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Lunch!
Alt: if you were a Gallagher, which Gallagher would you be?
Alfalt: armadillos or pangolins?
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:47, 130 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Alt: if you were a Gallagher, which Gallagher would you be?
Alfalt: armadillos or pangolins?
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:47, 130 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
im not having this 'lunch' nonsense today as I might have a meatza tonight instead
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:53, Reply)
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Haha, no way. I was threatened with not being 'allowed' meat last night but I still had duck.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:56, Reply)
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:56, Reply)
Frank
Lunch was goats cheese and roasted pepper sammich
AlfAlt:
Armadillo
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:02, Reply)
Lunch was goats cheese and roasted pepper sammich
AlfAlt:
Armadillo
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:02, Reply)
Alt: Probably Gallagher Retail Park - TK Maxx, Argos, Shoefayre, Comet, Powerhouse, Pets at Home, Matalan, ScS, Maplin Electronics, Ethics, Instore, JJB, Dreams, MFI, Carpetright and McDonalds - what more could you want?
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Roses are reddish
Violets are blue-ish
If it wasn't for Jesus
We'd all be Jewish.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Violets are blue-ish
If it wasn't for Jesus
We'd all be Jewish.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:37, Reply)
i've met liam, when i was working in his local when i was 18
I asked for his autograph. he said if he could sign my tits. we compromised on my shirt.
altalt: nothing yet. not sure what I fancy. I had a box of raw nuts at about 10am and they filled me up too much.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:19, Reply)
I asked for his autograph. he said if he could sign my tits. we compromised on my shirt.
altalt: nothing yet. not sure what I fancy. I had a box of raw nuts at about 10am and they filled me up too much.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:19, Reply)
i know
there were a LOT of old sleazes in that pub (frank used to drink there at around this time, I bet he was one of them), so I'd taken to nicking my dad's white shirts to wear over black jeans or something equally non-revealing.
my dad was properly unimpressed when I came home with his shirt covered in semi-literate manc scrawl.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:22, Reply)
there were a LOT of old sleazes in that pub (frank used to drink there at around this time, I bet he was one of them), so I'd taken to nicking my dad's white shirts to wear over black jeans or something equally non-revealing.
my dad was properly unimpressed when I came home with his shirt covered in semi-literate manc scrawl.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:22, Reply)
Those cold & flu tabs are brilliant.
I don't even want to know what phenylephrine is.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:24, Reply)
I don't even want to know what phenylephrine is.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:24, Reply)
It's a shite decongestant
But the likes of Stunned caused them to control the effective one
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:26, Reply)
But the likes of Stunned caused them to control the effective one
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:26, Reply)
The likes of me is it, Brum?
I bought some flu tabs for like the 3rd time in my life and I am the driver behind this product?
You Brummies make me puke.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:28, Reply)
I bought some flu tabs for like the 3rd time in my life and I am the driver behind this product?
You Brummies make me puke.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:28, Reply)
You can still get it from the pharmacy in sainsbury's *taps nose*
But you have to ask for it, so don't rock up looking dishevelled.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:31, Reply)
But you have to ask for it, so don't rock up looking dishevelled.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:31, Reply)
There is only one winner here.
And it's Swipe as she gets to finger my arse.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:52, Reply)
And it's Swipe as she gets to finger my arse.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:52, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Fy_PJODH3p0#t=40
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:56, Reply)
Pastrami, rocket and tomato on
home made bread (light white recipe).
None of the bastards.
Either. As long as I'm ant free I don't care who the help is.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:47, Reply)
home made bread (light white recipe).
None of the bastards.
Either. As long as I'm ant free I don't care who the help is.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:47, Reply)
JUST HAD TO RENEW MY TAX DISC
BASTARDS, I COULD HAVE SPENT THAT MONEY ON MUCH NICER THINGS
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:52, Reply)
BASTARDS, I COULD HAVE SPENT THAT MONEY ON MUCH NICER THINGS
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:52, Reply)
NO IT'S NOT, IT'S FAST AND BLACK AND SPORTY WITH A BLACK LEATHER INTERIOR AND A 3 LITRE ENGINE
just because you're now stuck with Volvos and other such saloon delights.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:04, Reply)
just because you're now stuck with Volvos and other such saloon delights.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:04, Reply)
The bought out cost of a new car will always outweigh the cost of fuel in an old car
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:56, Reply)
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:56, Reply)
Depending of course on how long you intend to keep any new car for, how long you have kept your old car for
how much you pay in VED on your old car and how much it will be for a new car.
So yeah, apart from all the times when it won't you're absolutely right.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:24, Reply)
how much you pay in VED on your old car and how much it will be for a new car.
So yeah, apart from all the times when it won't you're absolutely right.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:24, Reply)
How many miles would you have to drive to make up the thousands of pounds a new car would cost?
More than would make the savings worth while I'll bet
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:28, Reply)
More than would make the savings worth while I'll bet
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:28, Reply)
If your road tax is a few hundred and you moved to one that was only £20, or free, that's a big saving over a few years
and such a car would be markedly more fuel efficient too.
So if you drive a lot of miles that will also make a big difference.
Honestly, do you not get that there is a balance on costs where it's worth buying a new car, to which you also have to add the fact that a new car is less likely to break down and need new parts, plus it doesn't need an MOT for three years, I mean really, you're allegedly an intelligent person, surely you can see that there are situations when a new car is better value over its lifetime than it is flogging an older car.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:30, Reply)
and such a car would be markedly more fuel efficient too.
So if you drive a lot of miles that will also make a big difference.
Honestly, do you not get that there is a balance on costs where it's worth buying a new car, to which you also have to add the fact that a new car is less likely to break down and need new parts, plus it doesn't need an MOT for three years, I mean really, you're allegedly an intelligent person, surely you can see that there are situations when a new car is better value over its lifetime than it is flogging an older car.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:30, Reply)
I'm going to try to get my mpg down to single digits with my next car.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:29, Reply)
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:29, Reply)
You could probably manage it with this one if you drove everywhere in first gear
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:32, Reply)
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I told her she smelt like a bin yesterday, because I am nice like that.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:13, Reply)
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