Can any of you smart motherfuckers let me know why I am totally wrong in all possible ways about this
As a country we are always banging on about self determination and how as long as the Falkland Islanders want to be British fuck everyone else. Well aren't we saying exactly the opposite about Crimea? The vast majority seem to want to be part of Russia. Now I understand that there are probably a lot of good reasons not to let Russia get hold of them but how can we argue one population has the right to decide but not another? Surely Russia will just turn around and say "Fuck off you only don't want them to be part of Russia because you think we smell, well I fucked YM last night"
( Peej, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 8:27, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I happen to agree. If the majority want to be Russian, go for it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 8:33, Reply)

It's pretty simple
As Britons we are on the side of righteousness and justice.
It's likely that God was British, therefore we have a kind of divine infallibility.
Whereas those Ruskies are renowned wrong'uns and, although we pretend to tolerate that rum Putin chap, we all remember he's an old school Soviet, who would poke you with a polonium-tipped umbrella as soon as look at you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 8:40, Reply)

^^this^^
Plus the fact that there's shedloads of oil around the Falklands so Johnny Foreigner can fuck right off - it's ours.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 8:56, Reply)

alright Kroney

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:32, Reply)