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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Gluttony
I've just eaten a quite frankly massive jacket potato and feel thoroughly stuffed. Tell me stories of your over-indugences
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:01, 138 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I had 9 hours sleep last night.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:02, Reply)
Me too!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:03, Reply)
That's very unusual for me. It helped that I didn't have to up early for work today. I must get one of those 9-5 jobs, the hours seem quite agreeable to me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:04, Reply)
I was nodding dog from about 9:30 last night so was out from 10

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:05, Reply)
Getting up at 7 seemed like a massive lie in.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:06, Reply)
Also this^
Kids slept until five past. Fucking WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:07, Reply)
Kids are rubbish aren't they

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:08, Reply)
They really are
I jammed calf 1's thumb in the back door yesterday

/nonce
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:09, Reply)
Haha it is funny when they get hurt

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:10, Reply)
It really wasn't
:o(
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:11, Reply)
that will fuckin teach them

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Dunno, I'm barren.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:09, Reply)
I had 6
I hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:04, Reply)
I have about 6 most nights.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:05, Reply)
"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:05, Reply)
simple and effective

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:06, Reply)
Everytime I go to KFC or Burger King, I leave feeling incredibly gluttonous
Depends what you got on the jacket though, I suppose. Chilli and cheese is best.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:03, Reply)
Mexican chicken with kidney beans and sour cream

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:04, Reply)
I'm fasting today
so your gluttonous ways make me sad. I have in the past eaten an entire 15" pizza in one sitting, though. Thin crust, I'm not Al.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:03, Reply)
I'm not sure I could do a 15" pizza
pizza cock
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:04, Reply)
mmmm. Pizza cock.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:07, Reply)
15" stuffed crust

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:08, Reply)
hold the cheese

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:10, Reply)
NO
YOUN HOLD IT
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:10, Reply)
I once eated a whole tofu and nearly couldn't manage my yoghurt

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:04, Reply)
So you just knitted it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:05, Reply)
All over your mum's face

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:05, Reply)
Pearled one out?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:06, Reply)
[CLICK]

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:07, Reply)
Is this to signify a real click, as opposed to when you write clicken dis?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:09, Reply)
Yes
also clickin dis
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:10, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:11, Reply)
I once ate an entire pig
true story
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:06, Reply)
Spider not sitting right?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:07, Reply)
can spiders sit?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:09, Reply)
Yes
They just can't cross their legs
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:10, Reply)
I had a tangerine before and Ive got a packet of rice cakes.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:07, Reply)
Food woes
That sounds "well shit"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:07, Reply)
HES NOT FAT HONEST

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:08, Reply)
he is as fat as butter

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:11, Reply)
I can't believe it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:13, Reply)
i'd show you a picture but to be honest I dunt want you chucking up your lunch

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:15, Reply)
I've seen Jay

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:16, Reply)
+ bum a goat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Look, I bummed a goat once, yer
What of it?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:19, Reply)
the law says you gitta go to jail
or marry the goat
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:21, Reply)
I married it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:24, Reply)
baaad decision

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:32, Reply)
You're built like a fuckin' pipe cleaner, Worzel.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:32, Reply)
so are you,except you'd clean the new London super sewer pipe

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:34, Reply)
He seems a little upset about my healthy BMI

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:34, Reply)
jealously innit
to be fair he being of northern persuasion he probably needs the extra blubber layer to keep warm
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:36, Reply)
Ive got Thai chicken curry for lunch though but that's not til later.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:11, Reply)
I think you mean 'mandarin', and this is a long winded euphemism for your anus being full of oriental jism

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:09, Reply)

dar
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Carry on like this and you'll end up with a 'packet of rice cakes'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:11, Reply)
Nah, Im a bit racist when it comes to shagging

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:12, Reply)
And sexist

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:12, Reply)
I once drank a little too much sherry, and got slightly tipsy!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:12, Reply)
YM.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:13, Reply)
having hair coloured and maybe cut off RIGHT NOW

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:15, Reply)
so no lunch

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:16, Reply)
are you going for the full Sinead O'Connor>?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Nothing compares to that

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:17, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:21, Reply)
this hardly reflects well on you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:23, Reply)
I have a similar problem with mirrors

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:24, Reply)
Run!
It's catching!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:24, Reply)
It's my no make up selfie

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:25, Reply)
you owe me £3

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:25, Reply)
I already gave it to help cancer ignorance

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:28, Reply)
Cheer up then
You miserable rusty cunt
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:27, Reply)
hey, it's not about me, it's about cancer ignorance

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:29, Reply)
have you ever gone on a shooting rampage in a cinema?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:27, Reply)
not personally, although that chap may have, I can't speak for him

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:30, Reply)
But did it help in the fight against cancer ignorance?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:35, Reply)
I don't know, so probably yes.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:36, Reply)
what the fuck is that?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:27, Reply)
It's frog wearing your hair clippings

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:28, Reply)
+pubic

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:30, Reply)
Ronald McDonald dress down day

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:28, Reply)
I once dressed up as Rick Farthelm
/ac, fuck knows why.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:17, Reply)
I'm slightly obsessed with this song at the moment
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7la0SndoCI&feature=kp

I'm aware its Muse
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:35, Reply)
Thanks for the warning
I nearly clicked that
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:35, Reply)
I think the bass line is fucking brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:39, Reply)
I like the breakdown/solo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:41, Reply)
Is this you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:46, Reply)
needs more peroxide hair

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:48, Reply)
Is that better?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:51, Reply)
yep, that's definately sporters

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:52, Reply)
awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
ga
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:54, Reply)
If it's good enough for you
it's good enough for me
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:55, Reply)
Sounds dodgy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:56, Reply)
Yep
I'm channeling wolf now
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:49, Reply)
it's a good song, I like a bit of Muse now and again

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:38, Reply)
My boss just brought his new puppy in
That was nice.

Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:45, Reply)
what flavour?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:46, Reply)
What the fuck is he doing bringing a dog into work?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:46, Reply)
Bring your partner to work day

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:48, Reply)
maybe he fancied a lunchtime peanut butter session

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:48, Reply)
AA works in a kebab shop

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:50, Reply)
prolly why he's so fat and greasy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:51, Reply)
He's done it a few times now, easy way to cheer us up

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:59, Reply)
Someone start a new thread

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:01, Reply)

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