slay some trolls and feel self satisfied, and leave us in peace.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)
christ vag,
I'm not upset, I'm merely stating the fact that everyone else I've met here on /ot seems like an alright sort, we have plmdzr who is w huge hit with the ladies, Monty the token tramp whose knowledge of obscure music is worrying, tangles is a top bloke, cavy likes to dress up as a crow and get muddy, TH is a balding middle aged man with a heart of gold, swipey is a feisty lady but lovely, quints is probably mental but ace, AA is a dark lover of the rock, popper the loveable bonkers Aussie, and everyone else I can't list em all, and seem despite being disparate, and from different backgrounds and ages and everything else, all get along and seem like the sort of people I'd enjoy a pint with. You come across as a smug wanker with a chip on his shoulder.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:25, Reply)
I'm not upset, I'm merely stating the fact that everyone else I've met here on /ot seems like an alright sort, we have plmdzr who is w huge hit with the ladies, Monty the token tramp whose knowledge of obscure music is worrying, tangles is a top bloke, cavy likes to dress up as a crow and get muddy, TH is a balding middle aged man with a heart of gold, swipey is a feisty lady but lovely, quints is probably mental but ace, AA is a dark lover of the rock, popper the loveable bonkers Aussie, and everyone else I can't list em all, and seem despite being disparate, and from different backgrounds and ages and everything else, all get along and seem like the sort of people I'd enjoy a pint with. You come across as a smug wanker with a chip on his shoulder.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:25, Reply)
You should listen to Windy Pig - he has some excellent advice for you.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Why should I?
I've as much right to be here as you do. Besides, you like to think of yourself as bullying me, so, really, I'm doing you a favour.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)
I've as much right to be here as you do. Besides, you like to think of yourself as bullying me, so, really, I'm doing you a favour.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)
You've every right to repeatedly fail to take the hint that people think you're a flid
and by 'hint' I mean 'repeatedly state it clearly' and to return here over and over again to hoots of derision and mockery.
Every right in the world. I merely question the wisdom of exercising it, that's all.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:35, Reply)
and by 'hint' I mean 'repeatedly state it clearly' and to return here over and over again to hoots of derision and mockery.
Every right in the world. I merely question the wisdom of exercising it, that's all.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:35, Reply)
I'd like to be able to sing and dance, that'd be nice.
Alt: Several colours, blond, blue, black, red, black-blue, black-red, brown, and maybe one or two others, can't remember.
AltAlt: Either bacon, or nothing. Trying to stop snacking again, not fun!
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Alt: Several colours, blond, blue, black, red, black-blue, black-red, brown, and maybe one or two others, can't remember.
AltAlt: Either bacon, or nothing. Trying to stop snacking again, not fun!
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)
I've got a homemade BBQ pork & tomato dish for lunch, having that with a jacket potato
Looking forward to it already.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:59, Reply)
Looking forward to it already.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:59, Reply)
I would love to be able to sing.
I think people around me would love it if I could sing, too, as they have to listen to my constant tuneless caterwauling.
Alt: Yes, pretty much every colour possible.
AltAlt: Chocolate flapjack. Or any kind of oat-based chewy thing with chocolate on the top.
I haven't had any breakfast, and I'm hungry : (
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)
I think people around me would love it if I could sing, too, as they have to listen to my constant tuneless caterwauling.
Alt: Yes, pretty much every colour possible.
AltAlt: Chocolate flapjack. Or any kind of oat-based chewy thing with chocolate on the top.
I haven't had any breakfast, and I'm hungry : (
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)
It'd be quite handy to have the skill to fix things
Rather than having to call my dad, or employ some workman I neither understand nor trust.
Alt: Nope.
Altalt: Samosas, pakoras & bhajis with lots of imli in which to dip them.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:59, Reply)
Rather than having to call my dad, or employ some workman I neither understand nor trust.
Alt: Nope.
Altalt: Samosas, pakoras & bhajis with lots of imli in which to dip them.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:59, Reply)
there's a lot of stuff in the news lately about FUCKWITS getting drowned by being FUCKWITS near the sea
how come the news keeps going 'oh no, this poor people and their poor kids was on the rocks out at the sea and fell in the sea and omg died'
instead of going 'FUCKWITS keep doing FUCKWIT things and getting themselves killed by the sea'?
how come?
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:59, Reply)
how come the news keeps going 'oh no, this poor people and their poor kids was on the rocks out at the sea and fell in the sea and omg died'
instead of going 'FUCKWITS keep doing FUCKWIT things and getting themselves killed by the sea'?
how come?
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:59, Reply)
Because people can't take responsibility for being fuckwits any more.
If the state-manipulated media convinces us that we're all too incompetent to live, we'll hand over power to to the state, piece by shiny piece.
Then, by the time we're completely state-controlled in every area of our pathetic lives, we'll be too scared to do anything about it, because we'll have been brainwashed into thinking that we'd never survive without them.
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:05, Reply)
If the state-manipulated media convinces us that we're all too incompetent to live, we'll hand over power to to the state, piece by shiny piece.
Then, by the time we're completely state-controlled in every area of our pathetic lives, we'll be too scared to do anything about it, because we'll have been brainwashed into thinking that we'd never survive without them.
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:05, Reply)
Innit.
Like those wankers who go up Snowdon in a fucking t shirt. Let them die or bill them for rescue I say.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:05, Reply)
Like those wankers who go up Snowdon in a fucking t shirt. Let them die or bill them for rescue I say.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:05, Reply)
YES!
kerazy kev told us about this guy he knew who went biking in the alps, got lost and has to pay £12000 to the swiss government for dispatch of their rescue helicopter.
what a prick
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:09, Reply)
kerazy kev told us about this guy he knew who went biking in the alps, got lost and has to pay £12000 to the swiss government for dispatch of their rescue helicopter.
what a prick
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:09, Reply)
That's just the sort of crazy thing that Kerazy Kev would say though, isn't it?
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:10, Reply)
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:10, Reply)
i'll be honest here, it wasn't kerazy kev
it was Tracey, and the man was her husband. i'm sorry for lying
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:14, Reply)
it was Tracey, and the man was her husband. i'm sorry for lying
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:14, Reply)
no i said there was no louise
which was also a lie, louise is sitting to my left talking to kerazy kev
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)
which was also a lie, louise is sitting to my left talking to kerazy kev
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Alt: dyed it black at school and was up before the year head within 24hrs to see if I was 'on drugs'.
Funnily enough at that age I found it extremely difficult to get any so the honest answer was no. However I was perceived as 'cool' for it*.
Altalt: I don't really do snacks
*by me
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Funnily enough at that age I found it extremely difficult to get any so the honest answer was no. However I was perceived as 'cool' for it*.
Altalt: I don't really do snacks
*by me
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Morning all, without b3ta I am well bored
I would like to be a better freestyle snowboarder, that's jumps and grinds to you squares.
Alt: no I'm not bent
Altalt: I'm sat next to 4 boxes of monster munch and just had some flamin hot
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:01, Reply)
I would like to be a better freestyle snowboarder, that's jumps and grinds to you squares.
Alt: no I'm not bent
Altalt: I'm sat next to 4 boxes of monster munch and just had some flamin hot
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:01, Reply)
quavers are a bit cheesy for me
cheesy crisps are WRONG, unless they are fancy, like goats cheese and red chilli jam flavour, or something.
what about skips? i love a bit of skips action.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:17, Reply)
cheesy crisps are WRONG, unless they are fancy, like goats cheese and red chilli jam flavour, or something.
what about skips? i love a bit of skips action.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:17, Reply)
No skips soz
Although I now also have some chocolate animal crackers!!
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:26, Reply)
Although I now also have some chocolate animal crackers!!
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:26, Reply)
ffs
you sound you're at a kid's birthday party
why wasn't i invited?
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:26, Reply)
you sound you're at a kid's birthday party
why wasn't i invited?
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:26, Reply)
What's going on Q?
I have to admit to not fully understanding why /talk is eating itself.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:07, Reply)
I have to admit to not fully understanding why /talk is eating itself.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:07, Reply)
bound to happen eventually
lots of very bored folks just venting some frustration i think
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:07, Reply)
lots of very bored folks just venting some frustration i think
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:07, Reply)
Yeah, doing nothing all day and all night must become very frutrating after a while
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:10, Reply)
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:10, Reply)
Thing is, right
Is that when a kid breaks a toy for a laugh, it doesn't realise how stupid the idea was until they realise they have no toys left.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Is that when a kid breaks a toy for a laugh, it doesn't realise how stupid the idea was until they realise they have no toys left.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:11, Reply)
there's plenty of other internet out there
breaking /talk isn't going to change much
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:15, Reply)
breaking /talk isn't going to change much
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:15, Reply)
I'd like to learn to ski,
I did some ski seasons as a chalet boy (in the kitchen cheffing, not doing the rounds) but was too pissed every day to learn to ski, regret that now as I couldn't afford a ski resort holiday.
Alt. Nope.
Altalt: Pork pie with mustard. Best snack anytime of day.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:09, Reply)
I did some ski seasons as a chalet boy (in the kitchen cheffing, not doing the rounds) but was too pissed every day to learn to ski, regret that now as I couldn't afford a ski resort holiday.
Alt. Nope.
Altalt: Pork pie with mustard. Best snack anytime of day.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:09, Reply)
my friend lives near a new gastro pub that just opened in streatham
(of all previously unlikely places for a gastro pub) and for the first week, their kitchen wasn't up and running. so all they had was a range of pork pies that you could choose from.
not so good if you HATE meat :(
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:11, Reply)
(of all previously unlikely places for a gastro pub) and for the first week, their kitchen wasn't up and running. so all they had was a range of pork pies that you could choose from.
not so good if you HATE meat :(
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:11, Reply)
it has competition from the pub down the road
which has a massive beer garden and a "crab shack" - basically an outdoor kitchen separate to the main menu that does a massive range of seafood and chips. great idea, the place is always rammed.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)
which has a massive beer garden and a "crab shack" - basically an outdoor kitchen separate to the main menu that does a massive range of seafood and chips. great idea, the place is always rammed.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)
i loathe seafood
i had some cheese. it was lush.
*unwraps 125 calorie "lunch"*
*sighs*
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)
i had some cheese. it was lush.
*unwraps 125 calorie "lunch"*
*sighs*
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)
You're doing that fucking idiotic starvation diet again, aren't you?
Jesus, woman, you don't learn. *shakes head sadly*
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
Jesus, woman, you don't learn. *shakes head sadly*
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
case in point, you'd have come up with something wittier than that if you weren't starving your brain
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Starvation is good for the brain
The body goes "bloody hell, I'm not getting enough food, I must be too stupid to remember where those berries were" and makes some new neurons.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)
The body goes "bloody hell, I'm not getting enough food, I must be too stupid to remember where those berries were" and makes some new neurons.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)
Non vegetarians can substitute "rotting mammoth carcass" for "berries"
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)
I'm going to run and run with this one
mostly because it annoys Al, but you're a bonus too.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:26, Reply)
mostly because it annoys Al, but you're a bonus too.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Any idea if the owners are pub people?
Or people who think running a pub is a good idea but have no idea. If the latter, I give them 6 months.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)
Or people who think running a pub is a good idea but have no idea. If the latter, I give them 6 months.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)
i think it's a small chain of about 3 pubs
so they probably know their stuff a bit
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:25, Reply)
so they probably know their stuff a bit
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:25, Reply)
I can never eat a whole pork pie, no matter how small it is
I eat about a quarter, then give up. What's all that about eh?
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)
I eat about a quarter, then give up. What's all that about eh?
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)
THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT
Just because I find men attractive and long to have sex with one, doesn't make me a homosexual.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Just because I find men attractive and long to have sex with one, doesn't make me a homosexual.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)
i agree with you two hats, thinking about and being aroused by the idea of shagging men doesn't make you gay
i do it all the time but i still love my girlfriend and i'm not gay
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)
i do it all the time but i still love my girlfriend and i'm not gay
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)
Sailing would be good...
or archery, always fancied a do at that after trying it on holiday once.
alt: nope, and at the rate things are going there won't be enough left to be worth trying it.
altalt: Bacon, sausage and egg barm.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)
or archery, always fancied a do at that after trying it on holiday once.
alt: nope, and at the rate things are going there won't be enough left to be worth trying it.
altalt: Bacon, sausage and egg barm.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)
I'd love to be able to play the guitar like my heroes - John Fahey, John Gomm, Andy McKee, Newton Faulkner and the awesome Tommy Emmanuel
Alt:Yes
Altalt: Tea and biscuits
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Alt:Yes
Altalt: Tea and biscuits
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Correct.
He looks like my pal Yeti used to as well. Not a good look.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:54, Reply)
He looks like my pal Yeti used to as well. Not a good look.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:54, Reply)
I agree
He is somewhat of a whizz with an acoustic guitar. Shame he can't use shampoo or a comb though
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)
He is somewhat of a whizz with an acoustic guitar. Shame he can't use shampoo or a comb though
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)
Sailing is amazing. even a little dinghy ta sea is fun.
Sea fishing is ace, however as you suffer from vegetarianism, you probably wouldn't enjoy. The taste of something freshly caught is ace.
Alt, black, in a gothic eyeliner period of my life. I looked a twat.
Alt alt, mingeburger and chips.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Sea fishing is ace, however as you suffer from vegetarianism, you probably wouldn't enjoy. The taste of something freshly caught is ace.
Alt, black, in a gothic eyeliner period of my life. I looked a twat.
Alt alt, mingeburger and chips.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:31, Reply)
a catamaran in the caribbean
is my favourite place to be in the world.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:32, Reply)
is my favourite place to be in the world.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:32, Reply)
They're allowed multihulls in the Americas Cup this year.
Multihulls. IMAGINE. The fucking heathens.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)
Multihulls. IMAGINE. The fucking heathens.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)
hmmm
but do they look pretty, and could i drape myself over one of the hulls with a bellini in my hand?
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)
but do they look pretty, and could i drape myself over one of the hulls with a bellini in my hand?
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)
Multihulls are pretty hard to relax on
well, proper ones. They tend to be at fairly obscene angles. They are, however, "well fast"
and sexy.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:43, Reply)
well, proper ones. They tend to be at fairly obscene angles. They are, however, "well fast"
and sexy.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:43, Reply)
although, if you could manage
to drape yourself over this with a bellini suffice to say I would be impressed.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)
to drape yourself over this with a bellini suffice to say I would be impressed.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)
I'm sure I've got a picture somewhere of me doing similar
on a Hoby in Maritius. Probably.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:05, Reply)
on a Hoby in Maritius. Probably.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:05, Reply)
I'll have a look. but I'm not very good at organising my old pictures.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:09, Reply)
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:09, Reply)
I was gutted when it turned out I didn't like the taste of the mackerel I'd just fucking caught
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
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I was really annoyed by it, we'd caught it only an hour previously, prepared it all correctly, cooked it on the BBQ
And it turned out I just don't like mackerel. Bastard.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:49, Reply)
And it turned out I just don't like mackerel. Bastard.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:49, Reply)
Buying a frozen one from Waitrose is NOT the same as a rod and line.
Morning Aa, how's you? Got your bash pants prepared?
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:45, Reply)
Morning Aa, how's you? Got your bash pants prepared?
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:45, Reply)
You never know your lucky Boyce me old mucka*
* prob don't get your hopes up too much
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)
* prob don't get your hopes up too much
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)
Anyone would think that you didn't want your wife to find out that you spend all day talking to a bunch of idiots on the internet instead of working.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)
Are you suggesting Mrs Ape has some kind of medieval dildo she uses to discipline Nakers?
ARE YOU?
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)
ARE YOU?
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)
We're going for a curry late afternoon
so you could pop over for that if not for the MECHA-LASHUP?
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)
so you could pop over for that if not for the MECHA-LASHUP?
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)
Dear Monty,
I would very much like to eat some curry at around 5.30pm on this date, possibly with some like-minded 'world' music fans.
Please can you fix it for me for this to come true?
Yours,
tangledupinblue
PS See you at WOMAD
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)
I would very much like to eat some curry at around 5.30pm on this date, possibly with some like-minded 'world' music fans.
Please can you fix it for me for this to come true?
Yours,
tangledupinblue
PS See you at WOMAD
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)
SEE YOU THERE!!!!!!!!!
Me and my 'African drumming circle' pals cannot wait to meet you at last.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:37, Reply)
Me and my 'African drumming circle' pals cannot wait to meet you at last.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:37, Reply)
Morning Pookie
Aye, still got a while to wait though, I'm hoping to shift at least one of my chins before it, so there won't be as many photos like this afterwards.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Aye, still got a while to wait though, I'm hoping to shift at least one of my chins before it, so there won't be as many photos like this afterwards.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
was it any better than the tkmaxx looking a twat stage of your life?
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)
if you sweep away the empty cans of super kestrel, wank socks and chip wrappers from the bedside clock you'll see that it's just about afternoon !!
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:48, Reply)
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Who's cock do you think Jeremy hunt sucked to become health secretary?
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:00, Reply)
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