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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good Morning OTAint life a funny thing...
Living in the country I often see things that I find odd, as an example a herd of geese grazing, I never think of birds as grazing they should eat seeds or insects etc.
Alt: What would you like today to bring you?
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I like the geese in York, true storyAlso, I would like today to bring me Sian Williams in a pair of Westwood heels.
Make it happen, yeah?
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Sian Williams? Crikey.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Mar 2014, 8:24,
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Are you sure you arent a gay manYou seem to know too much about shoes and I am pretty sure Sian is a tranny
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He's definitely a Gay man. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Mar 2014, 8:30,
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Geese love a good graze, fucking noisy cunts. I had one crash land in my garden the other week, might a right mess of the bush and a huge amount of noise and wouldn't fuck off for about 2 hours.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Mar 2014, 8:23,
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Alt:Kylie Minogue
Several million pounds
An Aston Martin DBS
Dinner at Hawksmoor
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 8:36,
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You like a taller woman, eh?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 8:40,
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They're always wandering upstairs and downstairs and in my lady's chamberAlt: I'd like to throw an old man down the stairs by his left leg
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 8:39,
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The bloody seagulls are on nesting duties at the momentNoisy honky cunts. Last year they tried to attack my gay dog every time he went in the back garden.
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I have coffee and porridge so thats a good start. I'd like less work based trauma, a good lunch and steak
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 8:55,
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what kind of dog can't see off a bird?oh...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:00,
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Whitley Bay seagulls are big cunts(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:10,
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My cat once stalked a crow in the back gardencharged towards it, it spread its bloody great wings, cat immediately saunters off at 90 degrees as if attack were the last thing on her mind.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:39,
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Don't mess with the crows, they'll fuck you up, man.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:40,
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Nice quick working week. Ive got a long weekend ahead.Oh and also, a nice windfall to see me through to my later years, ta.
I'm not fussed about birds, in either sense.
Do you think it's true that they evolved from dinosaurs? There are definite similarities.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 8:56,
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I find they suddenly appearevery time you are near
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 8:58,
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Its hilarious watching him chase themHe gets really fucked off
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:02,
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a woman on my street has just got a bassetnow they are stupid looking things. it can't sniff without its ears trailing all over the wet muddy street and its eyes are more red than brown.
still cute though.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:05,
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One of the most inbred breeds of dog. Almost as bad as Cheshire gingers. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:06,
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I like Beagles. Similar to Bassets but not as stumpy and horrid(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:08,
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there is a beagle crossbreed that is called a bagel hound, that might be half basset, half beaglea bagel hound. love it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:09,
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Does it have a hole in the middle?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:14,
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My sister's got a beagle (not a euphemism) and without a shadow of a doubt it is the stupidest dog that ever lived.(, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)
You'll be dead from AIDS by the age of 40.Hopefully.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:02,
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You really are a delight to behold.You are the poster boy for small man syndrome.
I will live way past 40 and you will still be a bitter, sneering, tiny internet troll.
Lovely.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:09,
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I'm not a troll. Thankfully I'm also not a sodomite with a revolting sexual taste that's unnatural. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:12,
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So you're just this much of a "cunt" naturally eh? Shame nobody takes anything you say seriously.
Must be a bit of a bastard having everyone look down on you.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:17,
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Haven't you got some telephones to answer? (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:17,
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Is yours one of them pull along ones with the moving eyes?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:24,
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there's a nice pub in warley, near where my grandma used to livethey had rabbits and sheep and chickens in the garden for the children to look at whilst their parents were doing that lingering over coffee thing that kids hate ("the blabbering" my brother and i used to call it).
then they got 4 baby geese. they were so fluffy and cute. until the next time we went a few weeks later, when they'd mutated into angry teenage geese, all honky and hissy and furious.
alt: a big diet coke and a whole grain, brown rice vegetable burrito with spicy salsa and jalapenos. and benedict cumberbatch's phone number on the wrapper.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:03,
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SportersI was reading about PoundPub that will be opening in your neck of the woods soon.
6 pints for 9 quid. Barg!
If it works in Stockton on Tees then they're going to try and roll it out nationally.
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If they get the license from the council, which seems doubtful. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:05,
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Is that not PoundFiftyPub?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:05,
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that's more than a pound a pintsurely it should be the PoundFiftyPub
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:05,
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'Member pound a pint in the SU?Those were the days, eh?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:07,
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not in my student unioni went to university in london, it was £4 a feckin pint
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:09,
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scouts honourwe never ever went there. we went to the ULU one instead.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:14,
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That would have been more expensive than West End pubs. How long ago was it?
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a long time agowe couldn't believe it either. it was cheaper in our local by waterloo, which was about £3 at the time. i think the problem was that they let outside punters in, so it wasn't just a student union, it was a massive money making scheme for the university.
i was properly gutted when i saw my mates' union bars at other universities. they had things like pool tables and £1 pints and people actually went there. ours sucked.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:23,
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64p for a pint of Directors in our student unionGod, I'm old.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:41,
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It'll be the only thing working in StocktonI went out with a bird from there once. FILTHY
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:09,
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She turned into some kind of sex vampire if you gave her red wineShe drank a lot of red wine
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:12,
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I went out with a woman like that. Couple of glasses of red and it was on. I remember being more aware than I ever had been of pub bins.
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Good morning allGeese are strange -one was asleep on my front lawn a couple of weeks ago - fucker hissed at me when I tried to shift it.
Alt: A reason not to drive to Sheffield - today's meeting will be annoying as the client can't decide whether to spend - wait for it - 6.5k or 10k FFS. I've spent less time and had less grief over 250k deals.
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I've spent less time and had less grief over USD200m deals. Your move.
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I get fuckloads of grief for fuck all(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:14,
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I'll be glad when we don't have to look after the 'office' based machinesMuch prefer the industrial ones.
So, what do you do that's $200m?
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Banking numbers tend to be hugeWouldn't like to insure the fuckers
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I dunno, it doesn't sound too bad - in the pub by eleven most days, blind eyes turned to your massive coke habit, etc. etc.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:23,
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i've spent the last 2 days negotiating something unbelievably trickytrying to get the council to set up a direct debit for my council tax. the most complex and difficult thing i've ever done, it would seem. fucking stupid councils.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:16,
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Ah councils.......Fuckwits, the lot of 'em. They'll spend £10 to save 50p and then trumpet their 'massive savings' from the rooftops.
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When I moved into my flat I rang the council to register for council taxThey told me my flat didn't exist but I could pay anyway. I declined and next day I had a red bill from them
CUNTS
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:20,
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They've sent collectors to my gaff for three people who haven't lived here for at least three years to my certain knowledgeWouldn't accept the council's OWN documentation that I was the resident. Different departments = different procedures = clusterfuck.
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