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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That last thread was clearly a breach of patient/ doctor guidelines.
Small part of an outer London area, drunken person requiring intervention = Stunned.

Terrible breach of the data protection act & possibly of the Hippocratic Oath.

Is your Doctor as big a cunt as this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:13, 165 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I'm only a cunt to my regulars. New ones. I'm well mannered.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:16, Reply)
my doctor isn't as glaringly thick as DBT

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:17, Reply)
You're a twat.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:21, Reply)
[CLICK]

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:24, Reply)
Clicks.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:27, Reply)
you're glaringly thick and think everyone's as thick as you are
It's quite sweet really.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:25, Reply)
Erm.....

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:27, Reply)
I don't think everyone's as thick as me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:29, Reply)
Christ.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:31, Reply)
DBT
Deep brain thrombosis
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:35, Reply)
DBT
Dreadfully Bent Thickeroo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:36, Reply)
DBT
Drunken Bellend Twatbadger
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:40, Reply)
DBT
Dangerous belligerent trickster
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:43, Reply)
DBT
Depressingly Boneheaded Tosser.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:46, Reply)
You rang?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:40, Reply)
My doctor is alright, I like him, he's a bit weird and says strange things sometimes

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:17, Reply)
I love you, frog.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:19, Reply)
Everyone loves me, you aren't alone.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:21, Reply)
The hippocratic tbhing is not around a great deal, there's the Geneva one, but not many do that either.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:21, Reply)
So, you're trying to justify a lack of legislation & a decision to not to adhere to recognise longstanding professional conduct to say what you want about your patients?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:27, Reply)
Hell yes
We all need a laugh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:28, Reply)
I never go so dunno
Popped into waitrose for a couple of bits. Seem to have spent £100 on nothing. How?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:22, Reply)
Because you have no idea of value for money and have a flippant attitude to financial planning.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:23, Reply)
It was all cleaning stuff
And cherry diet cokes because SOMEONE keeps drinking them all
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:27, Reply)
I was marketing director for waitrose in 2007/8
I would always have allowed you to spend £100 on nothing

thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:28, Reply)
Good stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:29, Reply)
I haven't got bored with this one yet ;)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:32, Reply)
I got bored with it so much I bought the company

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:33, Reply)
Good.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:35, Reply)
They knew she wanted to spend £100 on nothing and had it there especially for her

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:30, Reply)
Nakers designed it that way.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:31, Reply)
^ TGGI ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:31, Reply)
Birds, eh?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:31, Reply)
No thanks I'm not a big fan of custard

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:32, Reply)
That's not what it says on the toilet door

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:33, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:34, Reply)
Im a trifle jealous

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:35, Reply)
*facepalms*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:36, Reply)
Have you considered training frog to drink cleaning products instead

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:32, Reply)
I am not her pet!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:35, Reply)
Calls em. Sees em

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:37, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:38, Reply)
)-':

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:38, Reply)
I love straight answers to rhetorical questions.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:34, Reply)
You don't like straight anything

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:36, Reply)
wow you're on form tonight

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:37, Reply)
That's me for the year then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:38, Reply)
You've even done well received threads recently, I'm worried about you.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:39, Reply)
I may need a doctor to finger my bumhole

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:40, Reply)
he likes cocks going straight up his arse

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:37, Reply)
+ swallowing the spunk of similar perverted types, the deviant.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:39, Reply)
It's not gay if you don't make eye contact

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:40, Reply)
+ brown

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:41, Reply)
Well that's easy for you as there are gigantic swaying pendulous strangulated testicles hanging in front of your eyes, bollockhead.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:43, Reply)
Your examples are always rather detailed dear.
Anything you want to confess?
We're all friends here.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:41, Reply)
Only a strong dislike of your sexual conduct. You depraved sin against nature.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:48, Reply)
Just don't think about it then dear.
I certainly don't think of you having sex.
Or at all, for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:54, Reply)
Dwarf porn aint to everyone taste I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 22:24, Reply)
Isn't it?
Oh. Right.
Nothing to see here. No siree. Nope.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 22:42, Reply)
And circle jerking in playgrounds

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:42, Reply)
Oi.....wait you said jerking not skipping

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:44, Reply)
A nods as good as a wink to a blind man

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:44, Reply)

he I s cock hamster his my
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:40, Reply)
NO DELIVERIES IN THE BACK!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:40, Reply)
I wholeheartedly endorse this idea or product

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:41, Reply)
I'm going to get T-Shirts done.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:42, Reply)
Make sure they are cropped
Don't want to get shit stains up the back
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:44, Reply)
Cultured people wipe their cock on the curtains.
Or at least the pillow case, easy to rinse.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:48, Reply)
Who does this remind you of??
m.imgur.com/eM0dHBU
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:53, Reply)
Like Natalie Imbruglia and the students next door to me once sang
I'm torn.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:55, Reply)
Use more lube

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:57, Reply)
Because YAAFI.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:24, Reply)
He's not even a real doctor.
His evicted alcohol dependent patient is little more than a Malibu Barbie from his kids wendy house.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:33, Reply)
Whoa. Why do I need an intervention?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:47, Reply)
GO HOME YOU'RE DRUNK!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:48, Reply)
Hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:50, Reply)
I've only had 2 glasses.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:51, Reply)
You're only supposed to wear one pair at a time

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:52, Reply)
Sorry. Bottles.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:53, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:53, Reply)
Terrible bullying of battered

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:53, Reply)
That looks like you!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:57, Reply)
Do you see an angry sun, judging you?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:58, Reply)
Sleeve cover

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:59, Reply)
He's got a better hairline :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 22:02, Reply)
Sad times

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 22:07, Reply)
Damn my father and his widows peak!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 22:08, Reply)
Yeah I know
incontinence pants should be enough
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:49, Reply)
Ask the Doctor breaching your privacy.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:53, Reply)
Breaching my human rights!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:55, Reply)
Strike through. Anus lulz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:56, Reply)
Because you're filth

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:54, Reply)
True enough.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:55, Reply)
What the shuddering fuck is that cat and budgie advert about

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:53, Reply)
Awwwww
BUDGIES!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:54, Reply)
+ smugglers
Sexy
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:55, Reply)
I'm THIS close to getting a baby budgie
But I'm just not home enough :((
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:58, Reply)
You've already got a little Frog.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:59, Reply)
A tadpole

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 22:02, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 22:00, Reply)
Just go to kew gardens and wave a net around to catch one of those buggers

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 22:01, Reply)
I liked the little green and blue one though.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 22:05, Reply)
Get a turtle they have beaks

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 22:00, Reply)
I had a turtle earlier. It didn't have a beak

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 22:04, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 22:07, Reply)
Budgies are shit and boring old lady birds.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 22:01, Reply)
Noooooo
I've had two and I bloody loved them (although one was mildly retarded). They do all sorts.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 22:02, Reply)

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