Is this the right place to ask technical questions about networking?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:25, 105 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

No.
But Dozer will give you loads of advice about felching & Queerboy Jason will happily swallow your spunk,
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:26, Reply)

yeah go ahead, there's a wide pool of talent willing to help here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:27, Reply)

alright well bit of background
I am a qualified nonce (not really)
Qualified network and security engineer have been for almost 15 years i just teach the shit now.

anyway helping a mate out who has a Swann DVR security camera setup in his shop, about 3 weeks ago he lost the ability to connect to the cameras from both connected to his LAN (within the shop) and remotely using a domain name ending in .net (which resolves to an external IP of 10.74.x.x (internal schema 192.168.x.x)

so i have managed to get the LAN interfaces working so now from iphone and laptop connected within the shop this works.

initially i thought that the IP of the DVR had changed due to DHCP settings on his hub, this seemed feasible, but now i am lost. The hub is a BT home hub 4, i have set up port forwarding, didnt work, configured it to use UPnp, didnt work, disabled the firewall completely, didnt work. The only thing i cannot find is any real NAT settings on the hub anywhere.

In addition the service called Swann that manages the connectivity bnetween DVR and apps for mobile devices and browsers will let you login but tells you the device has not updated.

Initially i assumed that it had to be NAT. but i cannot find the settings anywhere unless i am being fucking hugely dense.

Well you did ask.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:50, Reply)

He could just watch the Italian Job instead I hear it's an excellent movie

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:53, Reply)

Tl; dr.
Get fucked.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:54, Reply)

well that was worth it.
i deserved that.

And Hex - that literally is what i told him, but he wont just yet cos he wants the shop to close before he cycles power.

Also it auto reboots every sunday at 2:00am (guess i know when to break in now)
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:59, Reply)

Take the back off the remote and roll the batteries around a bit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:00, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:30, Reply)

Time for baked ape to shine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:35, Reply)

For a whole 30 metres!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:36, Reply)

Are they all asleep?
Quick drink something
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:37, Reply)

Haha
All asleep now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:38, Reply)

All plain sailing from here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:39, Reply)

\o/
Two girls, what could go wrong
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:39, Reply)

...another one to touch on the cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:41, Reply)

No

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:42, Reply)

that's what she screamed anyway

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:43, Reply)

Daughters are ace.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:43, Reply)

Tru dat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:44, Reply)

Better luck with the next one, old bean

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:43, Reply)

Nah, that's it all done now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:44, Reply)

Until about 11.30pm when the new one will want feeding.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:40, Reply)

I need some more riots to watch during the night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:42, Reply)

We need HH & some of his darkie mates to start shooting each other.
*checks watch* - give it 10 minutes.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:51, Reply)

I don't even think Usain Bolt could make it from Nottingham that fast...Just saying

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:55, Reply)

^^up there

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:04, Reply)

Yeah man

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:45, Reply)

Alright dick cheese?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:46, Reply)

Life is all good my favourite bent spastic?
Congrats are in order for you?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:47, Reply)

Yeah. His wife had a white baby.
Coon.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:48, Reply)

Wait you're saying Nakers is really Bartleby???

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:50, Reply)

is anyone gonna even try and give me advice you dicksplashes'

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:18, Reply)

Nakers is the real expert here, but he's just had a baby so cut him some slack yeah
Maybe gaz him next week when things are settling down?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:20, Reply)

NO. FUCK OFF TO MAPLINS.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:21, Reply)

Wait the Italian job advice was tip top I'll have you know

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:27, Reply)

Cheers bud
She's very cute and sooo much better than the last one
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:50, Reply)

Nice one
what weight was she?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:51, Reply)

Forget the weight, let's just hope that she's got a chin. Unlike her father.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:52, Reply)

Haha
Zing
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:54, Reply)

Cunt off, wog.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:55, Reply)

I thought I already had a meme, do I really need this one and all?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:56, Reply)

It's well known that jungle bunnies like you tend to be unfaithful.
You cheating nignog,
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:59, Reply)

Wait what about you with the Polish hookers?
are you black?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:03, Reply)

7 pounds 6 ounces

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:03, Reply)

And the height?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:05, Reply)

51cms
Pretty long by all accounts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:06, Reply)

I was referring to your earlier 7'6" description, you know, for fun!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:08, Reply)

Yeah I ent at my sharpest today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:09, Reply)

I gathered that, it's excusable, but only this once. Have a nice weekend champ!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:10, Reply)

Thanks
She asleep on me and all snuffled In my neck
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:12, Reply)

Bless

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:12, Reply)

^ grooming ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:16, Reply)

I could have Nakers when EVAH I want
Nakers dig me, Trufax
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:23, Reply)

Lovely.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:15, Reply)

Good healthy weight,
I put the birth of my son the both best and worst day of my life
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:07, Reply)

I was 6 12 and finished up 6 foot 3.
You'll be looking up to her before you know it
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:10, Reply)

If either of my daughters grow to be 6'4" so they're taller than me I'll be worries

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:11, Reply)

And signing them up to Britains Next Top Model

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:11, Reply)

Aaw brilliant Nakers.
Wish I could ask what you are calling her but of course we're all nonces on here.
Hope you enjoy life with your new 'ickle princess.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:59, Reply)

^paedo^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:00, Reply)

Correct password. You are logged in.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:06, Reply)

Thanks grandad

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:04, Reply)

Hey look it's ED, hi ED *waves*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:04, Reply)

Oh christ he likes the geriatrics as well. Is there no end to this monkey fucking twat's depravity?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:07, Reply)

Hiya Hartley Hare how the hell did this hilliteration happen?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:08, Reply)

^ coon lover ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:09, Reply)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Lawn edgeing
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:14, Reply)

about the same time you once told us that someone once asked how far you jog
if memory serves me right
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:10, Reply)

A true friend never forgets.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:13, Reply)

Truth be told I've been waiting for you
so I could answer the cellar tanking question you mentioned the other night
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:14, Reply)

I'm all ears

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:16, Reply)

My house is an 1880's victorian three story town house
the cellar is cut into the natural sandstone and brick lined, so it doesn't need a full newton tanking membrane, channel and pump
IE www.permagard.co.uk/newton-membranes.html

so I will be having a supporting wall removed and a RSJ put in place, a couple of radiators and then will be using a Sika tanking slurry to make it function as a habitable room
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:22, Reply)

csb

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:25, Reply)

I could go on for quite a bit longer if you require?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:26, Reply)

I'm all ears

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:27, Reply)

Piss off you cunt we all know your ears don't work

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:28, Reply)

Which is no use for reading words on the internet

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:28, Reply)

Never made the step from above ground damp-proofing to tanking.
Afraid of it failing I suppose, giving lifetime guarantees.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:28, Reply)

Look at Sika products even Nakers couldnt fuck them up....well maybe Nakers, but no one else could

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:30, Reply)

Ok ta. Will gaz you our website.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:32, Reply)

fire away
Cool site
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:34, Reply)

New one out in about a month

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:50, Reply)

Good area to work from
my old boss had his place done in Corby Glen, it wouldn't surprise me if it was your outfit that done it.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:53, Reply)

Nah, only work in top half of Lincs

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:59, Reply)

Hey FS, have you finally realised that /talk is shit?
and decided to come and join us here?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:25, Reply)

The setup sounds odd
external address shouldn't be 10.anything as that's a Class A private address (like 192.168.anything is class C private).
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:45, Reply)

^ breadhead ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:49, Reply)

^lower class oik^

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:57, Reply)

Yo Loaksy, long time and all
How are things?

Haha I've just been reading the liemallow thread in QOTW
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:01, Reply)

Not bad, ta
I haz beer, so iz bud.

Not up to Alberts usual standard, really, but mildly amusing all the same.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:11, Reply)

I'm off to a wedding bash tomorrow
and am trying to break in a new pair of boots they are well nice, replica as worn by the US airborne during WW2 bit like Doc martins but with nicer soles in a very nice tan colour, I will be the belle of the ball \o/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:19, Reply)

Well all this was fucking worth it wasnt it??

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:13, Reply)

I dun did a well LOL pun on your pun thread on /talk HTH

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:16, Reply)

you well did a good pun on da thread thinf therew

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:33, Reply)

This Biscuit addiction of yours needs addressing

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:45, Reply)

if your peripherals aint talking to a particular connection
walk it back. Start at the peripherals and go through each gateway and see if the message is getting through at each step. That will identify at which point the failure is occurring. then check the logs of the failing device and if that doesn't show anything add more logging.

/generic computer advice
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:40, Reply)

Lighty *nods*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:45, Reply)

hh
*finger points*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:53, Reply)

You off to Jeffstock
Is Monty and Stunned going?

Is Stunned the DD?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:56, Reply)

monty can't, Stunned is
www.nndb.com/people/877/000022811/rodney.jpg
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 0:02, Reply)

Yeah well give Jeffers a big wet sloppy kiss from me yeah
and if B3th turns up tell her I said she is a shit mod
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 0:09, Reply)

*nods*
start with the physical (wires etc),then basic network (ping test etc), then work up to the more complex stuff like DHCP, NAT, etc.
Anything static addressed?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:53, Reply)