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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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fucking hell I make great jam
surely this will bring the boys to the yard
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:11, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Why haven't you died yet?

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:13, Reply)
it turned out there was something to live for
and it was jam
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:14, Reply)
>:(

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:16, Reply)
K to the Swizz.
You keepin' it real?
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:19, Reply)
she's so real
reality sets its normality meter by her
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:21, Reply)
I've got your back,, dawg

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:24, Reply)
i was going to try to talk ghetto here but i haven't the energy
How goes it?
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Good. I've got next week off!

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:25, Reply)
woohoo!

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:29, Reply)
It is a bit woohoo isn't it!
How is your UK adventure saving going on, making progress?
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:34, Reply)
nope
I want to use it for that but my mom wants to go on a cruise and my dad will never go so I'm thinking about surprising her with a trip
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:45, Reply)
The boys are too busy trying to marmalade their cocks in your mums arse.
(at least I think the joke is something along those lines)
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:15, Reply)
One of my favourites.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:16, Reply)
My favourite joke is the one about the woman who gets her boobs weighed.
Well, either that one or the one I do about political shopping.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:21, Reply)
after all, that is the suavest of jokes

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:22, Reply)
I heard chicks dig such jokes.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:25, Reply)
I'm suave as fuck IRL.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:28, Reply)
are you really?
I didn't know that, you should have told us
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:29, Reply)
Have I mentioned my turquoise shirt, my piercings and my new hamster?

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:33, Reply)
I heard you were socially inept.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:34, Reply)
Battered is a noncing cunt.
A/C
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:37, Reply)
MODS!!!!!!

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Man, I hate trolls.
A/C
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Shook me all night long
AC/DC
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:47, Reply)
NEW HAMSTER?! Yay!
www.b-landau.de/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/hamster-good-idea1.jpg
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:35, Reply)
She's silver, her name is Grace and she's gradually getting over her terrible nerves.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:38, Reply)
aww
baby hamsters are always nervous, but given a little while they will be friendly
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:42, Reply)
She's not a baby.
4 months old. Adopted. She had wet tail as a baby and was quarantined, so nobody wanted to buy her. She was incredibly jumpy at first, getting better though.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:44, Reply)
she was lucky to get through wet tail
its pretty nasty.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:45, Reply)
So I hear.
She's really small.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Do you watch An Officer and a Gentleman together?

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:46, Reply)
no.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:59, Reply)
What I mean is..
Do you watch it whilst the rodent crawls about your bowel.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 22:02, Reply)
no

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Well what films do you watch?

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Eraserhead, Taxi Driver, King of Comedy, Transsexual Babysitters 4.
Why do you ask?
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Just being conversational Richard.

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Aight
Also, I only watched Transsexual Babysitters 1 through to 4 at the urge of Battered.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 22:16, Reply)
that's my friend's favourite joke to tell
unfortunately she was once about to deliver the punchline when she realised there were some young kids about and spent some time ab libbing about pectin
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:16, Reply)

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