IT was the one that fucked it, I had to unfuck it as best as I could.
Sadly, it was un-unfuckable, so we replaced it and hid the broken part.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:53, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

sportscow, bonz and I could change the face of corporate IT, by the sounds of it.
I'm amazed some companies even manage to function with the fucking know-nothing chimps they employ to support their kit.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)

I DONT WORK IN IT
I have a proper job
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)

^ Works in IT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:58, Reply)

+ upset

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:59, Reply)

Hold me

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:08, Reply)

*puts on hold*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:10, Reply)

i like this
although not when it happens to me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)

I did a guilty lol too

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:26, Reply)

^IT guy referencing supporting Windows 98, rather than a more modern OS

( Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)

98
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:06, Reply)

^iphone cunt

( Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:07, Reply)

woah, too far
HTC One cunt, aktually.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)

I want the M8 NOW!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)

^^^no m8s

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)

^^ billy no stars

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)

^supports Macs

( Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:06, Reply)

+ with his semi-erect penis

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:07, Reply)

Now you have gone too far

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)

^typical IT response

( Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Damn you and your cunning ways
On that note have you had a look at the office 365 InTune pack.
Very good
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Office 365 is the cloud solution, isn't it?
We're all Enterprise dinosaurs, here.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:23, Reply)

Its very useful
You can monitor the health of all machines on the network from virtually and push through updates etc. if users keep ignoring them...
It even has a great sever app that allows you to view users activity and take control of their machine for lulz.

I know this information doesn't support me not working in IT but I dont
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:26, Reply)

Hah! I did go for an interview with a 365 support company a month or so back.
I'd like to do some more cloud work, it's the future.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:29, Reply)

^supports web apps
etc etc
( Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:07, Reply)

I guess the moral of the story is not to fuck machinary

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Our printers have step by step visual instructions on how to change the toners
but they still come and get me to do it.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)

I stop others from doing it, as one of them knackered the carousel in one of our printers

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)

by fucking it

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)