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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:00,
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IM NOT LETTING YOU RUIN ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS WE ARE ACHIEVING HERE(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:03,
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I can't be arsed fishing through that, summarise the good bits?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:11,
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Batts wanted everyone to be nasty, a saccharine niceness followed. The end.(
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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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It seems that train threads are the new HSH.
Fuck that shit.
Please be extremely unpleasant to each other; more than usual.
( Battered fuck off, cunt, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:14, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
You're a bit of a cunt, really. Dickwad.
(Doctor Best Troll has a fucking STETHESCOPE right?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:17, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Correction - I am a total cunt and you are a shit alky 'doctor'.
Wanker.
( Battered fuck off, cunt, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:44, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Good evening, hope you are well.
( Frog! What? Really? Nothing for this?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:20, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)
^ unhappy
(Doctor Best Troll has a fucking STETHESCOPE right?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:26, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
What a charming reply, well done you!
( Frog! What? Really? Nothing for this?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:27, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)
apologies, thought you were being moany.
(Doctor Best Troll has a fucking STETHESCOPE right?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:43, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
I hope you have terminal cancer. Really painful as well with any luck.
( Battered fuck off, cunt, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:44, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
There's always someone worse off, my reward will be in heaven. I just hope that through my illness I can inspire others also suffering.
( Frog! What? Really? Nothing for this?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:47, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)
alright mate, how are you doing?
Well I hope, you deserve a bit of good luck mate.
(Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.) optimum wound profile, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:27, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Off to me quiz so no time to be nasty.
Cunts!
( edjogs Squally showers, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:29, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Best of luck, but more importantly, have a wonderful evening.
( Frog! What? Really? Nothing for this?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:30, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)
alright mate, hope life's good with you xx
(Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.) optimum wound profile, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:31, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Good evening, whilst not perfect, I try to see the good in everything. Also remembering those worse off really helps put perspective on my silly tribulations.
In short, I'm fantastic, thanks. I trust and hope you are also very well indeed
( Frog! What? Really? Nothing for this?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:33, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)
yeah mate
Life is good right now, hope everything's going swimmingly with Gill.
(Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.) optimum wound profile, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:40, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Yes, great thanks, despite the time limitations inflicted by the modern way of life we are making the most of the time we spend together and building a platform for our relationship to grow and blossom. Thanks for your kind words.
( Frog! What? Really? Nothing for this?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:44, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)
really pleased for you both.
(Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.) optimum wound profile, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:44, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
I hope you die in a fire after you've lost all your limbs.
( Battered fuck off, cunt, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:46, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
I hope Jesus softens your heart and enables you to see all the good in your life
Instead of the onset depression associated with being a grey, lonely old man sitting in front of a laptop with no one for company bar an extensive deviant collection of pornography and hard liquor to soothe the pain xx
( Frog! What? Really? Nothing for this?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:51, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)
I think we should all pray for our friend Battered during these dark times
( tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:53, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Jesus is with him, always.
(Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.) optimum wound profile, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:54, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
As are we, the Lords vessels, filled with His Holy Spirit, we can help Brother Battered
( Frog! What? Really? Nothing for this?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:57, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)
He's with all of us, friend.
We just have to open our hearts to him, yeah?
( tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:58, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Salutations to you all on this most wonderful of evenings.
( GeordieJay sissy that walk!, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:36, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Get fucked
( GeordieJay sissy that walk!, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:36, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Woah there, I don't know if you realise but this s a PUBLIC forum, CHILDREN can read this.
I like a joke and engaging in witty banter as much as the next chap, but try and tone down the blue language and this might be a place everyone can enjoy.
( Frog! What? Really? Nothing for this?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:39, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)
he always has to spoil things, doesn't he?
(Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.) optimum wound profile, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:41, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
This is what he gets like
( tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:43, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
I dunno, one sip of cooking lager and look what happens :'(
(Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.) optimum wound profile, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:45, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Dozer fingered your kids
( GeordieJay sissy that walk!, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:44, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
I hope you die in a fire
(Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.) optimum wound profile, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:39, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Come judgement day his sort will have a lot of explaining to do BEFORE CHRIST
Until then, let's be open hearted in welcoming everybody. I know the lewd words used can anger, but let's remember to forgive those who trespass against us just as The Lord forgives us our trespasses, yeah?
( Frog! What? Really? Nothing for this?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:42, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)
in Church of Scotland services, it's 'forgive us our debts'.
Typical Scots pennypinchers!
(Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.) optimum wound profile, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:44, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Not necessarily.
( Battered fuck off, cunt, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:45, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
I've only ever heard debts/debtors
Dunno what the Episcopalians and Baptists are like, but it's the only version I heard in the 15 years I spent north of the border.
(Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.) optimum wound profile, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:50, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Hey, let's not be racist, how about we admire the scots for their practical and sensible financial viewpoint, wouldn't that be nicer?
( Frog! What? Really? Nothing for this?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:45, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)
We've certainly got a lot to thank our Scottish friends for
I only hope they remain a part of our happy union, although I'd wish them all the best if they do decide to leave.
( tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:49, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
I don't believe these rumours about you xx
(Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.) optimum wound profile, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:52, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Only God can judge me
( tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:54, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
hey, God loves the paedophiles too
(Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.) optimum wound profile, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:55, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Good one!
I hope your face gets pecked to fuck by a Magpie, mistaking it for a nest trinket.
( GeordieJay sissy that walk!, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:43, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
That's more like it.
( Battered fuck off, cunt, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:43, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
I just want you all to know that I love you guys and I hope that we'll all be friends forever
( tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:45, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
I hope and pray this will be the case, everyone is special, but some are more special than others Tangles, and yes, I am talking about you!
( Frog! What? Really? Nothing for this?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:48, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)
Your kind words bring me strength and hope, brother
xx
( tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:49, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Polite way to tell a freeloading leach to fuck off please. Sublety don't do it.
(Doctor Best Troll has a fucking STETHESCOPE right?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:47, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Turn the other cheek, Doctor
The good Lord is testing your faith
( tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:51, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
^taking the piss
(Doctor Best Troll has a fucking STETHESCOPE right?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:52, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
'shit the fuck off, you leechy prick'
(Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.) optimum wound profile, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:51, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
I could go for this actually.
(Doctor Best Troll has a fucking STETHESCOPE right?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:53, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
delete and block.
Do not let yourself be a vessel for Satans cruel words.
( GeordieJay sissy that walk!, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:55, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Perhaps examine the reasoning behind the necessity for such behaviour, and look for possible ways to teach self sufficiency, helping this person to reach their potential instead of worrying over what it is costing you?
( Frog! What? Really? Nothing for this?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:55, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)
YOU ARE ALL CUNTS AND UNLESS YOU START RECOGNISING THE TYPE OF POSTS I HAVE ASKED FOR I WILL DELETE THIS THREAD.
Then you can go back to 'train chat' like the bunch of pussies you are.
( Battered fuck off, cunt, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:54, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
^ upset ^
( Battered fuck off, cunt, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:56, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Hey, I'm here for you, man
( tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:56, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
I'm sensing a lot of anger in this post.
Imagine yourself as a jug, albeit a Toby jug, full of red anger.
Now imagine all that anger turning to blue, calm water.
Now empty the jug, slowly.
( GeordieJay sissy that walk!, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:56, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:01,
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god has given me the power to resurrect words on the internet!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:04,
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Hallelujah! Praise the Lord(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:05,
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I praise him by living my life by rules set out in two thousand year old book, but I get to pick and choose what's 'relevant'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:09,
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I have no opinion really, not too up to date on these matters old bean.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:16,
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i ent used them for yearsLoads of torque, instant start.
But plasticky.
Impeccable tracking though; straight tone arms.
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Yeah I remember the torque thing when they first came out. Never used them though.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:20,
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I've only tried their currys.Just add boiling water.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:16,
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I celebrate His love by using the plants He created as they were intended to be used(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:11,
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He has given us all the seed bearing plants on earth to use,(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:14,
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Cameron Diaz is lovely, isn't she?But not as lovely as Battered xx
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Stop grooming everyone doc, niggah purleeeze!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:12,
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alright(this thread now contains 2 deleted threads)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:11,
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Well done. You've made me chuckle. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:12,
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You are all still complete cunts though & I hope you all kill yourselves xx(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:15,
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Statistically I'm sure one of us willIt could be you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:17,
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While I agree that we'd all like to see that, I'm certain all this emo music and moping about dressed in black is just a phase he's going through and is all just for show(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:20,
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I hope he grows out of the whole 'am I or aren't I' thing too. It's hard for adults who dress as teenagers these days, a lot of pressure to decide who you are so soon. All we can do is support him.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:23,
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He'll grow out of it, he's just a late developer(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:31,
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HE THORT HE HAD A PUBE UNTIL HE DUN A PISS OUT OV IT LOL(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:32,
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Does it all have to be so loud though?You can hardly understand a word of what they're singing
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:32,
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It all sounds the same to me, just bloody noise.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:36,
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i'm thinking of a bash near where i live, kent innit... what are the protocols? Do people turn up?(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:22, Reply)
You've got no chance - making an appointment with my local GP is almost impossible.One in Kent would be even more difficult.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:24,
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Wrong on both counts. I'd go to one in Kent, and I also got an appointment with my GP booked in today, so nerr.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:26,
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You just want DBT to finger your bum.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:30,
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Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't go to one with him, I was speaking hypothetically (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:31,
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I wouldn't have to go, I've got a NHS exemption card.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:32,
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I think he does some bum inspection on the side(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:32,
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Neither of us would need to attend the 'Just a GP pint'.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:36,
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Just come for a beer in London one evening.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:24,
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You know mirror is his favourite colour......(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:32,
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Night all, here's to another great day tomorrow!!! X(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:37,
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I'm boozing and gambling all day tomorrow!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:37,
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im gonna be managing a new dialler system(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 22:48,
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Big t'ings gwan in the PPI claims call centre(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 22:51,
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that's nothing, I rejected an endowment mortgage complaint because the policy commenced in 1987.BEAT THAT.
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Wow, this is........errrrrmmmmmmfascinating please do go on
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 23:04,
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long story short, the Financial Services Act 1986 didn't take effect until 29 April 1988So the endowment sale was unregulated and the Ombudsman have no jurisdiction.
So we aren't looking into the complaint and there's nothing he can do about it.
On the plus side, he bought a house in London for 17000 quid.
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We have a right laugh here dont we?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 23:12,
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