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What's the best "Fuck off" in movie history?
I'd say it's in Life Of Brian - "Are you the Judean People's Front?"

Alt: Lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:13, 104 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
The one in Zulu

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)
Which one to choose?
There's, er ...

There's thaasands of 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:15, Reply)
and they're all so... very... dark.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:19, Reply)
Pfffft.
Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:20, Reply)
Possibly in Die Hard.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)
"After you get where you're going, fuck off your shoes and your socks ... "

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:20, Reply)
"and fist with your toes...."

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:20, Reply)
I've seen that video.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:22, Reply)
Not sure about Fuck Off, but I quite like Ben Kingsleys Spunkbubble in Sexy Beast

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)
I like how Ray Winstone acts a semi-retired hard bastard in that.
But you're right - it's lovely to see Ghandi swearing lots.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:21, Reply)
hey bitches

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:20, Reply)
Hey.
What's your favourite "Fuck off" in the movies?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:21, Reply)
I wish you'd 'fuck off'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:32, Reply)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:34, Reply)
Worst fuck off in the history of the world EVAH!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:35, Reply)
By quite a long way.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:36, Reply)
That's an album I would consider downloading.
Assuming it was either free or I could find a torrent
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:37, Reply)

♥ ♥ KRISTINE! ♥ ♥
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)
Hey Kristine, how are you?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:27, Reply)
Hello there!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:32, Reply)
At the minute, I can't think of a better one than that
Alt: BBQ tomato pork thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:34, Reply)
Pork is one of your Five A Day.
Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:38, Reply)
B3TH WE NEED A MOD ON TALK WAAAHHHH

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:35, Reply)
is b3th really the OT mod?
hahahaha! oh fuck me, that's amazeballs.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:40, Reply)
She gazed Rob naked photos of her and her husband doing the wild thing until he let her be mod.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:41, Reply)
wide lense camera no doubt.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)
Fish eye

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:45, Reply)
It was one of those composite panorama shots

(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:49, Reply)
Like the gigapixel stuff?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:49, Reply)
That's what they have on the Hubble Telescope
for looking at stuff visible from space. .........oh.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:53, Reply)
the one where bambi tells thumper to fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:39, Reply)
I need to see this clip.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:40, Reply)
yeah? okay then.
fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:41, Reply)
That's quite a good impression of Bambi, actually.
You should take it to Edinburgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:44, Reply)
hahahaha yeah!
fuck. off
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:45, Reply)
Maybe not the best,
but when I was younger I loved it when Arnie said 'Hasta la vista, baby.' and shot the bad Terminator.

Alt: Chinese that was described as 'fried noodles with meat' and bean curd pudding.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:39, Reply)
You know you're onto a winner when one of the core ingredients in your lunch is
"Meat product"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:41, Reply)
Absolutely,
I think I saw some tentacle in there, but I can't be sure.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)
Are you sure you weren't on the set of Existenz?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:49, Reply)
I think I've just been over here too long...
I quite liked Existenz, but it's been a while since I last saw it.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:59, Reply)
I enjoyed it. I'm not normally a fan of weird body-schlock, but it was good.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:05, Reply)
More liz jones articles
I CANT STOP MYSELF
www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/article-2183128/Liz-Jones-In-I-text-Petrol-Station-Man.html
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:39, Reply)
Well there's someone who needs to join me on the "List of people who should kill themselves"

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)
What the fuck? HOw is she paid of rthat, it stops making sense half way through the column?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:51, Reply)
Irony lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:04, Reply)
Also Monty Python
Mr Creosote in Meaning Of Life when asked if he wants another waffer thin mint.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:44, Reply)
Yeah, but LoB is proper spat out by Cleese.
But yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:48, Reply)
I thought he only said it to Brian?
The only spat out Fuck Off is by Chapman in that, isn't it?

'How shall we fuck off, oh lord?'
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Nah - Cleese as the People's Front of Judea.
"Are you the Judean People's Front?"

"Fuck off! We're the People's Front Of Judea!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Ahh, for some reason I thought you meant the bit I refer to above, despite it being clear in your question it isn't
Oops. Must say though, I still prefer the Graham Chapman one.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:03, Reply)
I was bought the film box set a couple of years ago for my birthday - it's got some documentary with behind the scenes footage
To a man they are all as boring as fuck, except Chapman, who's generally titting about, and Palin, who comes across as typically likable elderly uncle-like.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:06, Reply)
Seems a damn shame to find that out
At least Spike Milligan was still mental off camera.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:07, Reply)
Yes, his crippling manic depression was very funny.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)
Certainly funnier than his funny voices.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Where he gets chased into the mountains,etc.
"Alright! I *am* the Messiah. Now FUCK OFF!!!"

*stunned silence*

"How shall we fuck off, O Lord?"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:57, Reply)
I also seem to remember that the Biggus Dickus scene holds (or held) the record for the most takes in history
Even in the final cut you can see Palin is still desperately struggling to keep it together.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:02, Reply)
I love that there's one part in that where John Cleese just drops his face, because he's absolutely cracking up

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:05, Reply)
OH MAN I LOVE THAT BIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:07, Reply)
Iirc they did the first bit without telling the extras what was going to happen
so the cracking up at the start is genuine
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:14, Reply)
The one where you fuck off?
PS they're not called 'movies' in this country.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:49, Reply)
they're called that here.
you're just weird.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:51, Reply)
Hey, you're Australian, right?
In your opinion, what's better - Brisbane or Perth?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:01, Reply)
1. You've already done that one.
2. Yes they are.
3. You fat spaz.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:00, Reply)
oh monty :(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:54, Reply)
oh mumples! :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:11, Reply)
oh Monty
Why can't you just be nice?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:59, Reply)
Because he's a cunt?
Although to be fair, this is a pretty shit thread, full of people quoting Monty Python.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:01, Reply)
They should have a page featuring only the most popular threads.
That would be ace.

Or even better - the best things people have typed.

We could vote on them and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:03, Reply)
I like this*

*I don't really
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:05, Reply)
AHAHAHAHHA CLICK!!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:07, Reply)
this is true.
Quoting Monty Python was fun when I was 11, but after that it's in the same category as novelty ties, flight sims and listening to Megadeth. Speaking of which, one of our IT spods just sat at my table. He has sausage rolls for lunch every day and wears novelty socks. I suspect Pratchett fandom and Python quoting.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:05, Reply)
I agree - hence my asking what other people's favourites were.
It seems I misoverestimated some people.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:08, Reply)
Perhaps some of these IDIOTS haven't dedicated enough time to this not-remotely-spasticated question.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Clearly not.
They clearly have lives, unlike us losers that just spend their time insulting each other on internet messageboards.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:18, Reply)
It seems you have misoverinvented a word too.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)
I think it's a 'dubya' reference.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)
JUST SMEG THE SMEG OFF, YOU SMEGHEAD!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Tom Hardy to Nick Nolte in Warrior. It's such a good scene.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:05, Reply)
OK sorry let me try again.
AHAHAHAHA SPANISH INQUISITION AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
EX-PARROT!!!!
MANUEL!!!!!!!

AHHHAHAHAHAAH AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAA
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:05, Reply)

Am I the only one who doesn't like Monty Python? it's tedious and bent.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:07, Reply)
You're sick, wrong, and I hate you.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:08, Reply)

I also don't give a flying fuck about Hillsborough.Want to add that to the list.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)
Neither do I. In fact, it's a shame more scousers weren't killed.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:14, Reply)

It;s just something else for them to whinge about. Just fuck off and spend your dole money on shellsuits.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:17, Reply)
96 down
Fucking loads to go.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 21:38, Reply)
I think it was great.
Just thinking about those ghastly proles choking their last miserable breaths is giving me what I can only describe as a massive chob-on.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:17, Reply)
Wanking over dead Liverpudlians?
You fucking pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:19, Reply)
You're a dimwitted cunt, no denying that.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Well what's your favourite movie "Fuck off" then, Monty?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:07, Reply)
I don't have one, you twat.
Who, other than a massive twat, would have a favourite 'movie' "fuck off"? Why on earth would I have ever in my life sat around weighing up different instances of someone saying "fuck off" in a film, and then made a decision as to which one I liked best?

For crying out loud man. What is the matter with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:08, Reply)
Oh I don't know ... I was just feeling lonely on the internets I suppose.
Trying to start a bit of a conversation, trying to have a laugh.

With tedious predictability I imagine you'll agree that this should encourage me to kill myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:10, Reply)
It really is the only way forward, here.
I'm not even cross any more. I just feel deeply saddenend.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)

just feel deeply saddenend am just deeply sad
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:14, Reply)
oh monty :(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:10, Reply)
:o)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)
you cheeky tramp you!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:14, Reply)
The Land Before Time IV: Journey Through the Mists
Ichy: How nice! Dessert! Swim to shore, Dil. My sweet tooth calls.
Dil: Ichy, you know the rules. Dinner first, then dessert!
Ichy: Fuck off, Dil
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:07, Reply)
This place is shit without me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:09, Reply)
Start a new thread - this one seems to be dying on it's arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)
dying on it is arse?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)
It did that at 12:13

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:14, Reply)
I have a soft spot for 'Fuck you, you fucking fuck' in Blue Velvet

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 23:28, Reply)

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