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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hiya!Now that Darth's back, let's concoct ways of snaring other lost members.
Name the B3tan and the way you would lure them back to the internets murky depths.
alt. Best way to spend a non-work, sunny day?
I live near Platt Fields Park in Manc which is canny for a walk around and also near the Fallowfield loop, a unused rail line that they paved over, goes on for miles.
Altalt. Summat about food, you fatties. The ultimate sandwich.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:32,
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errrmLabs was good - get him back here with promises of free tattoos or something.
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I'm off into town soon to buy more seeds, then home for a 10k run, shower, shave, shit, pick the kids up from school, pasta. Done
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Rare steak, fried onions, mushrooms, strong cheese, all in a crispy baguette with rocket.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:36,
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Labs is too busy organising his wedding to waste his time with us plebs.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:39,
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Leave a trail of MDs, debt consolidation firm adverts and jeggings from Monty's house to hereSomehow
AltAlt: Alyson Hannigan and Eva Green
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First name that came to mindBeen watching a LOT of Buffy recently.
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Buffy was shit at the time, why would you waste your time on it now?You are either gay or a teenage girl AVA fan.
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Buffy is one of the top two TV series of all timeI'm as yet undecided which is better. And if you disagree, then you're a fuckwit.
HTH
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Buffy is tripe for teenagers and idiotsHope this helps with your slow recovery from chronic mental illness.
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For someone on as high a dosage of antidepressants and antipsychotics as meit's rather reassuring to know that I'm not actually yet mental enough to agree with you
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yes, you're right, when the history of television drama is written and a canon agreed, 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' will be the pinnacle and accorded all due respect as a cultural milestone.Keep taking the head meds, yeah?
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I feel like an inferior homosexual next to you :((
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:43,
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I'm not saying I've never had post dropped off. (
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:47,
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Hang aboutHow does liking Buffy make me a gay? It's a programme about a hot cheerleader and her hot female friends and the not-especially-attractive-(human, the vampires are FIT)-men they associate with
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Sarah Michelle Gellar is not hot and her friends are uglyThe acting is shit, the writing execrable and the plots ridiculous.
I trust this clarifies the matter; should you require any further information then please get in touch.
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It's a series about teenagers battling vampires and monsters, of course the plots are ridiculous.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:53,
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It was written for teenage girls and gays.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:54,
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Much like the inside of Russell T Davies' head.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:58,
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Joss Whedon wrote Buffy and he's no better.I did enjoy The Avengers though.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:08,
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I'd lure Bert back by telling him his sister posts on /OT. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:39,
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Edgy.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:40,
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I'd lure chompy back by setting up a new account and pretending to be a girl(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:39, Reply)
Make that girl Bert's sister who turns out to love beards and smugnessThree for one
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of course he doesHis narcissism demands that he knows what is said about him. He even popped on one evening just to patronise Nakers.
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Ha! I remember that.He must have been sitting there, rigid with frustration until he could hold it no more.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:46,
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waiting for his moment to prove that he really is intellectually superior to all these people with lives more successful than his(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:49, Reply)
There's no way my life is more successful than hisunless you count the fact that I can hold on to a girlfriend despite obviously being gay.
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as ridiculous as this may sound, you earn more than him, you have a better job than him, better employment prospects and can hold down a steady relationshipPlus, we have no reason to believe that you are embarrassingly inept in bed.
I trust this assessment meets with your approval.
Regards,
FMDS (Ret.)
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How do you know what he or I earn?Is he a tramp now or something?
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I'm hazarding a guess.Though in your AMA you gave a ballpark figure for your salary.
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Dozer has access to Rory's spreadsheet these days.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:59,
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please don'tthis place is a million times better without his pointless shite
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:02,
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Clendrix was always good for an acerbic put-down.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:40,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2235279
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:53,
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I'd lure back the disappointed by...oh, waitAlt: butt fucking your mum at the beach
Altalt: club
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:41,
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Maybe tell TGB there's a Sarlacc prepared to pay over the odds for a new home?(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:42, Reply)
www.poopourri.com/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:44,
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You're a little weird, Gonz.Your internet history must read like a nightmare in binary
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:46,
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There's no need to lure back lost members, because everyone here's really good.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:45,
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Who pissed on your turquoise cornflakes?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:49,
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I'm the best one here.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:15,
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Crying and begging. And promising to be better in the future if they come back and just please don't ever leave us again.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:55,
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Apart from wrinkly knee coverings like yours. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:00,
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Even the gays; Gok Wan can't keep his fucking hands off them.Benders: not being slapped in the face for groping a birds tits since benderism was invented.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:00,
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i met him at a black tie do last yearhe was really rather rude
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:01,
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Forrin. Just sayin'...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:01,
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Right I'm off for a lengthy afternoon wankSee you all on Friday. I'd like to say it was lovely to speak to you all again, so I will. It was lovely to speak to you all again.
Ta-ta.
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Yeah, do come back. It's nice to have someone else here.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:11,
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i like viprosi'd lure him back with tales of surfing and yarns of the sea
alt: ideally on a Caribbean beach or catamaran
altalt: do wraps count? I much prefer wraps. in which case, a wrap. maybe with falafel and feta cheese and houmous and a drizzling of something creamy. or toasted with mushrooms and goats cheese and pesto.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:04,
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Vipros and his missus are very much of the anti-sprog persuasion, if I recall correctly.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:20,
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yeah maybe, but people change their mindsgirl's particularly, after all they are full of hormones and shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:21,
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I know quite a few wimmin like that.The mental fuckers.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:22,
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I'd entice kaol back with long leather coats, knives, leather fingerless gloves and tales of hard manning(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:10,
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I'd leave out the leather coat then, unless he's a 90's gangster.or a goth.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:12,
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He's really sorted himself out now.Runs a business taking exotic animals around schools, I think.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:15,
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He's actually a nice chap.Last time I saw him I noticed a real difference.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:19,
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Not me, squire.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:23,
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Quite.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:32,
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My leather coat's longer than his. It billows impressively in tube stations when trains approach.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:14,
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The Sisters of Mercy t-shirt suggests the former.Very handy when having to wear a suit to work when it's pissibng down and too windy to use an umbrella.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:17,
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I'd entice badmons dukaz back he was fuckin awesome and definitely the best on here(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:12,
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He was.He was definitely not, in any way at all, under any circumstances, a bent spastic.
I bet if Badmons Dukasz was connecting up something electrical, he'd know exactly what length of cable to use.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:16,
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Not been here long enough to know flouncers, although Ilik ed frog. Best oneherereally.(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:14, Reply)
Don't talk about frog in the past tense!!!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:23,
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^ what the drunk gp said, apart from the bit about frogalt: netflix and a bottle of gin
altalt: fish finger
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Oh, my ultimate sandwich is either:A minty lamb bap.
A Saveloy and pease pudding bap with red sauce.
Or A ham and peas pudding stottie
but I am northern.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:22,
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With taste like this, it's no wonder you live in WSM(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:28,
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I'm going to be an uncle to a little boy :)This has no correlation to your thread, soz.
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Kroney, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:33,
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Obviously I suggested the name "Nakers". They didn't seem keen.(
Kroney, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:36,
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I'm glad he didn't have one of those useless girl creatures.(
Kroney, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:58,
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Family name's been secured for a future generation.Means I don't have to put up with nagging relatives asking when I'm going to settle down and reproduce. Plus I now have an excuse to play with Lego and Scalextrix again.
I know it's no great achievement, even cockroaches reproduce, but I'm pleased about it. So, in summary, get fucked x
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Kroney, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:54,
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Noo fred.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:53,
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altalt: either the fullenglishonnabunor barbequed steak with peppers in a freshly cooked baguette.
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