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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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there's a guy at the till staring at me, I tried to stare him out...he smiled at me
i'm scared
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:43, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
i'm scared
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:43, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Maybe he was attracted to the scent of kids cunts that follows you about.
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he's tapping his teaspoon against his saucer, over and over again...
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:45, Reply)
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Not your wife and kids, though.
They can get acquainted with "urban camping"
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:53, Reply)
They can get acquainted with "urban camping"
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:53, Reply)
He's about to ask if you fancy going into the toilets together.
If he's polite to you, it would be very rude to say no.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:57, Reply)
If he's polite to you, it would be very rude to say no.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:57, Reply)
He's probing for a weakness.
Enjoy this moment, because his next move will be probing something else.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:58, Reply)
Enjoy this moment, because his next move will be probing something else.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:58, Reply)
Can we all have your wife?
Actually, scratch that, we already have.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)
Actually, scratch that, we already have.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)
I don't say these things really.
'Couch' is a particularly wank word.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)
'Couch' is a particularly wank word.
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