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Evening you pox marked ninny hammers
soooo...what's up?
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:44, 102 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I've decided to get a curry.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:47, Reply)
I wish had curry
I have wine but it's warm...
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:51, Reply)
SALAD

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:48, Reply)
i had salad as well
but I also had quiche and a baked potato. how do's k-dizzle?
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:50, Reply)
eh i feel like nobody parties as hard as i want to
What's a party girl to do?
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:54, Reply)
Move to NYC

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:55, Reply)
fuck off

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:51, Reply)
You were talked about in the Telegraph today
More recently, in 2004, Prof John Suler outlined a theory of disinhibition for online interactions in the CyberPsychology and Behaviour journal. He highlights dissociative anonymity – i.e., it is relatively tricky for others to know who you are online, which allows you to feel your comments are unconnected to your real-world identity. While the unmasking and prosecution of particularly aggressive commenters has become more common, this is still the biggest source of security for ultra-negative commenters.
The paper also suggests there are elements of fantasy to the average hardcore commenter’s approach. Suler splits that aspect into two categories – “It’s All In My Head” and “It’s Just A Game”. Suler says: “People may feel that the imaginary characters they ‘created’ exist in a different space, that one’s online persona along with the online others live in a make-believe dimension … separate and apart from the demands and responsibilities of the real world.”
That view is supported by the work of Emily Finch, a criminal lawyer who has studied online identity theft. She posits a theory that some individuals see their online lives as a game where the norms of every day life do not apply. That seems clear in the case of the most mischievous and aggressive commenters who, when unmasked, are often revealed as rather mild-mannered.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:53, Reply)
fuck off

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:56, Reply)
Poor mild mannered Rory, like warm milk in a cosy cardigan

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:57, Reply)
i read some article that because I aint got no social network account like facebook it basically means I've got a mental psychosis
WHICH THEREFORE BEGS THE QUESTION WHO THE FUCK IS FUNDING SUCH SHIT
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:00, Reply)
right bollocks to your thread I'm off, i don't even care what your answer is, fuck you

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:02, Reply)
lotto innit

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:09, Reply)
not much,
Had a really shitty day, but all is good now, feet up, trousers off, beer in hand, dinner on the way. All good.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:52, Reply)
Packing for my weekend away in Poland, whilst drinking a small cider or two.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:01, Reply)
You should buy an ice cream when you get there.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:03, Reply)
I'd love a Cornetto now you mention it.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:03, Reply)
do they make you special cans?

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:09, Reply)
Yes. Specially calculated to be heavy enough to concuss you when I throw them at your head.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:12, Reply)
chill out Crocodile Dundee

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:17, Reply)
'THIS is a knife'

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:19, Reply)
that's your penis, put it away

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:24, Reply)
tired
didn't sleep much last night, including waking up because I dreamt I was being choked. Woke up properly and with in 30 seconds was in a rage because I realised something about work. Had an OK but fairly unproductive day at work and then went to the shop and realised my wallet was at work.

so what are you going to do about it?
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:24, Reply)
certainly not listen to you beaker, that's for sure

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:25, Reply)
well I guess that answers it
um, how're you?
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:27, Reply)
I don't deal in moaning, I only deal in solutions
Not bad thanks Cavy, went to se my old next door neighbour today, she is 91 and very lonely, so I have brownie points now
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:31, Reply)
good work
is she interesting and cool or moany and smelly?
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:32, Reply)
she's sweet, I should see her more often she doesn't have anyone really

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:34, Reply)
+ to lick her ancient fanny batter.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:41, Reply)
How much lube did you need?

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:34, Reply)
when's it's love, you spit

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:35, Reply)

spit swallow
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:38, Reply)
+ the scab filled discharge

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:38, Reply)
Yummy.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:40, Reply)
the chewy bits have all the flavour

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:41, Reply)
Wah Wah Wah.
SHUT UP.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:27, Reply)
THat's all you can say when clearly all teh misery in the world has been saved
up for me? There is literally NO ONE in this world that has gone through worse things than me. Ever.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:28, Reply)
KILL YOURSELF.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:34, Reply)
oh but the rope would snap
and the vodka would spill and asda would be out of paracetamol. I shall struggle on with my terrible life merely to serve as a warning and an example to others of the misery of existence and the cruelty of life
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:36, Reply)
Please don't carry on.
Have a few drinks, a hot bath, some medication and the slit your veins. Downwards.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:38, Reply)
I might punch someone in the throat for you.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:29, Reply)
this is satisfactory
I shall reserve my opinion on who it should be for the next couple of days
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:31, Reply)
i'm a busy man, you have until midnight.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:41, Reply)
alright Windy Pig
That z*rd of d*mocles bloke is a bit of a prick, isn't he?
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:38, Reply)
Thats why i called him a prick.
First time I seen any of his posts, has he been around before?
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Apparently he's someone's second account.
www.b3ta.com/questions/wankbank/post1712182

And just to thicken the plot, he's apparently been around for a few years because he knew my old username.

It'll be fun to see if a hilarious over-reaction can be consistently provoked from him by replying to his posts with "butthurt".
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:44, Reply)
any guesses as to who?
Ringi? Ringo2? Mock turtle? AB?
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:46, Reply)
That's the best bit. I have absolutely no idea.
Given that he knew my old username, I would guess it's a former /talk regular. There have been one or two semi-autistic nancies I've upset over the years.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:47, Reply)
well,
Don't be too sure, I knew your old username and was never around then, if its someone who lurks the talkboard they could have got it.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:52, Reply)
Well it ain't Spanky, he Loved talking about wanking.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:58, Reply)
THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP!

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Like you know what a naked woman looks like.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:44, Reply)
Like you know what porn magazines look like.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:46, Reply)
Says someone shorter than me.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:51, Reply)
We've yet to stand back to back.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:52, Reply)
Is that an invitation to participate in homosexual activity? No thanks.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:58, Reply)
Ted, I don't wanna be a milkman anymore!!

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:58, Reply)
That money was only resting in my account.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:03, Reply)
More water.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Feckin' bords

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:06, Reply)
I love my BRICK!

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:08, Reply)
SHAFT!
Oh man, I wish Monty was here.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:13, Reply)
fucking hell I make great jam
surely this will bring the boys to the yard
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Why haven't you died yet?

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:13, Reply)
it turned out there was something to live for
and it was jam
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:14, Reply)
>:(

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:16, Reply)
K to the Swizz.
You keepin' it real?
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:19, Reply)
she's so real
reality sets its normality meter by her
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:21, Reply)
I've got your back,, dawg

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:24, Reply)
i was going to try to talk ghetto here but i haven't the energy
How goes it?
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Good. I've got next week off!

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:25, Reply)
woohoo!

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:29, Reply)
It is a bit woohoo isn't it!
How is your UK adventure saving going on, making progress?
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:34, Reply)
nope
I want to use it for that but my mom wants to go on a cruise and my dad will never go so I'm thinking about surprising her with a trip
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:45, Reply)
The boys are too busy trying to marmalade their cocks in your mums arse.
(at least I think the joke is something along those lines)
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:15, Reply)
One of my favourites.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:16, Reply)
My favourite joke is the one about the woman who gets her boobs weighed.
Well, either that one or the one I do about political shopping.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:21, Reply)
after all, that is the suavest of jokes

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:22, Reply)
I heard chicks dig such jokes.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:25, Reply)
I'm suave as fuck IRL.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:28, Reply)
are you really?
I didn't know that, you should have told us
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:29, Reply)
Have I mentioned my turquoise shirt, my piercings and my new hamster?

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:33, Reply)
I heard you were socially inept.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:34, Reply)
Battered is a noncing cunt.
A/C
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:37, Reply)
MODS!!!!!!

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Man, I hate trolls.
A/C
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Shook me all night long
AC/DC
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:47, Reply)
NEW HAMSTER?! Yay!
www.b-landau.de/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/hamster-good-idea1.jpg
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:35, Reply)
She's silver, her name is Grace and she's gradually getting over her terrible nerves.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:38, Reply)
aww
baby hamsters are always nervous, but given a little while they will be friendly
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:42, Reply)
She's not a baby.
4 months old. Adopted. She had wet tail as a baby and was quarantined, so nobody wanted to buy her. She was incredibly jumpy at first, getting better though.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:44, Reply)
she was lucky to get through wet tail
its pretty nasty.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:45, Reply)
So I hear.
She's really small.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Do you watch An Officer and a Gentleman together?

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:46, Reply)
no.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:59, Reply)
What I mean is..
Do you watch it whilst the rodent crawls about your bowel.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 22:02, Reply)
no

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Well what films do you watch?

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Eraserhead, Taxi Driver, King of Comedy, Transsexual Babysitters 4.
Why do you ask?
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Just being conversational Richard.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Aight
Also, I only watched Transsexual Babysitters 1 through to 4 at the urge of Battered.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 22:16, Reply)
that's my friend's favourite joke to tell
unfortunately she was once about to deliver the punchline when she realised there were some young kids about and spent some time ab libbing about pectin
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:16, Reply)

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