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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have just had one of my cats put down.
Anyone want a dead cat?

(not the one I was looking for a home for - which is being rehomed on Sunday).

So that's 2 down, 2 to go. 4 cats was too fucking many anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:18, 161 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Depends.
Does it bounce? Or fly?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)
Keeled over in about half a second - vet hadn't even finished the injection.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:20, Reply)
Bloody junkie vets, couldn't have waited?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Looked like good gear though.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Jesus - what a pussy.
Ha! Pussy!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:22, Reply)
I think that's in very poor taste.
FFS Battered's just lost a well-loved pet. You're such a fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:26, Reply)
He really is an insensitive cunt and should kill himself immediately.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:27, Reply)
I think it's the least he could do under the circumstances.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:28, Reply)
He should take it upon himself to do so in the most painful way possible to compensate. Setting himself on fire should do the trick.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)
I say drinking bleach might be better.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:32, Reply)
A combination of the two seems the best way forward. Hope he gets it videoed.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:34, Reply)
I was thinking more of steadily depleting my physical and mental abilities over the course of several decades
To the point that I'm just a meaningless, arthritic, mumbling mess of pain and confusion of importance to no one - will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:34, Reply)
Too slow.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:35, Reply)
SEMEN PATEL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:35, Reply)
No.Needs to be immediate.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:35, Reply)
Say it again - huh!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:36, Reply)
No. Needs to be immediate.
NOW DO IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)
Are you sponsored by fucking Nike or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Ever seen 'Bad Boy Bubby'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:20, Reply)
Err. No. Never heard of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:20, Reply)
It's fucking excellent.
The reason I refer to it is that the main character carries a dead cat wrapped in clingfim around with him for much of the film.

I give it 9/10
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:21, Reply)
I will seek this out.
Might not show it to Mrs Battered though, she's quite upset at the moment. Sentimental woman. It was only a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:21, Reply)
It's quite a dark film, not up there with Vag's graphic novels obv, but pretty dark,
but overall the tone is rather uplifting and thought-provoking. And in quite spectacular bad taste in parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)
That sounds.... dark

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:27, Reply)
So dark........

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:29, Reply)
You seen Christian F? It's great. It's a 1980s German noir comedy about a 14yo alienated girl
who starts taking heroin and turns to prostitution and giving strangers hand jobs at the back of the train station in order to pay for her gear.

It's right up there with Schindler's List and Nil By Mouth - I think they're turning it into a musical.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)
My mum's got my copy of that, along with 'Human Centipede II'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:45, Reply)
+ The Klumps

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:45, Reply)
Good, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Sorry, I'm predjudiced against all animals

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)
Even dead ones?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)
Especially dead ones
but especially alive ones
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)
Don't you like eating dead ones?
This is an excellent use for dead animals. I like steak. Steak is an excellent animal.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)
You should try chops
They're a cunt to catch, but they taste magnificent
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Theres an animal called "vegetarian lamb chops" which is a bugger to catch too. Apparently it tastes a bit...off.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)
The only good cat is a dead cat.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:27, Reply)
Even Henry's?
Or Top?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:28, Reply)
Or Stevens?
Actually he really is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)
I disagree
Despite him being a massive hippy, I do like his music.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)

You're still young, that's your fault,
There's so much you have to know.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:48, Reply)
Find a girl, settle down,
If you want you can marry her.
Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Oh, sorry. Not a girl. My mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Silly sporto, these are cartoon cats.
They are neither alive nor dead.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)
Top Cat was the bollocks.
images.google.co.uk/imgres?q=top+cat&num=10&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=885&tbm=isch&tbnid=aoT0d0ovoUx0kM:&imgrefurl=http://blogs.sundaymercury.net/keogh-the-cat/2008/08/cough-up-catwoman-and-postman.html&docid=6A18UEbLaCq7vM&imgurl=http://blogs.sundaymercury.net/keogh-the-cat/topcat-717092.jpg&w=300&h=205&ei=1hJPULv1B5OChQebxoH4Dg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=375&sig=111816076356641342486&page=1&tbnh=152&tbnw=189&start=0&ndsp=23&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:0,i:145&tx=116&ty=85
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:31, Reply)
My old cat Benny got his name from that excellent show.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:32, Reply)
I though it was because you found him tied to a tree?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)

you he

him you
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:35, Reply)
I'm afraid to report that he is now on the loose.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)
BENNY ON THE LOOSE!

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)
Get Miss Diane, and quick!!!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Have you seen the new movie?
Bloody travesty. Appalling, absolutely appalling.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:36, Reply)
I'm glad I never made it along to see it with my kid now,

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)
I agree with this.
As long as you only mean domesticated cats, as I think Tigers are awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)
The Minister's cat is an affable cat

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:28, Reply)
Stuff it, then sell it to alternative types, they lap that up.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Good plan.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:32, Reply)
My friend in London actually wants to give stuffing things a go, she'll take it off your hands I'm sure.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:35, Reply)
How much do you think I could get for it?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
Nothing really, I doubt there's a problem finding dead cats around.
If you stuffed it yourself you might get some money for it though.

Can't be that hard.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:43, Reply)
google "badly stuffed animals"
and you'll see.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)
There's a great shop on Essex Rd called Get Stuffed
which hired out stuffed animals. They won't flog you them though, my mate asked.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:41, Reply)
He has a dead cat on his hands?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:41, Reply)
To the tune of He's Got the Whole World In His Hands

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)
Where IS Bri'ass?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:34, Reply)
Look under your shoe, he's probably there.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:35, Reply)
dressed in a turquoise Vivienne Westwood mankini

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
sexay

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
Whilst casually leaning on an onyx and marble Luis Vitton fisting plinth.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:52, Reply)
You sicko.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)
Damn right
think of all the baby onyx that have died just to donate their skins to such a pointless piece of furniture.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)
I can't fully picture what that looks like
but I'm still LOLling.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)
Yet again the Internet provides the answer.
Is there anything it can't do?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:06, Reply)
That's just the ticket
Much obliged.

*adds to shopping list*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)
That's so funny, there's one of those in the common room...

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:19, Reply)
alright?
I'm wearing Paul Smith tie and cufflinks today.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)

tie and cufflinks as a mankini
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:13, Reply)
Does he know you've nicked them?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)
no

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:17, Reply)
He snuck in under the radar.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:18, Reply)
Sorry to hear this.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Ta.
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:18, Reply)
*sadface*
had to have mine put down last year, I was a bit mopey for a while. The vet disposed of the body, not sure what I would have done with it.

In other news I managed to roll my ankle twice yesterday and it's now bloody sore. :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:20, Reply)
yeah, chasing after kids no doubt !!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:20, Reply)
That's our Nonce in Chains!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:43, Reply)
It's slow enough at work today, for once
to allow me to sit my arse at my desk and piss about on b3ta, yet b3ta itself is slower still. Rubbish.

Sorry about your cat, B.
(berk, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:21, Reply)
Afternoon berk

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:22, Reply)
evening flid?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:23, Reply)
I thought that was Apey

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:26, Reply)
There is certainly more than one flid on here.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:26, Reply)
*raises stumpy hand*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:27, Reply)
Alright sporto
how was your aston martin driving thing?
(berk, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)
Fucking cool thanks!
Nearest I'll get to driving one properly
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:26, Reply)
I preferred the Ferrari
the aston was nice, but it was like driving an armchair. Or a chesterfield, rather.
(berk, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:30, Reply)
Only had a go of the Aston

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Awww.
*sadfaces*

Go on, Battered, shed a tear if you want. No-one here will mock you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:23, Reply)
Not my style. Mrs has been boo-hooing it badly though. Pathetic.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:25, Reply)
Damn those cute little animals and their weasely ways.
Squirrelling their way into our affections like that.
I tell you what, when I have to get rid of Biscuit, I'll be fit for nothing for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:31, Reply)
It wasn't a weasel, it was a cat. Can't you read?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:33, Reply)
Oh, a cat!
That's stoatally different.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:34, Reply)
Stop ferreting around for excuses.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:35, Reply)
Who do you reacon will go first the husband or the dog?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:36, Reply)
She'll probably be more upset when the dog goes than when her old man does.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:39, Reply)
yeah probs, biscuit never turns his nose up at her clunge tuna with extra mayo, hubby keeps moaning about his bad back when it comes to that kindof malarky

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:41, Reply)
It's bit of a race at the moment.
The dog's nine, so it's touch and go which one will last longer...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:41, Reply)
don't fuck up by letting any of the insurances lapse
if I'm free I can be pallbearer. I love a good cry me
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:46, Reply)
I'd like to conduct the service.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:47, Reply)
Do what you like.
I'll be on the Côte d'Azur.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:48, Reply)
hahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:54, Reply)
What was wrong with it?
WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT? YOU SICK FUCK!!!!

nah, only joking, alright Battered, sorry about your cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:37, Reply)
Kidney failure, muscles in back legs all gone, incontinent.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:38, Reply)
did it sort of leave a trail of fecal matter and urine in its wake,
like some sort of hell slug?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:41, Reply)
No, just pissed on the new carpet. Cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)
Poor sod.
What about your cat, though?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)
I was waiting for this comment.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)
Afternoon all did anyone miss me?
*Hides behind the sofa waiting for the backlash*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:41, Reply)
Alright HH,
Been anywhere nice?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)
Yo double H, YO.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)
Place called Red deer in canada
My grandfarther passed away last week
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:43, Reply)
Did you have him put down? Wish you'd told me, we could have negotiated a bulk discount.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:44, Reply)
I think it would have been more mercifulhad we done so
Still at 92 he had a good innings
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:44, Reply)
He was playing cricket?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:45, Reply)
Was he I'm stumped as to why?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:46, Reply)
You should googlie that then.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:47, Reply)
Mod or not, LTI.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:47, Reply)
I'll look on wicketpedia

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:48, Reply)
he bailed out early

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:48, Reply)
92 is a pretty good score

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:48, Reply)
Not in bowling.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:49, Reply)
Purple bowling ball on the mantlepiecelolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:50, Reply)
I have a purple bowling ball.
TRUFAX. It has my name on it and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:51, Reply)
If only you knew the story of the purple bowling ball.
alas it was deleted
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Do you have the York Notes?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)
Lost me there mein MOD

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:58, Reply)
You know...
The short version, like the ones students read so they don't have to read the full book.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:59, Reply)
oh man,
that was gold. I think it might be in ABs archive, or atleast, the edited version.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)
TRUE DAT WINDY P

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:56, Reply)
Was it this?
http://www.b3ta.com/questions/morningaftersouvenirs/post1603284
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:58, Reply)
yes it is,
it's a shame all the bragging about massive drugs, and being a whore were removed. From the way it read, she got high, and sucked some guys off.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 13:05, Reply)
Half my family live over there. Nice innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:44, Reply)
Canada is fucking awesome *as they like to say over there*
There also seems to be a huge hatred towards americans
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:46, Reply)
They're rather embarrassed about their next door neighbours.
Rather like the people who live next door to Vag.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:51, Reply)
If only VAG had ICBM's he would look so much DARKER

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:53, Reply)
No one likes having darkies as neighbours HH. That would make things worse.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 13:08, Reply)
and rather like the Scots.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:53, Reply)
+ and the daves & the stevens and the james and well any male come to think of it..........

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:54, Reply)
I was hoping you had died in a car crash.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:43, Reply)
Almost batts me old bean almost

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:43, Reply)
I think you speak for the silent majority.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:45, Reply)
This is excellent.
Journalist in 'not really interested' shocker
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:44, Reply)
No it isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:50, Reply)
Neither's your face.
Or something.

In completely unrelated news, it has come to my attention that Lisa 'Side of a Barn' Riley is apparently a vegetarian. My guess is that she eats a truckle of cheese a day.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:53, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:56, Reply)
you're a prick, the cat was fine.

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This answer wins.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:47, Reply)
+ when I shagged it last night

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:49, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:51, Reply)

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