I wish I could spend £300,000 on a whim, and not have to worry about money in any way, shape or form.
I last spoke to a nice American chap on the 'phone, who was advising me how to set up my email on my mobile.

I last ate a curry - it was nice. Butter chicken, Bombay potatoes, keema naan - delicious.

Lesson today all children should learn: respect works both ways, you pouty, self-important little shits.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:42, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Butter chicken is a seriously under-rated curry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:44, Reply)

It really is.
It's lush - you can feel your arteries hardening just by looking at it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:50, Reply)

*heart attack fives*
If you could get a spicier version it would be almost perfect
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:52, Reply)

Maybe you could ask the chef to make it a little spicier?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)

You know, you might be on to something

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)

or just melt a stick of butter into a vindaloo

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:55, Reply)

You are a fucking idiot.
/ac.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:55, Reply)

it's why we get on so well

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)

No we don't.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:48, Reply)