I have a chicken chilli butter curry simmering on the hob
and a glass of wine. I know it's a bit late to be eating, but I was out last night, slept a lot today and had a late lunch.

I also saw your mum's minge in an 80's edition of Fiesta.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:32, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

I'm about to eat - always eat late.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:33, Reply)

So do we, which is why I've put on weight over the last few years.
Fortunately stress and other things have conspired to lose me a stone and a half since Christmas so it's not all bad \o/
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:37, Reply)

I' ve lost a similar amount since splitting with bitchtits last April.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:38, Reply)

Christ you must be like 3ft high by 1ft wide by now.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:41, Reply)

Still got a beer gut though :(

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:46, Reply)

I can get into jeans and suit pants I couldn't get into 3 years ago.
It's fucking great!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:47, Reply)