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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I always try to skip that bit, but my kids usually pick me up on it
Still there's a happy ending, you see the dad nursing a pint at the café.
Although in my version they go to a pub, not a café.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:02, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Still there's a happy ending, you see the dad nursing a pint at the café.
Although in my version they go to a pub, not a café.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:02, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Many fathers would do the reverse of that IRL - take their child to a pub, but tell them it's a cafe, so the mother doesn't find out they've been in the boozer.
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:03, Reply)
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:03, Reply)
you've got the directors cut I guess
Daddy then goes home locks the kid in a cupboard and beats the wife about for lying about a fucking tiger eating all the food when she clearly hadn't done the fucking shopping as she was Too BUSY FUCKING GEOFF FROM NEXT DOOR THE WHORE!
( , Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:04, Reply)
Daddy then goes home locks the kid in a cupboard and beats the wife about for lying about a fucking tiger eating all the food when she clearly hadn't done the fucking shopping as she was Too BUSY FUCKING GEOFF FROM NEXT DOOR THE WHORE!
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