I'm annoyed by the postie walking up to my door with a 'sorry we missed you' card ALREADY FILLED OUT.
I'm in the house you fuckwit! I even opened the door to you and you STILL handed it to me.

Alt: The jet age. I'm fascinated by the leaps in technology from propeller planes to supersonic jets.

Altalt: Can't get started writing some new blurb for our website. Any suggestions (apart from DYAAKY)?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:16, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

altalt
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(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:17, Reply)

^Worth a try I suppose^

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)

They ought to be issued with additional
"Soz, I didn't have space in my van" cards.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)

Actually they should be
'Couldn't be arsed to load it, get it yourself even though we've been paid to deliver it' cards
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:20, Reply)

Im never in. The people at the delivery office know me by name.
Stupid drunk Amazon purchases.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)