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where did y'all go?
I've got a craving for mushroom and cheese quiche today. or the strong cheddar and balsamic onion one that higgedy make. however, I am consoling myself with a cup of vegetable soup and a freezing cold diet coke. if you could be eating anything right now, what would it be? go on, you know you love a good food thread.
alt: so battered is going to saw my tits off. good good, cheaper than a boob reduction. how would you threaten another b3tan?
altalt: where's b3th these days? not seen her in a while...
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:36, 213 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I've got a craving for mushroom and cheese quiche today. or the strong cheddar and balsamic onion one that higgedy make. however, I am consoling myself with a cup of vegetable soup and a freezing cold diet coke. if you could be eating anything right now, what would it be? go on, you know you love a good food thread.
alt: so battered is going to saw my tits off. good good, cheaper than a boob reduction. how would you threaten another b3tan?
altalt: where's b3th these days? not seen her in a while...
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:36, 213 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I went to go an post a bot dog to Bob Crow's widow
I also sent tangles some testicles
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:37, Reply)
I also sent tangles some testicles
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:37, Reply)
maybe add some hand cream
they must get sore with all that wringing
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:44, Reply)
they must get sore with all that wringing
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:44, Reply)
man, i wanna go to one of these
www.buzzfeed.com/kimberleydadds/this-is-what-british-themed-parties-look-like-around-the-wor
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www.buzzfeed.com/kimberleydadds/this-is-what-british-themed-parties-look-like-around-the-wor
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altalt: she got stuck on the bog and her flesh has grown around the seat
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:37, Reply)
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I have a vague feeling that this has happened
I am sure I read about it in t'news
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:47, Reply)
I am sure I read about it in t'news
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:47, Reply)
Dunno
I'd just this second posted a thread but it'll wait. I have 3 massive rump steaks that I'm craving but they are at home and I had a ham sarnie. Not good
Alt:
I ent the threatening type
AltAlt:
Probably work but i'm sure I saw her post this morning
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:38, Reply)
I'd just this second posted a thread but it'll wait. I have 3 massive rump steaks that I'm craving but they are at home and I had a ham sarnie. Not good
Alt:
I ent the threatening type
AltAlt:
Probably work but i'm sure I saw her post this morning
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:38, Reply)
Côte de boeuf, rare, with steamed spinach, mushrooms au gratin & jacket potato.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:39, Reply)
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I dont like mixing french and english so can I just have a beef rib please
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:46, Reply)
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Nothing, I've not long since had lunch.
Alt: I don't threaten people.
Altalt: She has you on 2.0
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:40, Reply)
Alt: I don't threaten people.
Altalt: She has you on 2.0
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:40, Reply)
That's it, you people have held me back for long enough - I'm off to clown college
www.nationalcircus.org.uk/
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:44, Reply)
www.nationalcircus.org.uk/
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:44, Reply)
a nice creamy blue cheese with a light whisky to go with it
And some parmesan shavings drizzled with honey.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:48, Reply)
And some parmesan shavings drizzled with honey.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:48, Reply)
having said that
What I would most like in my mouth right now is one of Sian Williams's feet.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:50, Reply)
What I would most like in my mouth right now is one of Sian Williams's feet.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:50, Reply)
I think he should talk to a psychologist
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sian-williams-swaps-breakfast-telly-3224935
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:53, Reply)
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sian-williams-swaps-breakfast-telly-3224935
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:53, Reply)
she is extremely plain and has as an eye that's lazier than placid
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The mere thought of that fat mess has made me have a bit of vomit in my mouth.
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She pretty much said that angry short men
get her slicker than greased eel
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:05, Reply)
get her slicker than greased eel
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:05, Reply)
even lisa'd rather seal her own minge shut with a soldering iron than go there
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:06, Reply)
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Please stop gazing me pictures of your minge. I already know what the channel tunnel entrance looks like.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:07, Reply)
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It would take a fucking arc welder and at least 4 ft of sheet steel
not a soldering iron
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:10, Reply)
not a soldering iron
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:10, Reply)
She seems to be a bit of a Jonah. Look how many disasters she's been involved with.
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The Quorn ones are the worst
Bacony belches for the rest of the day :(
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:00, Reply)
Bacony belches for the rest of the day :(
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:00, Reply)
Best of all the farts
I reckon I could fart for a good 10 seconds on a morning
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:14, Reply)
I reckon I could fart for a good 10 seconds on a morning
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:14, Reply)
i say
I know tangles is a disgusting human being, but that's a bit fucking harsh
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:05, Reply)
I know tangles is a disgusting human being, but that's a bit fucking harsh
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:05, Reply)
GROSS
i'm having a bit of culture, thank you v much.
as is the osprey to the fish, who takes it by sovereignty of nature.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:04, Reply)
i'm having a bit of culture, thank you v much.
as is the osprey to the fish, who takes it by sovereignty of nature.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:04, Reply)
as is the osprey to the fish, who takes it by sovereignty of nature.
a rimming session, I just hope frog has remember to douche this time i hate sweetcorn
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:05, Reply)
For what it's worth, I have no interest in other people's bumholes and I'd prefer if mine was left alone too.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:08, Reply)
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anyway, he doesn't eat sweetcorn so much as fucking PEAS
fuck I hate peas
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:07, Reply)
fuck I hate peas
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:07, Reply)
HIYA!
I had a cup a soup too. Minestrone it called itself.
Rendang all the way. Beef noms.
I also like chicken in Harissa spices, Im cooking that tonight. Has to be marinaded though so the flavour is soaked in.
alt. I'ma lover, not a fighter. Can't say any of you lot really threaten me to the point of physical threats or retaliation.
Battered is pretty angry atm and understandably so.
altalt. Didn't she start a new job or suttin'?
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:19, Reply)
I had a cup a soup too. Minestrone it called itself.
Rendang all the way. Beef noms.
I also like chicken in Harissa spices, Im cooking that tonight. Has to be marinaded though so the flavour is soaked in.
alt. I'ma lover, not a fighter. Can't say any of you lot really threaten me to the point of physical threats or retaliation.
Battered is pretty angry atm and understandably so.
altalt. Didn't she start a new job or suttin'?
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:19, Reply)
alt: because he's a 40 year old washed up divorcee without permanent employment and a club foot?
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:21, Reply)
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swipe let slip about Batt's "big shoe", this is new news for the bo\ard
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:23, Reply)
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Stunned's got the foot problems. What's happening with your new sprog? Kick your Mrs down the stairs, that's a known way to start labour.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:24, Reply)
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:24, Reply)
it's still hiding...due date isn't until 26th, but as number 1 was early, which is unusual, we thought this one would be as well, which is more usual
we are currently arguing about names
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:30, Reply)
we are currently arguing about names
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Its because this one isnt yours
and black babies take longer to develop in the womb.
HTHs
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:32, Reply)
and black babies take longer to develop in the womb.
HTHs
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:32, Reply)
Potato crusted pork fillet, slow cooked belly, crackling, Perry gravy, apple beignet, winter greens
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:50, Reply)
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That's what I had when we were away last week. It was probably the best pork I have ever had.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:53, Reply)
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Pears and anything food or beverage related to them are utterly disgusting.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:55, Reply)
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Except for
pear drops
waldolf salad
tart ta tan
pear wine gums
stuff that contains pears or is pear flavoured
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:59, Reply)
pear drops
waldolf salad
tart ta tan
pear wine gums
stuff that contains pears or is pear flavoured
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:59, Reply)
i love raw pears, especially conference pears
but I don't like them in things.
although stunned made me a beautiful salad of pears and greens and blue cheese and walnuts. the rest of the foodwrongs had giant prawns and steak - urgh.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:00, Reply)
but I don't like them in things.
although stunned made me a beautiful salad of pears and greens and blue cheese and walnuts. the rest of the foodwrongs had giant prawns and steak - urgh.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:00, Reply)
Not really a fan of pears
They are like mong apples
IMA make some perry from my tree
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)
They are like mong apples
IMA make some perry from my tree
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)
That's a waldolf salad there, bet the cunt made out like he made it himself.
I fucking love prawns, big huge ones that take 4 bites, I suck their head out too.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:03, Reply)
I fucking love prawns, big huge ones that take 4 bites, I suck their head out too.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:03, Reply)
fuck off, my vegetable pasta was much better
and I definitely won on the pudding front. that trio of lemon/lime puddings was amazing, gay strawberry boy.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:00, Reply)
and I definitely won on the pudding front. that trio of lemon/lime puddings was amazing, gay strawberry boy.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:00, Reply)
it was
his plate was disgusting, mountains of dead pig everywhere.
and then he had black pudding and bacon and sausages for breakfast.
poor piggies.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:11, Reply)
his plate was disgusting, mountains of dead pig everywhere.
and then he had black pudding and bacon and sausages for breakfast.
poor piggies.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:11, Reply)
normally i agree
but not when you had a goats cheese starter and a mascarpone sauce. too much of a good thing!
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:11, Reply)
but not when you had a goats cheese starter and a mascarpone sauce. too much of a good thing!
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:11, Reply)
I got a burger from the butchers today, so I'm making it with
- Chollar Roll bun
- Red Onion
- Tomarto
- Plastic Cheese
- Lettus
- tomarto'n'chili-chutney
- some kind of mustardy pickle thing
- mayo
- the meat itself.
It'll be AWESOMe.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:57, Reply)
- Chollar Roll bun
- Red Onion
- Tomarto
- Plastic Cheese
- Lettus
- tomarto'n'chili-chutney
- some kind of mustardy pickle thing
- mayo
- the meat itself.
It'll be AWESOMe.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:57, Reply)
I hate burgers with too much shit in them
Bun
Cheese
Bacon
Burger
Bun
possibly hot sauce of some kind
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Bun
Cheese
Bacon
Burger
Bun
possibly hot sauce of some kind
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)
no no no
put it in the bin and start again:
falafels
tzatziki
feta cheese
WIN
or maybe
Portobello mushroom
blue cheese
chillis
pesto
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)
put it in the bin and start again:
falafels
tzatziki
feta cheese
WIN
or maybe
Portobello mushroom
blue cheese
chillis
pesto
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Yeah, what you've done there is make a vegetable sandwich, not a burger.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:04, Reply)
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i never said it was
I told him to put his sad little meatsack in the bin and start again
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:12, Reply)
I told him to put his sad little meatsack in the bin and start again
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:12, Reply)
Some sort of right-on vegetarian worthy hand-wringing nonsense.
Something to do with the Gaia theory and how really spiritual they are in Thailand, I suspect.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Something to do with the Gaia theory and how really spiritual they are in Thailand, I suspect.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:10, Reply)
They're one of my dauhter's fave things to make, along with pizza. Piss easy too.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:13, Reply)
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I'm not sure the medical profession is the place for equal opportunity for retards.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:20, Reply)
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there is a natural history museum in Kendal
That has some of the worst examples of taxidermy I have ever seen...
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:32, Reply)
That has some of the worst examples of taxidermy I have ever seen...
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:32, Reply)
just looking through it at the moment
that's the sort of thing they have in the aforementioned. There is one of a bear that's priceless
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:37, Reply)
that's the sort of thing they have in the aforementioned. There is one of a bear that's priceless
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:37, Reply)
As we would say in these parts
He looks like he's got one eye away down to the shops and another one coming back with the change.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:27, Reply)
He looks like he's got one eye away down to the shops and another one coming back with the change.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:27, Reply)
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