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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This whole Saturday night internet stuff is clearly shit.
I have food, a film & a sleeping daughter.
What do you have (apart from some dubious sexual claim about my mum)?
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:27, 44 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I have food, a film & a sleeping daughter.
What do you have (apart from some dubious sexual claim about my mum)?
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:27, 44 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Bottled or canned Guinness doesn't taste them same IMHO.
Three kids? Are you catholic or having a sleepover?
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:33, Reply)
Three kids? Are you catholic or having a sleepover?
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:33, Reply)
It's not the draught, it's the original, which is perfectly acceptable in a can
Only two of the kids are mine, the other is a friend of my eldest
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:39, Reply)
Only two of the kids are mine, the other is a friend of my eldest
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:39, Reply)
Don't think I've ever had the original in a can.
I'm on mineral water - tend not to drink & parent.
Off to Southend tomorrow (closest bit of seaside to London, albeit rather common) with micro. Picnic on a cold beach etc. Should be fun (at least for her). What will you be up to?
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:42, Reply)
I'm on mineral water - tend not to drink & parent.
Off to Southend tomorrow (closest bit of seaside to London, albeit rather common) with micro. Picnic on a cold beach etc. Should be fun (at least for her). What will you be up to?
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:42, Reply)
If the weather is nice again I might take the kids to explore a local derelict grange house
They love a bit of trespassing.
Is your access back to normal again then?
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:45, Reply)
They love a bit of trespassing.
Is your access back to normal again then?
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:45, Reply)
The weekday access is currently shafted, Weekends (for now) are being adhered to.
Today we've been planting primroses etc. for her which has been a big hit. She kept asking to go back outside to 'check my flowers are ok please daddy'.
Ace.
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:48, Reply)
Today we've been planting primroses etc. for her which has been a big hit. She kept asking to go back outside to 'check my flowers are ok please daddy'.
Ace.
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:48, Reply)
Chicken fajitas, a Muller corner, and shit Saturday night television.
I can live with that.
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:42, Reply)
I can live with that.
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:42, Reply)
Ihave a bottle of brandy, a sleeping wife and daughter, and a dspastic dog looking at me. Saturday night :)
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:54, Reply)
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:54, Reply)
swap the sleeping family for a large number of sleeping tablets. Fuck the dog. Consume the tablets & brandy.
Job done.
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:55, Reply)
Job done.
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:55, Reply)
Much the same tbh.
I went to bed at around 2.45am, couldn't sleep due to leg cramp / spasms and then got up again at 10am as I needed to collect the car from Berwick. Then sat around my sister's gaff for about 4 hours mainlining coffee and nicotine before driving back home in a small car buffeted by strong winds.
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:36, Reply)
I went to bed at around 2.45am, couldn't sleep due to leg cramp / spasms and then got up again at 10am as I needed to collect the car from Berwick. Then sat around my sister's gaff for about 4 hours mainlining coffee and nicotine before driving back home in a small car buffeted by strong winds.
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:36, Reply)
That stretch of road is great if it's clear & there's not strong wind.
Other times I've found it a bastard to drive.
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:37, Reply)
Other times I've found it a bastard to drive.
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:37, Reply)
I came down via Wooler as my sister lives in Ford.
The A1 can get to fuck. Dullest stretch of road in the UK. Straight as a die and mostly single carriageway; it's a pain in the arse.
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:40, Reply)
The A1 can get to fuck. Dullest stretch of road in the UK. Straight as a die and mostly single carriageway; it's a pain in the arse.
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:40, Reply)
I drink because the chasm between reality and piss-stained mattresses needs to serve as a constant reminder of broken Britain.
Or something.
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:39, Reply)
Or something.
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:39, Reply)
I have a chicken chilli butter curry simmering on the hob
and a glass of wine. I know it's a bit late to be eating, but I was out last night, slept a lot today and had a late lunch.
I also saw your mum's minge in an 80's edition of Fiesta.
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:32, Reply)
and a glass of wine. I know it's a bit late to be eating, but I was out last night, slept a lot today and had a late lunch.
I also saw your mum's minge in an 80's edition of Fiesta.
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:32, Reply)
So do we, which is why I've put on weight over the last few years.
Fortunately stress and other things have conspired to lose me a stone and a half since Christmas so it's not all bad \o/
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:37, Reply)
Fortunately stress and other things have conspired to lose me a stone and a half since Christmas so it's not all bad \o/
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:37, Reply)
I' ve lost a similar amount since splitting with bitchtits last April.
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:38, Reply)
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:38, Reply)
I can get into jeans and suit pants I couldn't get into 3 years ago.
It's fucking great!
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:47, Reply)
It's fucking great!
( , Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:47, Reply)
Just unfriended someone off FB
Dozy credulous bint linked to a page about 'Blue moon Reiki healing'.
What the actual fuck
( , Sun 16 Mar 2014, 0:39, Reply)
Dozy credulous bint linked to a page about 'Blue moon Reiki healing'.
What the actual fuck
( , Sun 16 Mar 2014, 0:39, Reply)
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