Has anyone said SEMEN PATEL?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:49, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

well, now you've gone and done it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Hello love

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:00, Reply)

I'm not happy twohats.
not happy at all.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Oh dear boy!
Why ever not?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:13, Reply)

They've thrown me out of my gym,
all becuase i happened to mention my knee plates and leg pins and ankle pins from some surgery, they won't let me in until i get a letter from my doctor saying i'm safe to use equipment. It's like having to get a note from your mum for P.E.
It was embarrassing, swiped my card, the little machine went red, aand i was asked "to wait to speak to the manager" and was given basically a telling off for not telling them when i signed up.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:16, Reply)

What the fuck?
That's ridiculous! Surely there must be some small print somewhere that covers that sort of thing? Fucking bellends. Mrs Hats has nothing but problems with her gym. They don't give two shits about their customers...they just want the doh-re-mi.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Yes
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:58, Reply)

You just blew my mind

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:00, Reply)

SP.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:03, Reply)

SP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:02, Reply)

*gasps*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:03, Reply)