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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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that is 137 different shades of fucking WRONG
baked beans are gross. with marmite? and a skeg on top?

i didn't think you could sicken me more than you already did, but.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:53, 1 reply, 10 years ago)
Marmite with beans is brilliant

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:00, Reply)
go cut out your filthy blaspheming tongue

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:00, Reply)
If you knew what I do with my tongue you wouldnt say that

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:02, Reply)
rubbish, i'd just keep it in a jar by the bed

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:03, Reply)
How would you clean a dogs bum with it there?

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:04, Reply)
i don't even own an dog

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:05, Reply)
Poor lonely spinster ^

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:07, Reply)
if that were the case, i could have one
there's too many people in my life demanding the attention that the dog couldn't get!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:11, Reply)
Dreadful bullying of Froglet

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:21, Reply)
There isn't much that can't be improved by the addition of Marmite
Your missus taught me that when she spread some liberally over her chest
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:01, Reply)
That wasnt marmite
Cleveland Steamer Lulz
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:01, Reply)
haribo sweets
cheesecake
apple pie
lasagne
jacket potatoes
blow jobs
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:02, Reply)
Ooo Marmite Blow jobs for the win

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:04, Reply)
I think Rach is a traditionalist who insists on Bovril for blowjobs

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:05, Reply)
hahaha

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:06, Reply)
A creative chef could incorporate it into any of those things
Apart from maybe the sweets, which could be improved by discarding them and eating some Marmite on toast instead.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:04, Reply)
I have put marmite into a bolognaise sauce before worked well
Also works in a Dahl
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:05, Reply)
Mmm... I'd spread Marmite on Sophie Dahl

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:16, Reply)
Baked beans are disgusting
Marmite - as a food additive is OK - on toast/bread/cheese it's concentrated hurl-inducing wrongness personified.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:08, Reply)
a fair description of dozer

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)
Are you suggesting we use Dozer as a food additive?

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:14, Reply)

no, a human sacrifice
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:31, Reply)
Well, obviously THAT.
But should we use him as food afterwards? Seems a waste not to.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:36, Reply)
christ, imagine putting that in your mouth
bleurgh
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:39, Reply)
Yhcciym

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:39, Reply)

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