It spreads fine, you just need a better technique.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:09, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

You're talking about your girlfriend aren't you.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Are you looking to get stepped here?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Chompy can't step people.
I'm not scared.

I might send his girlfriend a gaz telling her I'm not scared.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Nothing she likes more than a good gaz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:35, Reply)

I think it's quentins aggressive sex offers that she had a problem with.
And the fact he can't control himself online.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Lusty got them too.
They were 'hilarious'*


*not a little disturbing
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)

So if I was kind of subtle about it
you know, hiding most of my cock behind a hanky in the photos, that kind of thing, you think she'd be okay?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)

What you have to do
is make aggressive sex offers through the medium of promotional vouchers. We've all seen your excellent design skills, you just have to zhush it up a bit and I reckon you'll be be in there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Like this?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Leave it alone Al, she was going to delete her account and all her posts over this stuff.
After nearly 6 years on here. It's not fair on her to do that because you think it's funny to wind me up.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Chompy I'm seriously hurt that you think I would actually send an agressively sexaul gaz to your girlfriend
which included a naked picture of me with my genitals disguised with a hanky.

I will await your apology.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:47, Reply)

I'll write sorry on my cock and send it to your wifes work email.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Can you put some flowers behind it?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:51, Reply)

I'll stick one down my japs eye.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:52, Reply)

I'm sad that Monty appears to have fucked off and hasn't seen my picture above.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:56, Reply)

*reassures Al that I'm here and have clicked like Michael J Fox's jaw*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:58, Reply)

You'll he to do it like this.
soz
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:20, Reply)

I've said it before and I'll say it again
It's incredibly creepy, offline.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:21, Reply)

Daily mail not being sensationalist at all
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2198777/Lake-Annecy-shooting-French-Alps-Girl-4-ALIVE--murdered-father-named-Saad-Al-Hilli.html
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:35, Reply)

It's quite scary that, my parents have a house just a stones throw from the crime scene.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:37, Reply)

CAN YOU ACCOUNT FOR THEIR MOVEMENTS OVER THE PAST 48HRS*?


*I AM SUGGESTING YOUR PARENTS ARE MURDERERS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:41, Reply)

*wonders why Monty has to use capitals*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:43, Reply)

He's piled up all his pennys on the shift key.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)

*tells Al that it's my Police interview style*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)

*wonders if "police interview style" is what Monty calls his best sexual technique*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:47, Reply)

*tells Al that yes, yes it is*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)

*in a smokey old black'n'white office with a sign saying 'Private Eye' on the door*
It was then, as I read the case report of this henious crime, that I realised... The perp didn't just use capitals, but the capital used him. God, I hate this city.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Where's 'vag' when you need him?
This is right up his 'alley noir'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Maybe your parents were the intended victim of the hitman.
Facts:
1. He was "brown"
2. He was born in Iraq
3. Probably had a bit of money
4. Shot in the head.

case closed.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Those darkies always get killed by hitmen. It's in their nature.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)

badum tish

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:29, Reply)