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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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well that was good. let's start with an actual question and see if it helps
what do you wish you could do, that you can't?
who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
what was the last thing you ate? was it any good?
what lesson should all children of today learn?
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:39, 68 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
what do you wish you could do, that you can't?
who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
what was the last thing you ate? was it any good?
what lesson should all children of today learn?
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:39, 68 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I wish I could spend £300,000 on a whim, and not have to worry about money in any way, shape or form.
I last spoke to a nice American chap on the 'phone, who was advising me how to set up my email on my mobile.
I last ate a curry - it was nice. Butter chicken, Bombay potatoes, keema naan - delicious.
Lesson today all children should learn: respect works both ways, you pouty, self-important little shits.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:42, Reply)
I last spoke to a nice American chap on the 'phone, who was advising me how to set up my email on my mobile.
I last ate a curry - it was nice. Butter chicken, Bombay potatoes, keema naan - delicious.
Lesson today all children should learn: respect works both ways, you pouty, self-important little shits.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:42, Reply)
It really is.
It's lush - you can feel your arteries hardening just by looking at it.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:50, Reply)
It's lush - you can feel your arteries hardening just by looking at it.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:50, Reply)
*heart attack fives*
If you could get a spicier version it would be almost perfect
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:52, Reply)
If you could get a spicier version it would be almost perfect
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:52, Reply)
Play football with any level of skill
My Dad - about SD cards and camera
A smoothie I made for work today. Banana, raspberry and blueberry with a bit of apple juice in
MANNERS
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:43, Reply)
My Dad - about SD cards and camera
A smoothie I made for work today. Banana, raspberry and blueberry with a bit of apple juice in
MANNERS
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:43, Reply)
My brother's like you
Looks like nobody else in the family, until we found a picture of a distant cousin who died in the first war. Absolute spit of my brother. Genetics are weird. I take strongly after my mum's side. Shot up tall young, skinny as a rake until 25 and slowly been getting broader since. I'll stay doing that until 45 and then start shrinking. Fun!
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:59, Reply)
Looks like nobody else in the family, until we found a picture of a distant cousin who died in the first war. Absolute spit of my brother. Genetics are weird. I take strongly after my mum's side. Shot up tall young, skinny as a rake until 25 and slowly been getting broader since. I'll stay doing that until 45 and then start shrinking. Fun!
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:59, Reply)
alright
Fly.
Taxi company.
Egg mayo sammich.
That the world is not a meritocracy.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:45, Reply)
Fly.
Taxi company.
Egg mayo sammich.
That the world is not a meritocracy.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:45, Reply)
Race a Formula 1 car.
A 'network contact' this morning who I am meeting for lunch later.
Chicken casserole with a baked potato. It was good.
Respect for others.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:46, Reply)
A 'network contact' this morning who I am meeting for lunch later.
Chicken casserole with a baked potato. It was good.
Respect for others.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:46, Reply)
might as well answer my own questions, as it's slower than YM crawling through treacle to find her knickers
realistically: i wish i were fluent in at least one other language. unrealistically: either fly or become invisible. or maybe read minds.
my dad
red thai chilli spicy vegetable noodles. it was lovely.
that other people and how you treat them are very important.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:48, Reply)
realistically: i wish i were fluent in at least one other language. unrealistically: either fly or become invisible. or maybe read minds.
my dad
red thai chilli spicy vegetable noodles. it was lovely.
that other people and how you treat them are very important.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:48, Reply)
Play more instruments.
My wife.
Muesli; no.
I'm still trying to work out what lesson children of my generation should've learned.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:50, Reply)
My wife.
Muesli; no.
I'm still trying to work out what lesson children of my generation should've learned.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Play a musical instrument. I have tried many times but have to accept I am just shit
I can sing though
My wife. About the dog
A digestive biscuit with my coffee it were biscuity
How to do a proper hangman a knot
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:51, Reply)
I can sing though
My wife. About the dog
A digestive biscuit with my coffee it were biscuity
How to do a proper hangman a knot
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:51, Reply)
Shit at musical instruments eh? Have you considered a career as a bass player?
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:51, Reply)
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:51, Reply)
At instruments?
I really am. But it just doesn't sit in my brain I have been told I a pitch perfect singing though
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:55, Reply)
I really am. But it just doesn't sit in my brain I have been told I a pitch perfect singing though
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Now listen here
I have done in the past many hours per day so screw you
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:00, Reply)
I have done in the past many hours per day so screw you
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:00, Reply)
Practice better
It's no good playing it wrong over and over again
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:03, Reply)
It's no good playing it wrong over and over again
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:03, Reply)
Ski
My wife
A Chilli Pie that my friend Tim made, it was delicious
All children should start learning a foreign language as soon as the start school. THough I think you mean lesson like if you touch daddy's computer you will get beaten senseless.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:51, Reply)
My wife
A Chilli Pie that my friend Tim made, it was delicious
All children should start learning a foreign language as soon as the start school. THough I think you mean lesson like if you touch daddy's computer you will get beaten senseless.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:51, Reply)
tell us more about this chilli pie
that sounds like an interesting mix
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)
that sounds like an interesting mix
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Yo, Peej. I have booked the Waterside at Flushing Quay in Falmouth.
Is it any good?
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Is it any good?
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)
French or Spanish, for preference.
My execrable schoolboy French will be getting an airing next week. Had I learned it as a kid, I could well be fluent. To be fair, had I made half an effort any time since I could also be fluent, but oh man, the effort. I'd much prefer to have been conditioned.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:57, Reply)
My execrable schoolboy French will be getting an airing next week. Had I learned it as a kid, I could well be fluent. To be fair, had I made half an effort any time since I could also be fluent, but oh man, the effort. I'd much prefer to have been conditioned.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Too many people here seem to be skipping breakfast
Perhaps that's the lesson all children of today should learn - breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:51, Reply)
Perhaps that's the lesson all children of today should learn - breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:51, Reply)
i noticed that
but as my breakfast is a bottle of evian, following the horrific indulgences of the LOLB4SH, i can't talk.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)
but as my breakfast is a bottle of evian, following the horrific indulgences of the LOLB4SH, i can't talk.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food
I think Monty only paid attention to the second half of that
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:00, Reply)
I think Monty only paid attention to the second half of that
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:00, Reply)
we're seeing that dirty old beast on thursday
with his boyfriend, the equally dirty old beast. it will be a dirty old beastly evening.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:01, Reply)
with his boyfriend, the equally dirty old beast. it will be a dirty old beastly evening.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:01, Reply)
If it helps, where they Iive is a shithole and they're all cunts.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:10, Reply)
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:10, Reply)
it's not a bash
it's a help monty move by NOT giving him a hangover drinking session.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:11, Reply)
it's a help monty move by NOT giving him a hangover drinking session.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:11, Reply)
Pause the world whenever I feel like it. Or play the piano, that might be more attainable.
My mum, planning a post Mother's Day trip to London to see We Will Rock You (for her) and try out the triple chilli challenge at meatLiquor (for me)
Some raisin wheat stuff. I don't think so.
Never stop fighting till the fight is done.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:00, Reply)
My mum, planning a post Mother's Day trip to London to see We Will Rock You (for her) and try out the triple chilli challenge at meatLiquor (for me)
Some raisin wheat stuff. I don't think so.
Never stop fighting till the fight is done.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:00, Reply)
This thread is so shit, it'a actually making me wish for a Gay Jason thread.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)
it's better than yours
now fuck off back to talk, there's a few people there you haven't killed off yet, although not many i admit.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:11, Reply)
now fuck off back to talk, there's a few people there you haven't killed off yet, although not many i admit.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:11, Reply)
Blimey Swipers, you're tetchy this morning, o you buy someone a pizza at the weekend or summat?
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:24, Reply)
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:24, Reply)
no
we bought lots of people their sunday lunch, and none of them put out, the frigid cunts
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:26, Reply)
we bought lots of people their sunday lunch, and none of them put out, the frigid cunts
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:26, Reply)
so do i
it gets embarrassing having to read the menu out to you in public.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:19, Reply)
it gets embarrassing having to read the menu out to you in public.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:19, Reply)
That's why I like to know where we're going so I can prepare accordingly.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:20, Reply)
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:20, Reply)
he doesn't get to choose
he always wants to go to places with rotting animal carcass
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:25, Reply)
he always wants to go to places with rotting animal carcass
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:25, Reply)
I set you all up for a cunnilingus/swipeys rotten minge joke
and no-one bit.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 11:59, Reply)
and no-one bit.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 11:59, Reply)
so speaking of teaching things to kids, i bought this for my niece
www.johnlewis.com/leapfrog-alphapup-pink/p1139987
(she bloody loves it, as did her cousin and my older brother's kids, if anyone needs a good toy for a toddler.) anyway, apparently my brother has been making it spell out YOU CUNT and then texting the recording to his mates on whatsapp...
MEN.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:24, Reply)
www.johnlewis.com/leapfrog-alphapup-pink/p1139987
(she bloody loves it, as did her cousin and my older brother's kids, if anyone needs a good toy for a toddler.) anyway, apparently my brother has been making it spell out YOU CUNT and then texting the recording to his mates on whatsapp...
MEN.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:24, Reply)
My answers have changed in the last hour
Go home and sit in the sunshine.
Some prick with prostatitis, who wouldn't shut up.
A really shit blueberry muffin.
All children should learn how to bake.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:54, Reply)
Go home and sit in the sunshine.
Some prick with prostatitis, who wouldn't shut up.
A really shit blueberry muffin.
All children should learn how to bake.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:54, Reply)
Metabolise sugar.
I just had a tedious work call with a half wit.
I had a Big Mac at Paddington yesterday. Just felt the urge, you know? The first bite was great and then it was massively disappointing and dry and shit.
How to put a condom on. Me.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)
I just had a tedious work call with a half wit.
I had a Big Mac at Paddington yesterday. Just felt the urge, you know? The first bite was great and then it was massively disappointing and dry and shit.
How to put a condom on. Me.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)
quote of the bash from berk
"stunned was a perfect gentleman." pause. "my arse really hurts this morning."
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 11:29, Reply)
"stunned was a perfect gentleman." pause. "my arse really hurts this morning."
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
( , Mon 24 Mar 2014, 11:29, Reply)
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