Enough of the hate. It's a nice Spring day,
What's making you smile at the minute?

alt. Anyone do gardening? Im trying to identify a large tree weed thing with purple flowers that's in the middle of my garden and I want rid. Need to find a weed killer strong enough.
Apart from me, what do you want rid of?

Altalt. What's your favourite landmark where you live, and which do you hate? I love the Manchester Town Hall and hate the Hilton Tower
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:56, 79 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Fuck off Jason.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:58, Reply)

Grumpy

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)

Fluffy animals, like kittums and puppies and that
Alt: I pay a man who can't read to do my garden.
Altalt: So much historic beauty round here. It's just fucking well hidden.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:59, Reply)

You ok baby girl, you seems to be getting a bit upset online

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:06, Reply)

Tears 4 mi fallen comrade :'(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:07, Reply)

Chimpy rip

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:07, Reply)

Its probably a buddleia

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)

You're bloody right!!
10 points to that man.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)

fucking nightmare to get rid of,
if its well established they have an extensive root system and you will need to dig it out.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Some Root Out should get rid of that. Buggers. Very invasive.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)

I got rid of one
with a fucking axe... that's how to do it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)

ITS A TRAP!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)

These are a favourite of butterflies

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:04, Reply)

Fuck the butterflies. It's going!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:04, Reply)

The sunshine and the thought of a holiday is making me smile
Alt:
Yer - take a pic of it and we'll see if we can identify it. I'd like to get rid of the seagulls that are getting on my nerves

AltAlt:
I love seeing St Marys Lighthouse when I take the dog out. Not keen on the Sage - looks like a robot hedgehog to me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)

I love seeing the Angel when I come home. Even though it's a rusty monstrosity, it always means I'm ten minutes away

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:04, Reply)

I desperately need a holiday.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)

I hear Scotland is a great place to visit this time of year

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:06, Reply)

I hear Edinburgh is nice this time of year

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:06, Reply)

MARR

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:07, Reply)

holiday

nother lobotomy
rusty knife to the bollocks
pint of bleach
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:06, Reply)

Fuck off you fat ginger cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:08, Reply)

ahhh
i'll even buy the bleach!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)

I have never hit a woman. However, this is likely to change when I next see you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:10, Reply)

She'd better wear her shin pads

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)

I'm thinking about performing a double mastectomy with a rusty bread knife.
Make the most of her saggy tits while you can.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)

You're gonna need a bigger knife.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:14, Reply)

They hang low enough for you to reach

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)

Me too
Booked the car park last night which made me realise its not too long to go!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Bob Crow's death
Alt: gonna plant my veg patch this weekend, not sure with what plants yet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Bob Crow's death
Alt: gonna plant my veg patch this weekend, not sure with what plants yet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Veg

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Veg

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)

Meat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:20, Reply)

Oh boy
a steak tree would be great
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:22, Reply)

Cbeese

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:21, Reply)

\o/
But also /o\ for spoiling my meat and two veg joke
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:21, Reply)

I got it, and liked it
But you also ruined my hopes for everyone replying 'Veg' like Jaysum did
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:22, Reply)

he didnt spoil anymore than you did by writing it in the first place

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:23, Reply)

The Stop 24 Services at J11 on the M20

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:06, Reply)

Oh, they are nice.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:08, Reply)

I got engaged at the weekend, that made me pretty happy.
Alt: dig it out like a normal person you daft cunt.

Altalt: I don't really notice them anymore, there are so many. Best one is probably the Radcliffe Camera. Fantastic interior, and cracking acoustics.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:07, Reply)

\o/ well done mate xx

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:08, Reply)

Yeah, feels good.
Although it all went to pot when we told her mum last night and she was a bit weird about it, and Ladypig got upset. Stupid parents. Still, she's over the moon really and I can relax now.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:10, Reply)

Ah, fuck 'em. Maybe she was just a bit surprised or summink? Either way, if yo' and yo' woman are happy that's all that's important innit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)

That's what I said, but you know what women are like when they get all emotional.
I believe the Victorians would have had her locked up for hysteria
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:18, Reply)

I don't know, I escape the moment these 'emotions' surface so I don't have to deal with it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Smart man.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Can you hear swipe ticking yet?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Can you fuck off and die in a fire?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)

I can hear her from here mate

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:27, Reply)

Victorian women
would be fingered by a doctor for hysteria
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:26, Reply)

prolly just cos she's scared she'll get ginger grand kids

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:14, Reply)

Good point.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:23, Reply)

Yous have been together for a while.
Have you always got on with the in laws?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)

Yeah, really well.
It's all a bit strange. Maybe she was just a bit overwhelmed.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:23, Reply)

MY BABY'S GETTING MARRIED!!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:37, Reply)

Top work. Congratulations.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)

Feels good.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:10, Reply)

Well done ol chap

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)

:)

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:10, Reply)

I hope it was a ploy to get the bum sex
and now you can dump her
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:23, Reply)

Course it is.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)

\0/
U Da Man
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:26, Reply)

oh man
I was hoping she'd tell you to fuck off.

you know, for the lols on here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:10, Reply)

:(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:10, Reply)

HOORAY FOR WP!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)

HOORAY!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)

\o/ well done mate

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:16, Reply)

\o/

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)

Well I suppose it was unrealistic of me to expect anything to come out of this
I hope you are both very happy
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:16, Reply)

I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)

YAY!
Awww. This has made me even happier!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)

\o/

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:18, Reply)

CONGRATULATIONS WINDERS!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:19, Reply)

there are no decent landmarks in York

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:18, Reply)

the first an most popular will be your turquiose rhinstone encrusted gravestone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Rhinestones?
I think not.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:20, Reply)

Sorry Swarovski crystals

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:22, Reply)