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Thats a shit thread....
Morning OT, I hope you all had a good evening kiddy fiddling...
Ok so on the drive into work this morning listening to radio 2 they started going on about "The young brass of the year" I thought that was a badly thought out award. Edit: Any other badly worded radio or TV announcements heard recently
Alt: Guilty povvo food secret, last night the missus was out so rather than cook anything decent I did chicken and chips, eat it without cutlery and felt great. What's your povvo food secret
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:11, 124 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Morning OT, I hope you all had a good evening kiddy fiddling...
Ok so on the drive into work this morning listening to radio 2 they started going on about "The young brass of the year" I thought that was a badly thought out award. Edit: Any other badly worded radio or TV announcements heard recently
Alt: Guilty povvo food secret, last night the missus was out so rather than cook anything decent I did chicken and chips, eat it without cutlery and felt great. What's your povvo food secret
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:11, 124 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I'm a big fan of Heinz baked beans.
Guilty food secret, right there.
Loads of cheese grated in, served over a toasted crumpet (buttered and spread with marmite) with a poached egg on top.
Yum yum yum.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:20, Reply)
Guilty food secret, right there.
Loads of cheese grated in, served over a toasted crumpet (buttered and spread with marmite) with a poached egg on top.
Yum yum yum.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:20, Reply)
Oooooo Heinz beans
That's right posh, if they had been Aldi 1p beans you might have a point.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:22, Reply)
That's right posh, if they had been Aldi 1p beans you might have a point.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:22, Reply)
Yeh! Fucking Heinz! Born with a silver dildo up his arse was he?!!
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:26, Reply)
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:26, Reply)
that is 137 different shades of fucking WRONG
baked beans are gross. with marmite? and a skeg on top?
i didn't think you could sicken me more than you already did, but.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:53, Reply)
baked beans are gross. with marmite? and a skeg on top?
i didn't think you could sicken me more than you already did, but.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:53, Reply)
if that were the case, i could have one
there's too many people in my life demanding the attention that the dog couldn't get!
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:11, Reply)
there's too many people in my life demanding the attention that the dog couldn't get!
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:11, Reply)
There isn't much that can't be improved by the addition of Marmite
Your missus taught me that when she spread some liberally over her chest
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:01, Reply)
Your missus taught me that when she spread some liberally over her chest
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:01, Reply)
I think Rach is a traditionalist who insists on Bovril for blowjobs
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:05, Reply)
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:05, Reply)
A creative chef could incorporate it into any of those things
Apart from maybe the sweets, which could be improved by discarding them and eating some Marmite on toast instead.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:04, Reply)
Apart from maybe the sweets, which could be improved by discarding them and eating some Marmite on toast instead.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:04, Reply)
I have put marmite into a bolognaise sauce before worked well
Also works in a Dahl
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:05, Reply)
Also works in a Dahl
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:05, Reply)
Baked beans are disgusting
Marmite - as a food additive is OK - on toast/bread/cheese it's concentrated hurl-inducing wrongness personified.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:08, Reply)
Marmite - as a food additive is OK - on toast/bread/cheese it's concentrated hurl-inducing wrongness personified.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:08, Reply)
Well, obviously THAT.
But should we use him as food afterwards? Seems a waste not to.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:36, Reply)
But should we use him as food afterwards? Seems a waste not to.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:36, Reply)
Sometimes when I'm in a hurry to get the kids supper ready I serve the caviar with shop bought blini instead of homemade.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:25, Reply)
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:25, Reply)
you fucken prole m8
I bet you eat at Pizza Express on special occasions.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:27, Reply)
I bet you eat at Pizza Express on special occasions.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:27, Reply)
I eat my peas with honey,
I've done it all my life,
It makes the peas taste funny,
But on the whole the sweet/savoury contrast is quite agreeable once you get over the initial unusual nature of this particular combination of ingredients.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:36, Reply)
I've done it all my life,
It makes the peas taste funny,
But on the whole the sweet/savoury contrast is quite agreeable once you get over the initial unusual nature of this particular combination of ingredients.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:36, Reply)
The Sausage is a cunning bird
With feathers long and wavy
It swims around the frying pan
Until it is ultimately is cooked through and devoured by a nonfoodwrong.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:44, Reply)
With feathers long and wavy
It swims around the frying pan
Until it is ultimately is cooked through and devoured by a nonfoodwrong.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:44, Reply)
I had shop bought Taste the Difficile fish cakes last night.
They tasted like YM.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:50, Reply)
They tasted like YM.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:50, Reply)
lesson learned by the bbc, commas are important
but it was all over turdbook, so i won't repost it here.
alt: i don't really have any. but when i was at university and i couldn't be bothered to wash the sandwich toaster, i made cheese toasties by melting the cheese in the microwave and pouring it over toast. does that count?
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:54, Reply)
but it was all over turdbook, so i won't repost it here.
alt: i don't really have any. but when i was at university and i couldn't be bothered to wash the sandwich toaster, i made cheese toasties by melting the cheese in the microwave and pouring it over toast. does that count?
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:54, Reply)
it takes longer and it's messier
microwaving the cheese takes 1 minute, whilst the bread is toasting. then pour it over the toast, hey presto, only one plate used.
but i think the main reason was that we had a ropey old death trap of a gas stove, and i was fucking terrified of it. i couldn't use the oven or grill unless oswald was there to risk his eyebrows and do it for me.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:01, Reply)
microwaving the cheese takes 1 minute, whilst the bread is toasting. then pour it over the toast, hey presto, only one plate used.
but i think the main reason was that we had a ropey old death trap of a gas stove, and i was fucking terrified of it. i couldn't use the oven or grill unless oswald was there to risk his eyebrows and do it for me.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:01, Reply)
Radio 2? What the fuck is wrong with you, grandad?
Alt: Ent had one for years, but I do quite like a pot noodle.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:55, Reply)
Alt: Ent had one for years, but I do quite like a pot noodle.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:55, Reply)
Radio 2 or Radio 4
that's the only stations I ever tune in my car, Radio 1 is for cunts and local radio is shit...
Plus they played some Floyd this morning.
I do sometimes tune into radio 3 if its a composer I like
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:57, Reply)
that's the only stations I ever tune in my car, Radio 1 is for cunts and local radio is shit...
Plus they played some Floyd this morning.
I do sometimes tune into radio 3 if its a composer I like
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:57, Reply)
'Radio 2 or Radio 4'
Agreed. I sometimes throw in a cheeky Radio 4 extra for the comedy shows.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:59, Reply)
Agreed. I sometimes throw in a cheeky Radio 4 extra for the comedy shows.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:59, Reply)
I half listened to that Viv Stanshall doc you mentioned yesterday.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:02, Reply)
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:02, Reply)
It was fucking brilliant
I just had it on in the background but every so often it would break through, and I would listen for a few minutes.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:03, Reply)
I just had it on in the background but every so often it would break through, and I would listen for a few minutes.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:03, Reply)
Great werent it
I think they are doing the Sir Henry stuff as a stand alone on 4 extra as well
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:08, Reply)
I think they are doing the Sir Henry stuff as a stand alone on 4 extra as well
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:08, Reply)
There was some fairly decent stuff on R2 in the evenings a few years ago, but then they seemed to have a bit of a reshuffle to push the likes of me over to 6Music.
Got a bit of a soft spot for Desmond Carrington and Jamie Cullum's jazz programme is alright.
But I wouldn't have anything other than Today or R3 in the mornings.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:00, Reply)
Got a bit of a soft spot for Desmond Carrington and Jamie Cullum's jazz programme is alright.
But I wouldn't have anything other than Today or R3 in the mornings.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:00, Reply)
I thought it was a bit odd that they put Mark Radcliffe on the R2 Folk show
Seems to work though. I quite like Bob Harris's Country show too.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:06, Reply)
Seems to work though. I quite like Bob Harris's Country show too.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:06, Reply)
I think they were gearing him up for that for a while
He always reported from the Folk Awards and I suspect Mike Harding was a bit of a pain in the arse.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:08, Reply)
He always reported from the Folk Awards and I suspect Mike Harding was a bit of a pain in the arse.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:08, Reply)
Just surfed around the web looking for info on Mike Harding
1: Yes, he is/was ginger - I was unaware of this previously, Explains a lot.
2: He's started a podcast/website where he does a show of 'The best in folk, roots and acoustic music' - sound familiar?
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:30, Reply)
1: Yes, he is/was ginger - I was unaware of this previously, Explains a lot.
2: He's started a podcast/website where he does a show of 'The best in folk, roots and acoustic music' - sound familiar?
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:30, Reply)
I have a recollection of finding his songs funny as a kid
but I couldn't tell you a single one... That said I used to find Jasper Carrot funny as a kid so my judgement may not be reliable
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)
but I couldn't tell you a single one... That said I used to find Jasper Carrot funny as a kid so my judgement may not be reliable
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)
So dont tell anyone
and don't put it on the internet, but I have just been remembering Jaspers "Insurance Claims" skit... It is still funny.
But Shhhhhhhh Right
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:27, Reply)
and don't put it on the internet, but I have just been remembering Jaspers "Insurance Claims" skit... It is still funny.
But Shhhhhhhh Right
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:27, Reply)
Just in case anyone hasn't already realised this, you can disregard anything Swipey says about food.
Shes a massive foodwrong who HPCCIHM
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:02, Reply)
Shes a massive foodwrong who HPCCIHM
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:02, Reply)
Is that the thing in my car that talks to me when I forget to plug in my mp4 player?
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)
Dinner of the gods
Pack of smoked back bacon, chips and HP Fruity Sauce. That is all.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:25, Reply)
Pack of smoked back bacon, chips and HP Fruity Sauce. That is all.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:25, Reply)
Good Lord, has it really come back around to your once a year post on here, b3tz?
Don't forget to start a new thread and then disappear again
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:26, Reply)
Don't forget to start a new thread and then disappear again
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:26, Reply)
There is some algorithm or saink within Spotify radio, where you pick a track you like and it plays others based on that first choice, that somehow always throws in fucking Dodgy.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:32, Reply)
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:32, Reply)
No.....
See:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2247286
That's me under the parrot.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:38, Reply)
See:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2247286
That's me under the parrot.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:38, Reply)
Beans with chilli flakes, fried nommy chorizo and cheese on a buttery baked potato
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:37, Reply)
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:37, Reply)
I had a great evening kiddy fiddling, thanks.
I've had to dismantle half the car to swap a small 90p rubber grommet. At night! Oh, the lols.
Alt: I don't have any, you grotty little man.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:37, Reply)
I've had to dismantle half the car to swap a small 90p rubber grommet. At night! Oh, the lols.
Alt: I don't have any, you grotty little man.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:37, Reply)
I have never had to do that cos I buy modern cars that work all by themselves
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:38, Reply)
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:38, Reply)
It's been an excellent purchase. I haven't enjoyed a car so much in ages.
But then I like tinkering :)
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:51, Reply)
But then I like tinkering :)
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:51, Reply)
I agree it would be fun to tinker
However reliable transport is also very useful
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)
However reliable transport is also very useful
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Well, it's never broken down on me, so I'd consider that reliable.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)
For an engine replacement, yes.
You fail to acknowledge that I was going to do that anyway.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:30, Reply)
You fail to acknowledge that I was going to do that anyway.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:30, Reply)
Povvo food guilt
KFC. There. Now I've said it.
I stay away from them because I LOVE KFC. Don't know why, I know it's the most greasy, additive-laden mutant chicken in the universe but it tastes so good!
I'm going to shower now, I feel dirty.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)
KFC. There. Now I've said it.
I stay away from them because I LOVE KFC. Don't know why, I know it's the most greasy, additive-laden mutant chicken in the universe but it tastes so good!
I'm going to shower now, I feel dirty.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)
I LOVE KFC, TOO.
I have to restrict myself to twice a year.
I might have it for lunch today.
Thanks, Cap'n!
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:42, Reply)
I have to restrict myself to twice a year.
I might have it for lunch today.
Thanks, Cap'n!
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:42, Reply)
DON'T DO IT!
That's how it starts! First the KFC, then the track suit, then it's a spiral down into baseball caps, ropey tattoos and Lizzie Duke jewellery.
You'll be ending every sentence with 'Innit' or 'Yeah tho blud' within a week.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:46, Reply)
That's how it starts! First the KFC, then the track suit, then it's a spiral down into baseball caps, ropey tattoos and Lizzie Duke jewellery.
You'll be ending every sentence with 'Innit' or 'Yeah tho blud' within a week.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:46, Reply)
Austrian smoked cheese added a supermarket pizza.
Also chicken Kievs with tinned sweetcorn
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:12, Reply)
Also chicken Kievs with tinned sweetcorn
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:12, Reply)
I used to like supermarket pizzas
and pizzas in general, but I cant stand the smell of them now... for my shame the only ones I can eat are from a vegetarian restaurant in Ambleside with pesto and pine nuts :( sad times
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:28, Reply)
and pizzas in general, but I cant stand the smell of them now... for my shame the only ones I can eat are from a vegetarian restaurant in Ambleside with pesto and pine nuts :( sad times
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:28, Reply)
Its actually a place I would recommend for all food wrongs
got a cinema attached and they do a deal for ticket to a film and 2 course meal for about £16 and the food is very good
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:48, Reply)
got a cinema attached and they do a deal for ticket to a film and 2 course meal for about £16 and the food is very good
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:48, Reply)
Aren't them chicken things susceptible to the bottom part being stolen?
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:44, Reply)
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:44, Reply)
I will sit and eat a jar of pickled onions in one sitting.
See also: Coleslaw, packet deli meat, pot noodles.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:49, Reply)
See also: Coleslaw, packet deli meat, pot noodles.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:49, Reply)
McDonalds, KFC, Burger King, you name it
I'm a fan of terrible greasy food, so I make sure I eat it as little as possible.
EDIT: Alternatively, until I was 17, I used to only eat steak well done.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:55, Reply)
I'm a fan of terrible greasy food, so I make sure I eat it as little as possible.
EDIT: Alternatively, until I was 17, I used to only eat steak well done.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:55, Reply)
12 at the moment, want to drop another stone in the coming months
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)
No, that's just how old I was when I learned how much better steak was when you didn't cook the shit out of it.
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)
( , Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)
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