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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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what do you reckon to this?www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-19474419
sex abuse, murder-suicide?
and this?
www.cracked.com/article_19988_the-5-most-nightmarish-worms-planet.html
and this?
www.walesonline.co.uk/sports/cricket-news/glamorganccc/2012/09/04/paralympics-ellie-stays-cool-in-the-pool-to-win-more-gold-91466-31760113/
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I'm just sad to see you two guys not friends at the moment.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:07,
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You and me and him.Why can't you two kiss and make up? That said the thought of you two in makeup may well cost me my lunch.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:10,
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you should send him an e-mail at work threatening his real life family or his WOW character, whichever works best for you really. He'll have to listen to you then.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:19,
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your shitty newslink froze my computernewslinks are shit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:08,
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well since we're on psychochomp's ignore i'm gonna make it my thing from now on(, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:10, Reply)
better than a newslinkit's not a glowing endorsement, don't go licking your balls just yet, Q-dawg
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:24,
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I thought Walesonline was a b3tan dating site(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:09,
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Whenever I watch Jeremy Kyle, whenever there is a stupidly young couple on the 5th kid, most of the time they're welsh.I should move wales.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:20,
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Blatant that's gonna have eyeball worms; no thanks. Alright everyone?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:15,
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alrigh double p.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:22,
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Not bad thanks.Just having some soup for lunch from the japanese.
I was watching [that chef who lives on a farm, forgot his name, wittingstall or something like that], and he was making his own pot noodle, and I thought that was a real good idea. I might give it a shot.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:28,
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I wish you and chompy were still friends.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:17,
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why don't you publish some of your flirting gazzes from him, when he thought you were a bird?that'll pour oil right on the troubled waters
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:20,
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is this true?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:21,
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if search wasn't broken i'd find all the cool stuff he used to post(, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:27, Reply)
i suspect it probably isbearing in mind this is the dude who hit on every teenage b3tan student going, even going so far as to bring them alcohol in a can on a train.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:24,
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Oh man, all those insecurities to exploit, good on him, getting out there.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:30,
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to be fair, applebite is about as insecure as margaret thatcherif a million times better looking, obviously
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:31,
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It's not a fair test, when you see Maggy, she's all dressed in the queen's second hand clothes.It would only be a fair test if you got to see maggy in a corsset doing the splits upside-down.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:33,
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You are a terrible human being.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:52,
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The minute you walked right into the joint.... ba BOM *high leg kick with no knickers*(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:54,
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Why do they have 6 worms,in the 5 most whatever category? I'm being pedantic, fuck you.
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louise just mentioned bridget the midgetshe's a pornstar, i suggest not looking her up
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Would you have sex with a midget, Q?I think I would you know. If she was pretty of course. I hold that same principle with people of normal height though.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:32,
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That one that was in the Max & Paddy show was quite nice(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:41,
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No, I completely understand(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:44,
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Nice one you two!Support for people with disabilities *tick*. Ignoring a lousy 'comedy' *also tick*
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Well come onHow many really good looking ones are there?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:59,
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i think there was a good looking one on baywatch onceon a christmas speical
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Actually, now I come to think of itThere was an alright looking one on Seinfeld once. That was 20 years ago, mind.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 15:07,
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Well that's because Bridget is someone to look up (or down) to, to cherish.She's doing her thing - go sister etc.
Also, to you and Two Hats, I didn't mean to come across as rude (ooer) yesterday - it was about 1 a.m. where I am now, so I fell asleep!
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i wasn't complaining about you being rude, jimboit was those other needy cunts
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Oh, not at all dear boySo you're an antipodean type? Or not that far?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 15:04,
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JapanamangalandSo about 8 hours ahead of our foggy Isles. Only 'till December though. It's great in a way, because I've finished work by the time you guys are up and about, but it means I have to leave 'early' as far as you are concerned!
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JAPANDAMONIUM!Cool. Well welcome aboard.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 15:20,
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It has its momentsI'm more known for frequenting the dark corners of /talk...but it's gone a bit...weird.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 15:27,
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That's rather an understatement.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 15:29,
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Surely not.I was told /talk was a place of pretty flowers and lambs frolicking on the lawn. I'm yet to visit this place...
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I always wonderedWhat happened to her after Grange Hill.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:35,
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I only read the first one, sorry(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:24,
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I didn't read any of them.I wasn'y paying attention and now I've ordered six cases of whiskey instead of 5 bottles. Fucksake.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:37,
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Ahahahaoh dear oh dear
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:40,
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guess there'll be a few scottish theme nights at the pig and shoes.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:44,
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Och, tis a braw moonlicht nicht tha nicht!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:45,
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aye there be a fair mist pon the glen taenight twa tams.best get tha fire waermed up and hae a few drams frae yon pig behind bar.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:48,
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I really want to go to ScotlandMaybe next year. Where should I go? You can't say 'not scotland'
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:49,
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for a family holiday just knock about the islands on the west coast.lewis, jura, islay, iona, harris, uist.... all them places. plenty of castles knocking about the west coast too. castle sween is smashing, used to go there a lot as a kid.
come to glasgow for a day and ditch the fam, I'll buy you a few jars.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:52,
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West coast islands...cheers old boy, I'll make a note of thatAnd ditching the family is always high on the agenda of any trip away
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:57,
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And I met a scotch once, so I know this is how you all talk(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:48,
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of course, I can tell. you appear to have our patois down to a tee.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:49,
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offer to dance for him in return for money.he likes that sort of thing.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:32,
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well played Q! this plan can't fail(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:42,
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woah! how could this plan possibly fail?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:43,
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he'll report me to the mods again and they'll rescind my gaz rights and ban me :((, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:47, Reply)
is that why you changed accounts to this one?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:48,
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no, SECRET experiment going on with the quinton one right nowphase two almost complete
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Oh shitI don't like the sound of that Q.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:49,
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I'm not entirely convinced I should be looking at that at work(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:54,
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Isn't "LiveLeak" the name of her show, once every 3 hours?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:56,
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top of the talk popular pagepsychochomp went crying to the mods again
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Friends in high places, eh.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:28,
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reason on the naughty page is Reason: "going out of your way to be unpleasant to someone who hasn't done anything to antagonise you is shitcunt behaviour"
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