My feet are hot.
Are your feet hot?

I have beer, I don't care what al thinks. Who don't you care thinks what about you? Eh?

Alt: best steve?

Altalt: F1 starts tomorrow! Yesssssasssssssa! Hamilton to win I reckon. I like raikonnen as well
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:31, 40 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

best Steve is that Angello dude out of clubland legends Swedish House Mafia

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:33, Reply)

I prefer Tiesto

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:35, Reply)

no way, Gareth Emery is both discerning and innovative.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:53, Reply)

I dunno who that is soz, all djs are pricks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:57, Reply)

I know this is sarcasm but i do love gareth emery

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 18:27, Reply)

He invented those boards you do your fingernails with

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 18:30, Reply)

ooo, you are awful

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 18:53, Reply)

Good this...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:48, Reply)

No, I've just taken my shoes off
I've have gin and don't care what anyone thinks.

Alt: My mate Steve

Altalt: I don't care.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:52, Reply)

Really, cos he told me he think's you're a dung covered yurt prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:56, Reply)

my feet are at an appropriate temperature
i don't care
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 18:03, Reply)

Sorry, what guinea pig will win the guinea pig grand national this year?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 18:06, Reply)

you're a bit early, they're still 'running' from last year

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 18:08, Reply)

by the was not caring about who i don't care cares about something to do with something
or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 18:10, Reply)

Oh, soz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 18:14, Reply)

Lestor Pigott will be the jockey.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 19:46, Reply)

All those tax bills in his pockets though...
Made any money today?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 19:50, Reply)

Nope. drank like a fish and didn't even get a place.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 20:52, Reply)

My feet are just right, thanks for asking
I will have wine later, I have no beer though.
Alt: Steve Hughes, the Aussie comedian.
Altalt: I'm looking forward to it - not sure who's got the best-sorted car/aerodynamics yet but I hope it'll be closer this year.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 18:03, Reply)

I dunno steve hughs...
Mercedes by a stretch it seems
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 18:07, Reply)

'Mercedes by a stretch it seems'
What?
Colour me confused
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 18:42, Reply)

^ BOLLOCKHEAD ^
/ac
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 20:27, Reply)

^ BOLLOCKHEAD ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 20:26, Reply)

Another correspondent with satisfactory feet here, I'm afraid
Alt - Steve Millerband - Ed and Dave's louder older brother

Altalt - Used to follow it, but it got to be a very tedious procession of cars in the early 2000's. Is it worth getting engaged again?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 18:11, Reply)

Turbos= yes
It's gonna be a mess
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 18:13, Reply)

I'm not sure
It is strangely addictive once you get watching and learning though, especially if you are technically/engineering inclined. I always felt that the drivers were well paid idiots of secondary significance.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 18:22, Reply)

BTCC on ITV4 is the best motorsport series to follow.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 20:54, Reply)

Monty Boyce is gay.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 18:46, Reply)

formula one isn't even a real sport, the car does all the work
it'd be a REAL sport if the drivers had to push the cars round the track
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 19:16, Reply)

that sounds like good telly

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 19:30, Reply)

You could combine it with athletics
"Oh the car is rolling downhill now - the pushers have to run to catch up."

Keaveny did a quite amusing F1 commentary this morning.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 19:39, Reply)

wankers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 20:56, Reply)

Pricks

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 21:19, Reply)

I'm not telling you, this foot fetish thing of yours has no place here
Steve McQueen coolest actor ever, not heard much from him since 1980 but I believe he's just got into directing.

I've got mixed feelings about the F1 been following it since the Hunt Lauda days but it has got a bit shit over the last decade
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 21:16, Reply)

That's a different Steve McQueen - the new one is a negroe,

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 21:27, Reply)

Are you sure he's just not doing this?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 21:32, Reply)

Racist.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 21:35, Reply)

No I hate almost everyone in equal measure

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 21:37, Reply)

Eve's the lovely Battered did you get access the other day?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 21:37, Reply)

I'll be honest, I am quite excited about the start of the new f1 season
though no one is reading this tit wank waggle parp
( broadsword w⚓, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 0:05, Reply)