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Morning. Good weekend?
Otherwise, talk amongst yourselves.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 8:20, 128 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Otherwise, talk amongst yourselves.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 8:20, 128 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Can any of you smart motherfuckers let me know why I am totally wrong in all possible ways about this
As a country we are always banging on about self determination and how as long as the Falkland Islanders want to be British fuck everyone else. Well aren't we saying exactly the opposite about Crimea? The vast majority seem to want to be part of Russia. Now I understand that there are probably a lot of good reasons not to let Russia get hold of them but how can we argue one population has the right to decide but not another? Surely Russia will just turn around and say "Fuck off you only don't want them to be part of Russia because you think we smell, well I fucked YM last night"
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 8:27, Reply)
As a country we are always banging on about self determination and how as long as the Falkland Islanders want to be British fuck everyone else. Well aren't we saying exactly the opposite about Crimea? The vast majority seem to want to be part of Russia. Now I understand that there are probably a lot of good reasons not to let Russia get hold of them but how can we argue one population has the right to decide but not another? Surely Russia will just turn around and say "Fuck off you only don't want them to be part of Russia because you think we smell, well I fucked YM last night"
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 8:27, Reply)
It's pretty simple
As Britons we are on the side of righteousness and justice.
It's likely that God was British, therefore we have a kind of divine infallibility.
Whereas those Ruskies are renowned wrong'uns and, although we pretend to tolerate that rum Putin chap, we all remember he's an old school Soviet, who would poke you with a polonium-tipped umbrella as soon as look at you.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 8:40, Reply)
As Britons we are on the side of righteousness and justice.
It's likely that God was British, therefore we have a kind of divine infallibility.
Whereas those Ruskies are renowned wrong'uns and, although we pretend to tolerate that rum Putin chap, we all remember he's an old school Soviet, who would poke you with a polonium-tipped umbrella as soon as look at you.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 8:40, Reply)
^^this^^
Plus the fact that there's shedloads of oil around the Falklands so Johnny Foreigner can fuck right off - it's ours.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 8:56, Reply)
Plus the fact that there's shedloads of oil around the Falklands so Johnny Foreigner can fuck right off - it's ours.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 8:56, Reply)
Aye, great thanks
Good result in the football, good food, excellent beer, and nicely relaxing.
Yourself?
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 8:42, Reply)
Good result in the football, good food, excellent beer, and nicely relaxing.
Yourself?
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 8:42, Reply)
If you are referring to the game of "soggy biscuit" I would suggest we were to young
This was prep school so under 12s
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:01, Reply)
This was prep school so under 12s
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:01, Reply)
we never got parties :(
just lousy badges.
and when I was captain, a sash. and my house colour was bright yellow. this did nothing to endear me to the high school kids when I walked past them in my BROWN AND ORANGE uniform with a BOWLER HAT or STRAW BOATER.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:04, Reply)
just lousy badges.
and when I was captain, a sash. and my house colour was bright yellow. this did nothing to endear me to the high school kids when I walked past them in my BROWN AND ORANGE uniform with a BOWLER HAT or STRAW BOATER.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:04, Reply)
My house colour was yellow as well!
Maroon blazer and cap for me, with shorts and long socks
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:08, Reply)
Maroon blazer and cap for me, with shorts and long socks
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:08, Reply)
dear god, that sounds almost as bad
my mum made me have a stupid pink my little pony lunchbox because she wasn't wasting money on a new one when i was only going to be there a year. i could only hide either the lunchbox or the hat in my bag, so most nights the one i didn't hide got ripped off me and mocked.
then i went to senior school where it was neon yellow and black. ffs. what's wrong with black and white???
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)
my mum made me have a stupid pink my little pony lunchbox because she wasn't wasting money on a new one when i was only going to be there a year. i could only hide either the lunchbox or the hat in my bag, so most nights the one i didn't hide got ripped off me and mocked.
then i went to senior school where it was neon yellow and black. ffs. what's wrong with black and white???
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)
My house colours were Blue, thankfully I wasn't ever captain
And our uniform wasn't that retarded, not after leaving the junior school anyway.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)
And our uniform wasn't that retarded, not after leaving the junior school anyway.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)
Never been one for stout myself, they all seem to taste like coffee to me
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 8:47, Reply)
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 8:47, Reply)
Aye, whenever we go into our local, my friend has whatever stout they've got on
I always try it, but just never been a fan of them.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 8:50, Reply)
I always try it, but just never been a fan of them.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 8:50, Reply)
The snakes St Patrick banished from Ireland are a metaphor for pagans
He was a murderer and ethnic cleanser.
Cheers
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 8:46, Reply)
He was a murderer and ethnic cleanser.
Cheers
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 8:46, Reply)
excellent weekend thank you
saw the family. the nieces and nephew loved the monkey sanctuary. not so sure what the monkeys thought of it.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:04, Reply)
saw the family. the nieces and nephew loved the monkey sanctuary. not so sure what the monkeys thought of it.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:04, Reply)
it's not surprising your new kid is hiding and doesn't want to come and meet you!
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:19, Reply)
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:19, Reply)
i think the new one will be a boy
i've got a tenner on it pissing in his eye within a month
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)
i've got a tenner on it pissing in his eye within a month
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)
My nephew pissed in his own face not long after he was born, during a nappy change session
When my sister told me, I couldn't stop laughing.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)
When my sister told me, I couldn't stop laughing.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)
my friends and i agreed at the weekend that all men, without exception, have skidmarked pants at some point
which women never do
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:28, Reply)
which women never do
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:28, Reply)
They leave them crusty instead.
Women are just as disgusting as men in one way or another, face it.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:29, Reply)
Women are just as disgusting as men in one way or another, face it.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:29, Reply)
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Becuase they're ugly and they smell.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:36, Reply)
Becuase they're ugly and they smell.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:36, Reply)
No idea, I forced the woman that changed me to suicide, so can't exactly ask
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:27, Reply)
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:27, Reply)
Having had a boy child and a girl child, I can confirm that both are capable of pissing into the air.
Although the boy one did seem to take the removal of a nappy as his cue.
/fobtm
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)
Although the boy one did seem to take the removal of a nappy as his cue.
/fobtm
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)
Morning shitbags
This is weird, I'm at work and the missus is at home. I don't like it. She might find the bodies.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:20, Reply)
This is weird, I'm at work and the missus is at home. I don't like it. She might find the bodies.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:20, Reply)
hello you
i don't know why you think you got 99 problems. our IT dept just had to downgrade my version of the internet because it couldn't cope with our billing system, or vice versa, and now you're all blue namers again. how am i going to know who is good and who is shite?
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)
i don't know why you think you got 99 problems. our IT dept just had to downgrade my version of the internet because it couldn't cope with our billing system, or vice versa, and now you're all blue namers again. how am i going to know who is good and who is shite?
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)
Morning fella
Spent the weekend in the shadow of both Trent Bridge and the City Ground, your lot were quite loud on Saturday.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:25, Reply)
Spent the weekend in the shadow of both Trent Bridge and the City Ground, your lot were quite loud on Saturday.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:25, Reply)
For all the good it did us
You must be fucking chuffed with your lot mate
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)
You must be fucking chuffed with your lot mate
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)
Glad with the win, not happy with Sturridge's dive.
Game balanced out though, stonewall penalty not given a minute later, Rafael stayed on the pitch (as did Flanagan), so the only one that can really complain about the refereeing is Vidic, but he should know that diving into a challenge like that as the last man is foolish.
Had a fantastic beer in West Bridgford whilst watching though, so that was nice.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:42, Reply)
Game balanced out though, stonewall penalty not given a minute later, Rafael stayed on the pitch (as did Flanagan), so the only one that can really complain about the refereeing is Vidic, but he should know that diving into a challenge like that as the last man is foolish.
Had a fantastic beer in West Bridgford whilst watching though, so that was nice.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:42, Reply)
Oh aye, whereabouts?
Thanks for the SnapChat of the home of football by the way, I love that view from the bridge
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:45, Reply)
Thanks for the SnapChat of the home of football by the way, I love that view from the bridge
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:45, Reply)
No problem, was a nice day, figured I'd take a picture.
Pub was called The Monkey Tree
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:47, Reply)
Pub was called The Monkey Tree
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:47, Reply)
Not familiar with that one
But will head there next time I'm visiting the folks, should try to make the visit coincide with one of yours
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:49, Reply)
But will head there next time I'm visiting the folks, should try to make the visit coincide with one of yours
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:49, Reply)
It's on the road past the Trent Bridge Inn, but not heading towards City Ground or town
Bit confusing to describe. Basically, head towards West Bridgford, it's on the right.
Well, depending on how Friday's interview went, I may become a permanant resident sooner rather than later.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:59, Reply)
Bit confusing to describe. Basically, head towards West Bridgford, it's on the right.
Well, depending on how Friday's interview went, I may become a permanant resident sooner rather than later.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:59, Reply)
If it helps
she is probably taking the opportunity to fuck the postman
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:25, Reply)
she is probably taking the opportunity to fuck the postman
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:25, Reply)
Morning
Tired all day Sunday due to late night, so I went to bed early. Then took ages to get to sleep, woke up at 5:30 and couldn't get back to sleep.
So I'm full of fucking sunshine today.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:26, Reply)
Tired all day Sunday due to late night, so I went to bed early. Then took ages to get to sleep, woke up at 5:30 and couldn't get back to sleep.
So I'm full of fucking sunshine today.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:26, Reply)
Not all that bad, no
Fucking knackered from loads of digging though. My arms HURT
Also, I managed to get a splinter in my finger yesterday. From a fucking EGG. WTF?
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:37, Reply)
Fucking knackered from loads of digging though. My arms HURT
Also, I managed to get a splinter in my finger yesterday. From a fucking EGG. WTF?
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:37, Reply)
I stopped that when I was 17, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)
Spent yesterday morning under the car and now my neck, shoulders and arms are stiff as fuck.
Plus I've sliced my knuckle open down to the bone, almost.
Then I drove to Monmouth and back.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:48, Reply)
Plus I've sliced my knuckle open down to the bone, almost.
Then I drove to Monmouth and back.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:48, Reply)
Number 3 place in the UK to live.
That said, some shat hole oop noorth was number 1 so I doubt the veracity of the survey.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:52, Reply)
That said, some shat hole oop noorth was number 1 so I doubt the veracity of the survey.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:52, Reply)
Monmouth itself isn't very nice, I don't think.
We went for Goodrich castle.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:58, Reply)
We went for Goodrich castle.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:58, Reply)
Yer.
Watched Sightseers last night - it were good.
I also refilled our biscuit tin. Wagon Wheels, muddyfunsters.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:04, Reply)
Watched Sightseers last night - it were good.
I also refilled our biscuit tin. Wagon Wheels, muddyfunsters.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:04, Reply)
Wagon wheels are full of win
I had some Jammy Dodgers at the weekend too
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:06, Reply)
I had some Jammy Dodgers at the weekend too
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:06, Reply)
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