This.
I rather like the stories of that chav pissing it all right up against the wall with his mates - that's what I'd do (albeit in a far more stylish manner).

I'd put aside £10m for when it had all run out, and then go absolutely fucking ape-shit BONKERS with all the rest. RIDICULOUS bonkers - I'd spend more than a house on something the size of a watch. I'd have a dancing midget brass band announcing me everywhere I went, I'd have supermodels left, right and centre creaming themselves over my immense wealth. I'd smoke cigars that I'd genuinely lit with £50 notes that I'd lit with £20 notes that I'd lit with £10 notes lit from £5s.

I'd be a fucking wreck in the most entertaining, infuriating way possible.

I'd buy the Daily Mail and make them print stories about lovely gay asylum seekers.

I'd pay David Cameron to shave half his hair off and to grow half a beard on the other side of his face.

Oh man.

I want to win the lottery.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:23, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I want you to win the lottery

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:29, Reply)

that's proper lottery that is

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:31, Reply)

I would love to claim this as mine
But a friend once said that they would hire a circus and ride through their old town on the back of an elephant with 2 bushel baskets of pound coins throwing them to the poor.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:40, Reply)

just want thr poor need, bleeding dented scalps

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:40, Reply)

Thats what the NHS is for

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:41, Reply)

I thought it was there to scrape Battered out of the frozen veg section at Icelandafter he's shaken himself into a frothy mess

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:44, Reply)