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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Done well today haven't we?That trials not looking good for that Olympian like.
When was the last time you threw up in public?
Alt. Sounds of the Summer or summat DunnoLOL
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:01,
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latest was 10 years ago)
I haven't thrown up in public for a few good years. last time was after some dodgy E'sI was a bit ill after last time I visited Newcastle and binge drank beyond belief.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:02,
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Can't remember the last time I threw up, never mind in public(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:05,
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Bet it's more than 30% on here...www.bbc.com/news/magazine-26542885
Not thrown up in public for a long time, tend not to drink silly these days.
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HeyI ran 6 miles yesterday
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:04,
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I hate it when the ice-cream van won't stop :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:05,
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INORITEI had the right money and everything
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:06,
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Fellow groaters might, you mong(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:08,
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Hey! I just burned some calories!*eats curry*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:10,
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When I saw a photo of you for the first time.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:03,
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I'm not as shocked by it now, but that first time - Jesus.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:09,
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Don't you be throwing stones in this glass house, dear.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:11,
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Don't be stupid Jason, I'm devilishly handsome.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:12,
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You have the air of the ginger child of Tom Selleck and Simon Weston xx(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:14,
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Untrue, but I would sooner have that look than a potato with boggle eyes.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:16,
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you look like one of those gold fish that can look behind themselves(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:20,
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They are boggly but only one seems lazy..(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:22,
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his entire defense seems to be to throw up and cry like a girlalt: Sleeper: sale of the centuary FUCK OFF IT'S STUCK IN MY HEADAND YOU CAN HAVE IT AS WELL YOU PRICKLET
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:05,
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Did you listen to it in Janury?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:16,
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Hasn't got a leg to stand on, has he?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:06,
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Not currentlyThey are both in the prosection evidence
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:06,
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"I would like to submit these prosthetic legs as exhbiit A and exhibit B"*falls over*
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I gave it a good 15 minutes and nobody else stood up to the plate.Please fuck off.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:12,
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+shit patter then 30 seconds of pure disappointment before finishing all over her back, crying, sucking your thumb then going home
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:21,
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The request for a new thread submitted at 14:51 and the posting of this new thread at 15:01 would indicate this statement is bullshit.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:14,
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Last time was probably at a friend's wedding about 3-4 years ago.During the wedding breakfast I shared the two bottles of red wine on our table with one other person, then went back to the hotel and had a few joints and beers while waiting for the ladies to change into their evening wear, then got stuck into bottles of Innis & Gunn at the evening do, which turned out to be higher strength than their easy-drinking nature led me to believe.
It was utterly undignified and my shoes did not come out of it well.
Alt: I always love a bit of calypso in the sunshine: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGt21q1AjuI&list=RDdGt21q1AjuI#t=0
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:15,
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That's because he shot his girlfriend repeatedly in the head.I'm a little unclear as to why a burglar would break in to his flat and then take a shit. I think this is where his defence case starts to unravel. The rest is just window dressing.
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Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:15,
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apparently loads of burglars take a shit when they burgle placessomething to do with adrenalin and nerves innit, they can't help it.
I read that in a Stephen king novel and thought pfffffffft, but since I've read it in lots of other places.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:26,
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because the bathroom has no bars on the windowAnd could therefore be a means of access by burglars.
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Who then, instead of coming out and ransacking his house, taking those two hostage,decided to crimp one off.
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Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:22,
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When you've got you go, you've got to goProper shit-meerkat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:28,
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He blates got a 'roid rage on because he thought she was cheating*and blew her away when she hid in the bog as, I suspect, she was wont to do until he calmed down. He tried to kick the door down, couldn't because he had them cut off, failed to break open a cardboard interior door with a cricket bat because he's ultimately a crybaby girly man and then shot her.
Subsequently he got all bloo bloo because his conscience rides shotgun to his anger and is now trying to get away with murder by virtue of calling the waaaahmbulance every five minutes.
*he always thought they were cheating. Typical "i'm half a man" insecurity.
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Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:31,
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Roeeva Steyncump was fucking hot(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:39,
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Aesthetically, sure.Not to my taste. I'm not a fan of the Teutonic brick-face thing. Many people are.
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Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:41,
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Oscar Pistorius touches kids on the cunt(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:33,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:19,
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Have you got an email address for Barry Scott at Cillit Bang?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:30,
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I'll text him and let him know, k?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:34,
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oh i forgot, he's coming for a beer at 4(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:35,
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He's blown me out again?Tell him he's a LOUD SHOUTY CUNT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:37,
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He can't half drink quick thoughBang! And the pint is gone. Greedy bastard.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:39,
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Have you got an email address for Caroline Surtees at Volaris?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:34,
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ANSWER TEH FUCKING QUESTION!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:34,
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Deleted. Should have been a gaz. Soz.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:33,
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Does this help at all?uk.linkedin.com/in/carolinesurtees
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:34,
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officelolling heartily now(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:35,
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I've just emailed her using the address you suggestedShe replied saying Battered is a prick
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:36,
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Thats my default OOO message too(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:36,
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Thanks for cc'ing me, it was funny when she mentioned that he spells his name 'the gay way'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:37,
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Doesn't contain an email address & can't send attachments via Linkedin Inmail. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:35,
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You could always LinkedIn message her and ask for her email address?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:36,
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do you really want to cock gaz her that much?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:37,
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Wow!I want her email address now!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:35,
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This whole sub thread has been the funniest one todayWell done all
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:39,
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:51,
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Yes, I realised that Joe Le Taxi was released earlier than 1990, so I corrected it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:24,
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That song was on the radio when my mum used to take me to her aerobics classand give me a sticker book to occupy myself with.
So we're talking somewhere between 1985 and 2004.
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Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:27,
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To clarify, I was 11 years old and she was 14 when I first experienced these 'nonce' feelings towards her.I've since had treatment and have been removed from the register.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:29,
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To clarify, you're a fucking nonce and ought to be sent to a prisonwhere the inmates will do the decent thing and shank you in the showers with a sharpened toothbrush.
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Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:51,
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I bet you 'relased earlier' all over a picture of a 14 year old girl you massive nonce(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:28,
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My relase allowence was taken away last centuary(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:30,
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You're the quickest to throw the heat onto others aren't you?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:52,
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Technically a gladiatrix.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:24,
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I've thrown up over myself in front of two members of popular 90's pop combo, SuedeIt was terribly embarrassing, but we all had a good laugh about it afterwards.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:36,
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Everything will flowsometimes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:37,
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Pity you didn't manage to vomit all over Brett Anderson(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:41,
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*Monty's anecdote about Brett Anderson something something dressing gown goes here*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:41,
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One of the girlfriend's mates looks the ginger spit of him.I mentioned it. They didn't know who Brett Anderson is. A fitting tribute to a great man.
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Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:48,
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Sadly he wasn't thereIt was the keyboardist and guitarist
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:10,
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:49,
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Not as far as I recallbut I was extrememly drunk.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:11,
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I haven't been sick in public for a very long time. Last time was probably when I was sick on myself in the back of a ford escort cosworth on the way back from a party in Herefordshire. I blame the magic mushrooms. Or the booze. Or maybe the shoddy bbq.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:49,
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I blame the
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