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Terry Nutkins has died.
That's some breaking news right there.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:36, 88 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I wonder if Chris Packham will get his house.
THE CURSE OF JOHNNY MORRIS STRIKES AGAIN.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:38, Reply)
I hope so Packham deserves it more than his kids.
They're not even on telly.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)
I couldn't agree more.
I'm hoping there's some kind of nature presenting 'ring' where they all cut their families off from their inheritances, like the Moonies but with otters.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:41, Reply)
I think that's fail. Strachan probably set it up, she's a sharp one there.

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)
She's the twisted genius behind all this, for sure.

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)
It's probably called the 'ring of bright water'*

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)
*this is SERIOUSLY LOL

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)
I've done a rofl so much I fell down the stairs laughing.

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Not really I'm on the ground floor.

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)
and I didn't get the joke.

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)
By all means piss yourself lolling in your own time:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_of_Bright_Water
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Oh man, I was so upset when that guy stabbed him with a fork at the end.
Brutal stuff.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:50, Reply)
That was Grange Hill you spastic.

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:51, Reply)
I loved that
"Duncan, man, I'm blind!"
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:52, Reply)
I liked the episode with the otters

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)
That looks like a fucking awful film.

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:51, Reply)
Ring of SHITE Water I call it!!!!!!

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:51, Reply)
is that the porn version?

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)
To be truthful I had no idea they'd made a film of it.

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:52, Reply)
I thought you were really into film?

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)
I genuinely cried at the end of that film.

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)

that film my one and only sexual experience because my dad said my knob was 'pathetic'
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:00, Reply)
WE DID IT TWICE, ACTUALLY!

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)
I am, I really am,
but when that came out I was more interested in Bulgarian anime so it passed me by.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)
188 vs 86
I hope this turns out to be a good one
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)
Is this cricket talk?

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)
It's otter talk

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)
It's otter shoite

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:20, Reply)
ottertoucher.

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)
They got their own back with their Saudi style justice.

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Squirrel Nutkins is reading the eulogy.

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:48, Reply)
+ heart

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:52, Reply)
You can't bagsie organs for your husband like that.
I'm not even sure he's a doner.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)
AA has bagsied his facial hair

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:54, Reply)
and his foreskin

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)
ooof!

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Are you an otter?

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Fr+
n
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:21, Reply)
That's what happens when you finger an otter

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Breaking what?

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Otters

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Why would terry nutkind,
Renowned woldlife lover and paedophile, break otters?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Why have you started posting in a Swedish accent?

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME BEING SWEDISH?
nah, I ain't Swedish, just got fat hands.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)
+ smell of fermenting herrings

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:05, Reply)
*kills de bord*

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Glass
The 1980 film starring Hazel O'Connor
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)
I preferred her work at the helm of 'Crosswits'

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Remember:
Never a cross word.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:10, Reply)
THE LAW, BREAKING THE LAW!!!!!!!

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Judas Otter lols

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:01, Reply)
I don't get it.

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breaking_the_Law
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Oh you silly cunt Nakers.

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:04, Reply)
I imagine a clowns cunt would be terrifying

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Have you been at the cooking sherry today?

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)
You don't have to get Naked Ape, to hate Naked Ape.

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Do, do you hate me chompy?

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:05, Reply)
I read that in the tune of Black Lace's 'The Conga'

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)
I'd like to see an otter conga, sadly I doubt we'll achieve that in my lifetime

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Honestly Nakers, promise you won't drink any more - you've had enough, son.

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:16, Reply)
It's MY thing to drink on a Friday
*stamps feet*
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:24, Reply)
this is lolz
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2199709/Drunk-airline-passenger-stole-passengers-food-demanded-crew-f----music-swigged-bottle-gin.html
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)
She was otterly wasted!!

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)
She's a bit plain looking, but the airhostess further down is 'otter

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)
POW!!!

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Well, if we're just passing on news lins:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19495012
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)
When I run my own company there will be 2 hour lunchbreaks.

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)
I like the idea of having siesta rooms in work.
And not just for the opportunities for surprise sex.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)
I like 1980s jazz mags as much - or even perhaps more! - than the next man
but even I don't need a separate room for each title, Beth.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:04, Reply)
Siesta, not Fiesta, you spazmong.
It's obviously true what they say about wanking making you blind.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Is there someone there?
Who's that?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Now we know what REALLY happened to Duncan...

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Let's get rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready to bumhole!!!!

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Wikileaks office lol

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:04, Reply)
HAHAHA DON'T YOU MEAN 'OTTERLEAKS' HAHAHAHAHA EH NAKERS?????

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:17, Reply)
They have some in Coffee Republics head office according to my mate.
but they are probably too high on coffee to use them.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:04, Reply)
I don't like that sort of thing, they sound like terrible ways to blur work and home

what's wrong with a nap in a cupboard?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Until they start trying to open the door to get out.

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)
8 kids though
Animal magic...
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:11, Reply)
He's an otter pervert
/Ape
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Some people on here are weird
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post1721552
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:17, Reply)
No shit, brah.

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Very shit, more like

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:28, Reply)
He doesn't appear to have died in particularly amusing circumstances
So I'm not that interested.

That's me deliberately making a post about not being interested. Right here. Right now.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Here's me deliberately making a post under your post
in which I call you fucking knobend.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Well there's a turn-up for the books*.
*Insert Apeloverage joke here.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:49, Reply)
hahaha

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:45, Reply)

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