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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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They probably wonderd how an orangutan escaped
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:09, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:09, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
it's not surprising your new kid is hiding and doesn't want to come and meet you!
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:19, Reply)
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:19, Reply)
i think the new one will be a boy
i've got a tenner on it pissing in his eye within a month
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)
i've got a tenner on it pissing in his eye within a month
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)
My nephew pissed in his own face not long after he was born, during a nappy change session
When my sister told me, I couldn't stop laughing.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)
When my sister told me, I couldn't stop laughing.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)
my friends and i agreed at the weekend that all men, without exception, have skidmarked pants at some point
which women never do
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:28, Reply)
which women never do
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:28, Reply)
They leave them crusty instead.
Women are just as disgusting as men in one way or another, face it.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:29, Reply)
Women are just as disgusting as men in one way or another, face it.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:29, Reply)
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Becuase they're ugly and they smell.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:36, Reply)
Becuase they're ugly and they smell.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:36, Reply)
No idea, I forced the woman that changed me to suicide, so can't exactly ask
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:27, Reply)
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:27, Reply)
Having had a boy child and a girl child, I can confirm that both are capable of pissing into the air.
Although the boy one did seem to take the removal of a nappy as his cue.
/fobtm
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)
Although the boy one did seem to take the removal of a nappy as his cue.
/fobtm
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)
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