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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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A friend is about to marry a girl he met on match.com

Write a dating profile for another B3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 19:11, 20 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

wise, wisecracking cow seeks bull with no bull.

proven fertility and beer consumption record. must be prepared to travel very far north.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 19:18, Reply)
Fucking cunt seeks mirror.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 19:19, Reply)
Terrible bullying of your bird when she wants to trowel her make up on.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 19:30, Reply)
Planet of the Apes enthusiast seeks primate-like female
Auburn sunset locks appreciated.
Must be aquatic and up for biscuit based frivolty.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 19:23, Reply)
Member of puerile digital arts community seeks underage cartoon girl for fun, friendship and maybe more

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 19:25, Reply)
Angry, crass, uncouth inadequate
Needs...hang on, I'd best check with my Dad first...
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 19:27, Reply)
Barely literate simian
Seeks younger person for cunt touching fun. Must have own tricycle / hobby horse and teeth (milk, preferably).
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Mar 2014, 19:35, Reply)
Milky milky

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 19:38, Reply)
Hang on there - are you telling us that these dating sites actually produce results?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 19:39, Reply)
Well they have for him, I guess it's a matter of percentages - if a site as a couple of million members, then surely it must work for a few people.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 19:41, Reply)
I was on one for a while and it brought about semi-literate responses from 30 year old grandmothers
Maybe I should have tried harder.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 19:50, Reply)
COR

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:03, Reply)
GILFs eh?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:04, Reply)
Perhaps better than a chubby ginger?
Dunno - not for me to judge, each to their own eh?

Just sayin'


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:07, Reply)
there are many things I would say here but wont because I want to go on our little break tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:09, Reply)
You and battered are going away together?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:10, Reply)
yes we are going to cov to roast your wife

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:13, Reply)
Do you have to suffer being driven to wherever you're going in a car with a personalised numberplate?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:11, Reply)
although I am very happy to be seen in gills lovely car (!) we are going on a train

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:12, Reply)
Ah, Eurodisney then.
Perverts the pair of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:14, Reply)

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