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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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WELL THIS IS GOOD!!!Art. Do you get it or not?
If it's all subjective, then how come I can't just put half an eaten apple in formaldehyde and get paid a million?
I like some art but not others. The Baltic was truly awful. Good job it's free.
Alt. Im away to Newcastle at the end of the month. When is your next trip away and where.
AltAlt. When was your last cinema visit and how was the film? Mine was Paranormal Activity 4, which was "alright"
Alright?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:38,
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Your threads are shit and so is your face & lifestyle. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:43,
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Take your mini vendetta and shove it up your tiny midget hoop.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:46,
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I like art that actually looks like its taken some time to produceFucking bollocks like unmade beds and shite like that just instill TEH RAGE
Next trip is Tenerife in April. Last film was The Lego Movie
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:44,
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...which was obviously awesome(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:55,
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Almost!Luabay Costa Los Gigantes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:59,
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i mostly like seascapes and landscapesnot a fan of things with people in them, as a rule. especially mirrors, before you say it.
alt: BRIZZLE BASH.
altalt: "12 years a slave", i think. it was exactly what you'd expect: excellent and depressing.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:45,
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That bash is this weekend innit. Aww. Who is going?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:46,
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TOP SECRET INNITjeff, rakky, frog, swipe, stunned, possibly monty, b3th, crackhouse and catface, i think.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:57,
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Not all Bristolians are racist, surely(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:08,
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Have you still got natty dreads?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:38,
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Because you're an idiot.Alt: Next month, Newquay.
Altalt: Went to see Filth a couple of weeks ago. It was pretty good. Wasn't strictly speaking a cinema visit though - it was here
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:45,
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Was it good? I did enjoy the novel.McAvoy is a good actor too.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:47,
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He is good, yesIt starts off all haha isn't this copper a bit naughty and a bit of a laugh, then gets very dark, very quickly.
But then you probably already know that if you've read the book.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:49,
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Was Filth as good as the book?Not that films often are.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:47,
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I find that films of novels always miss out pivotal points of the storyline.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:49,
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I with you jase, I couldn't believe it when they didn't even show Spot looking for his ball under the sofa(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:51,
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I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE WALLY IS!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:51,
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Im sure the caterpillar ate more than that!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:56,
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hang on a fucking minute, that IS my donkey!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:58,
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turns out Green Eggs and Ham is alright.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:59,
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you've ruined it Jason, with your reference to the dire Dr.Seuss(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:01,
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HE ruins everything adn he makes the baby jesus cry with all his man loving(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:05,
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You "men" aren't half fucking highly strung.Calm the fuck down and have a biscuit.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:08,
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Look out, he's probably wanked onto it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:10,
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ALL THE BISCUITS ARE GONE JASON, WHY WOULD YOU BRING THT UP AGAIN?!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:10,
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ALL THE BISCUITS ARE GONE JASON, WHY WOULD YOU BRING THAT UP AGAIN?!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:10,
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Can't we just buy some more?What drama have I missed now?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:18,
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I got upset when the tiger that came to tea drank all daddy's beer. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:58,
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yeah and all the water in the tap....really ALL the water in the tapyou must think we're fucking idiots
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:00,
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Then, they went shopping the following day, bought a big can of tiger food and the cunt never came back!How rude.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:02,
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I read somewhere it's supposed to be an allegory for Nazi persecution of JewsAlthough I don't think Kerr confirmed this
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:04,
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Nothing to be upset about there, he probably got her best years(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:32,
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I always try to skip that bit, but my kids usually pick me up on itStill there's a happy ending, you see the dad nursing a pint at the café.
Although in my version they go to a pub, not a café.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:02,
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Many fathers would do the reverse of that IRL - take their child to a pub, but tell them it's a cafe, so the mother doesn't find out they've been in the boozer. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:03,
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Yeah, that doesn't work if they live with you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:09,
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you've got the directors cut I guessDaddy then goes home locks the kid in a cupboard and beats the wife about for lying about a fucking tiger eating all the food when she clearly hadn't done the fucking shopping as she was Too BUSY FUCKING GEOFF FROM NEXT DOOR THE WHORE!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:04,
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Art iz gud i lik it an pritti piktorsalt: where does your mum live? cos I'm going there.
altalt: Django unchained, it was good.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:46,
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Alt: No you're not, it's too far north for you to cope with(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:50,
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I like painings, sculptures, architecture.I draw the line where there is a white room, filled with black rope going from one wall to the next, and this is "art".
Tosh!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:48,
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An ex of mine took loads of nude photos of herself for her art degree(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:49,
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I think soShe turned into a Klingon so I binned her
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:51,
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Not a fan of Mars Bar heads(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:52,
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I had to write a treatment for the stuff I'm exhibiting.I was torn between "a precise counterpointing of accepted surrealist discourse within a post-structuralist framework" and "I take pictures what I think look nice".
In the end I managed to include both 'juxtaposed' and 'dichotomy'.
Alt: going down to Bristle at the end of April to see my mate and his family.
Altalt: I hate the cinema, because other people don't know how to behave.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:48,
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*bows low*At your service, Sir.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:50,
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But what are you trying to say to us with these pictures?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:51,
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"Give me your money".(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:58,
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That's what your mum said!No, wait - hang on. That doesn't work.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:59,
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I go to really early screenings, or subtitled ones, so there's less cunts about.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:52,
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Especially if you're a Russian sailor.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:59,
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Alt: Edinburgh tomorrow. I won't be meeting Dozer for a pint.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:02,
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My liver was thrilled when I told it we were going to work today.I was a mess all weekend. It was fun though.
Edinburgh is likely to involve a few drinks as well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:26,
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Did anyone see "Gravity" and how was it?All media hype or an actually decent film?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:06,
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I see gravity everywhere you go Jason as your mammoth bulk bends space time(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:09,
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Cool, what does it look like?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:14,
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It looks like his whore wife banging Geoff from next door every time he walks into his bedroom(, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:16, Reply)
There's been that many through her, the kid will come out with stripes(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:16,
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Can't today. Plus it's Paddies Day so all the boozers will be full of amatuer drinkers. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:35,
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Not Tuesday GeoffWednesday Geoff!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:19,
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Where has this meme came from? Im not even fat.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:20,
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Let's just say he doesn't need to shave all of it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:30,
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*jumps on other persons railway carriage*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:41,
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Some art is good, some art is shit.What is for definite though, is that the world of Art is filled with pretentious cunts who need to be beaten to death with a formaldehyde cow.
Alt: Florida in July
AltAlt: Wolf of Wall Street, which I really enjoyed.
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Shush, Dick Head. Florida is lovely. Whatever you want from it as a holiday destination, it has it.
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I bet you have one of them pens where her "swimsuit" comes off.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:25,
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You didn't care enough about it to pass your O level exam in it though, did you?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:38,
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I'm betting it isn't even fun to stay there(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:21,
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YM has had plenty of 'members' over the yearswww.ipswichymrugby.org.uk/
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:42,
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Haha I thought you'd be more upset about that implication, than the suggestion of not passing it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:48,
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All art is self-indulgent wank made by pretentious fucking cunts who are too fucking lazy to get real fucking jobs counting beans or laying foundations.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:27,
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You are my favourite Auschwitz "number"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:27,
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something something schweinebauer und schneider(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:27,
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:40,
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What I like best about the likes of Tracey Emin or Damien Hirst is the fury they bring out in people, just because they managed to sell some of their work for high prices.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:28,
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Don't give me that, you're precisely the sort of cunt who'd spend that sort of money on it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:31,
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Get tae fuck, ya bassart! I am the LAST sort of "cunt" that would spend money on that.
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Not even as an investment?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:37,
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Putting the man into Lehman(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:40,
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Then I take it backYou philistine prick
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:40,
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Art should be something you look at and think you couldnt do thatLike realistic paintings, sculpture, etc.
Not YM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:24,
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They're not always silent(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:27,
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f flat is E, it is a note reallyalso E sharp is F in the same way. There's some reason for using these in some key signatures
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:20,
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YesI couldn't play his stuff, hence "art"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:27,
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It is to meShit like splodges of paint thrown at a canvas aren't art
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:26,
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The invention of the camera kind of did away with the point of accurate representations of things(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:27,
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My camera doesn't paint things(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:27,
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You can probably get an app to make it look as though it has though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:28,
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Maybebut that's beside the point.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:30,
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Actually, that was a bollocks response. Please ignore.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:36,
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I wish I was beside a pint(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:38,
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I wish you were outside of the ISS(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:41,
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We would love you to go there too(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:44,
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who are you and what have you done with nice guy sportscow?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:45,
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a good rebuttel of this is Jackson Pollack's work, which is regarded by many to be "random paint chucked at a canvas"however, although the painting looks random they adhere to a very precise mathematical formula that is based in nature. This is why it is so pleasing to the eye, we recognise the patterns in the chaos without even knowing.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:38,
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tl dr"you have to listen to the notes they aren't playing"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:39,
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Still look like a child's tantrum to me(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:40,
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I'm afraid this says more about you, than it does about art(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:40,
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I have 0% problem with this(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:41,
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Cruze?I liked that song you did*
*I didn't really.
Edit: Ninja prick. Tyo.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:59,
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He certainly didn't work hard on his "painting"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:48,
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i agree with tangles(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:07,
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what?nobody ever agrees with tangles. EVER. it's like a point of religious principle NOT to agree with him.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:21,
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i'm afraid he's set a dangerousprecedent by being right. It's all down hill from here
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:23,
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Nonsense, I'm nearly always right(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:30,
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everyone thinks thisyou are no exception.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:34,
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Nah, most people think they are always rightI can accept that I occasionally get it wrong.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:39,
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I have never "won" an argument with her(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:40,
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Well this is in the wrong placeJust imagine I posted this in response to Nakers
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:42,
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Swipe sat on him this morning and hasn't realised he's trapped :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:48,
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I like the ideaof him embedded into her back fat staring out at the world with a look of horror
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swipe killed himWent for a difficult brown instead of a gaping orange
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:48,
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He said he was going to take the "Terry's turnpike"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:50,
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this is an excellent post and deserves recognitiondo I need to explain it for you morons?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:58,
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noyou need to go and stab needles into your gums
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:59,
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i thought it was something to do with chocolate oranges(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:09,
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Stop talking about your ringpiece. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:16,
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but it's so sweet and perfectly segmentedand full of popping candy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:18,
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I've heard it's large, leaking, dark & surrounded by orange. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:22,
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you're thinking of your porn collectiongigantic ginger asses iv
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:26,
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he hates you all because you are mean to metrufax
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:51,
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I ent even never not met you nor nuffink.So I don't see why he can hate ME.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:54,
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Why would I read my own posts? I write them.I only read other people's posts.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:15,
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i'm just saying that people hate you because of everything you say and everything you dono need to take it personally, like
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:20,
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Oh.:(
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:37,
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True. To indict hate would involve caring.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:04,
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Ive never been mean to you, so this is all lies and fabrication.What have you done to him?!?! :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:03,
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it's not that these artists get paidit's that people buy their work for that much. Blame the industry, not the artist. Conceptual art is still art, if you don't like it then fine, I don't like traditional landscape and portraiture. The only problem people have with it is that people get money and they are jealous
alt: London in April, then Morocco
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:07,
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Morocco eh.I wonder if there will be any camel related incidents.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:10,
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i'll make sure to pack tight trousers to be sure(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:14,
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i hear they love blondes out thereyou'll be a natural
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:20,
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I'm totally not blondehow dare you
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:22,
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what colour is it these days then?(the hair, before one of the disgusting boys jumps on it)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:27,
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pale yellow as usualI ain't blonde, I got a bunch of degrees and everything!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:29,
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i might get sold for 7 camelsthat would be quite an incident
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:10,
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7 camels = you weigh 70 stone. So fairly accurate.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:13,
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