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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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We learnt today that if Tangles was a pop star he'd be Marcus mumford
Which pop/rock/rap star would you be or should another prick lord from on here be?
alt: Who would you least like to meet from on here?
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:37, 174 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Which pop/rock/rap star would you be or should another prick lord from on here be?
alt: Who would you least like to meet from on here?
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:37, 174 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I'd genuinely be interested in meeting everyone from here
I'm aware that this wont be reciprocated
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:39, Reply)
I'm aware that this wont be reciprocated
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:39, Reply)
Battered I think has threatened me on several occasions
i've even dialed 9 then 9 and hovered over the 9 button just in case he came charging through my cat flap
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:45, Reply)
i've even dialed 9 then 9 and hovered over the 9 button just in case he came charging through my cat flap
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:45, Reply)
That, possibly accurate, point has no bearing on this discussion.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:43, Reply)
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Alt: You
Edit: I didn't read the question. I thought it said 'most like to meet'
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:40, Reply)
Edit: I didn't read the question. I thought it said 'most like to meet'
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:40, Reply)
cavy is kate bush
battered is troy verne singing "just the two of us"
frog has always reminded me of meatloaf
alt: that cat killing benefits thieving weirdo, cancercunt
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:41, Reply)
battered is troy verne singing "just the two of us"
frog has always reminded me of meatloaf
alt: that cat killing benefits thieving weirdo, cancercunt
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:41, Reply)
I find peanut butter on the old "womb warrior" to be very effective.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)
I'd be either Trent Reznor, KRS One or Sal Principato
I don't think any explanation is necessary.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:05, Reply)
I don't think any explanation is necessary.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Marilyn Manson has always and will always be shite
I bet he got flushed at school at least once a week
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)
I bet he got flushed at school at least once a week
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)
There's nobody on here that I wouldn't meet.
Chances are they aren't a prick in real life.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Chances are they aren't a prick in real life.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:05, Reply)
You're a tryhard prick.
If it doesn't come naturally, Im not interested. (fnar)
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:07, Reply)
If it doesn't come naturally, Im not interested. (fnar)
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:07, Reply)
Al is
you can tell by his constant protestations that he isn't a prick in real life.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:28, Reply)
you can tell by his constant protestations that he isn't a prick in real life.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:28, Reply)
I would be Charlotte Church
alt... Sporters, not for the man himself but *shudders* going to Sunderland.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:06, Reply)
alt... Sporters, not for the man himself but *shudders* going to Sunderland.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:06, Reply)
:o)
I have a lighthouse now and everything
Better than a fucking windmill
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:10, Reply)
I have a lighthouse now and everything
Better than a fucking windmill
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:10, Reply)
bensix.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/brass-eye-charlotte-church.jpg
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:08, Reply)
so you wouldnt want the adult version
just the schoolgirl one... ERGO NONCEY NONCEINGTON
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:08, Reply)
just the schoolgirl one... ERGO NONCEY NONCEINGTON
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Yep. Just as she was in that link up there.
I think she was chest swell.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:10, Reply)
I think she was chest swell.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:10, Reply)
One bloke won the £110m lottery.
A car mechanic from Coulsden.
What a fucking waste.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:09, Reply)
A car mechanic from Coulsden.
What a fucking waste.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:09, Reply)
this is how I feel everytme I see one of these winners
and why the hell do they agree to go public? I'd spend good money in the courts preventing publication of my deatils
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:10, Reply)
and why the hell do they agree to go public? I'd spend good money in the courts preventing publication of my deatils
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:10, Reply)
With £110 million, he could build a 20' wall round Coulsden
and flood the resat of the country
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:12, Reply)
and flood the resat of the country
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:12, Reply)
That appears to be part of Purely, whcih is a shit hole
have you thought this through?
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)
have you thought this through?
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)
I hate it. It just reminds me what a povvo I am and how much I love and adore cash.
And when people say "It won't change me" they should have it confiscated - fuck - I'd employ people just to fire them, to enjoy the look on their faces. People who claim they won't change should have entered the local tombola or something.
I don't even do the lottery.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)
And when people say "It won't change me" they should have it confiscated - fuck - I'd employ people just to fire them, to enjoy the look on their faces. People who claim they won't change should have entered the local tombola or something.
I don't even do the lottery.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)
It's because you know that the lottery is for pikeys and you are ashamed of yourself
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:16, Reply)
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:16, Reply)
"I wouldn't give up work - I'd get bored!"
Really? Are you that unimaginative that you couldn't entertain yourself with several million quid?
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:15, Reply)
Really? Are you that unimaginative that you couldn't entertain yourself with several million quid?
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:15, Reply)
This.
I rather like the stories of that chav pissing it all right up against the wall with his mates - that's what I'd do (albeit in a far more stylish manner).
I'd put aside £10m for when it had all run out, and then go absolutely fucking ape-shit BONKERS with all the rest. RIDICULOUS bonkers - I'd spend more than a house on something the size of a watch. I'd have a dancing midget brass band announcing me everywhere I went, I'd have supermodels left, right and centre creaming themselves over my immense wealth. I'd smoke cigars that I'd genuinely lit with £50 notes that I'd lit with £20 notes that I'd lit with £10 notes lit from £5s.
I'd be a fucking wreck in the most entertaining, infuriating way possible.
I'd buy the Daily Mail and make them print stories about lovely gay asylum seekers.
I'd pay David Cameron to shave half his hair off and to grow half a beard on the other side of his face.
Oh man.
I want to win the lottery.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:23, Reply)
I rather like the stories of that chav pissing it all right up against the wall with his mates - that's what I'd do (albeit in a far more stylish manner).
I'd put aside £10m for when it had all run out, and then go absolutely fucking ape-shit BONKERS with all the rest. RIDICULOUS bonkers - I'd spend more than a house on something the size of a watch. I'd have a dancing midget brass band announcing me everywhere I went, I'd have supermodels left, right and centre creaming themselves over my immense wealth. I'd smoke cigars that I'd genuinely lit with £50 notes that I'd lit with £20 notes that I'd lit with £10 notes lit from £5s.
I'd be a fucking wreck in the most entertaining, infuriating way possible.
I'd buy the Daily Mail and make them print stories about lovely gay asylum seekers.
I'd pay David Cameron to shave half his hair off and to grow half a beard on the other side of his face.
Oh man.
I want to win the lottery.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:23, Reply)
I would love to claim this as mine
But a friend once said that they would hire a circus and ride through their old town on the back of an elephant with 2 bushel baskets of pound coins throwing them to the poor.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:40, Reply)
But a friend once said that they would hire a circus and ride through their old town on the back of an elephant with 2 bushel baskets of pound coins throwing them to the poor.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:40, Reply)
I thought it was there to scrape Battered out of the frozen veg section at Icelandafter he's shaken himself into a frothy mess
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:44, Reply)
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:44, Reply)
this^
Why the fuck play it then? YOU MASSIVE CUNTS!
Pricks who win £4 million and say "I'll buy my council house and maybe a new caravan"
ARGH!
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:15, Reply)
Why the fuck play it then? YOU MASSIVE CUNTS!
Pricks who win £4 million and say "I'll buy my council house and maybe a new caravan"
ARGH!
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:15, Reply)
"what do you plan on doing with the money"
"well, the hooers are going to be much better looking for a start off."
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:32, Reply)
"well, the hooers are going to be much better looking for a start off."
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:32, Reply)
One of my mates works at lottery HQ on the winners desk occasionally.
You can go in there on a Sunday (they send a car to pick you up) and they put you up in London and will give you a bunch of cash to be "going on with" while they sort everything out.
One mush asked for £50k in cash to tide him over for the 2 days it took to pay him his money. .
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:19, Reply)
You can go in there on a Sunday (they send a car to pick you up) and they put you up in London and will give you a bunch of cash to be "going on with" while they sort everything out.
One mush asked for £50k in cash to tide him over for the 2 days it took to pay him his money. .
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:19, Reply)
He quite enjoys it.
Seeing the dawning realisation that their lives have changed forever.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:32, Reply)
Seeing the dawning realisation that their lives have changed forever.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:32, Reply)
Nope and his missus is an uggo
But I don't think even he would stoop so low.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:15, Reply)
But I don't think even he would stoop so low.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:15, Reply)
^ this
She'd better have a copy of the Karma Sutra and some hot friends.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:25, Reply)
She'd better have a copy of the Karma Sutra and some hot friends.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:25, Reply)
I'd buy her family's houses
make them watch me fuck her in the arse in each of the houses and then kick the fucking lot of them on to the street.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:44, Reply)
make them watch me fuck her in the arse in each of the houses and then kick the fucking lot of them on to the street.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:44, Reply)
Innit.
I hate people who say it won't change them, or they go back to work.
Give it fucking back then!!
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:15, Reply)
I hate people who say it won't change them, or they go back to work.
Give it fucking back then!!
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:15, Reply)
I already am a pop/rock/rap/mimecore star
alt: I'd happily meet anyone from here. But I can't guarantee eye contact or verbal conversation.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:26, Reply)
alt: I'd happily meet anyone from here. But I can't guarantee eye contact or verbal conversation.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:26, Reply)
Yeah
although it's not as much of a scene anymore. I was big when it really meant something, y'know? Before it went all commercial.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:29, Reply)
although it's not as much of a scene anymore. I was big when it really meant something, y'know? Before it went all commercial.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 16:29, Reply)
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