Imma do a boring thread!
PHONE CHAT
Do you have a mobile telephone?
What 'fun' noises does it make?
What 'wallpaper' do you use?
How often do you check your phone?
What does your last text message say?
Do you have a holder for it that clips on your belt?
Bluetooth, that's cool innit!?
Best WAP.....something?
Favourite app?
I'm bored! LUNCH.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:39, 190 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

- i have 2, one for work, one for me
- lots
- a picture of some fool gurning like a chimp and whatever the galaxy has as a default
- all the time
- i am handsome!
- fuck off
- fuck off
- fuck off
- candy crush
- got my friend over for dinner (we're having a massive fancy salad with sprouting lentils and goats cheese pearls and thinly sliced radishes and warm falafels) so no lunch.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)

HA! I like that gurning picture!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:45, Reply)

My candy crush has refused to sync facebook progres to mobile post 350. So now I have to do level 350 TWICE!
I hate it. and my life. and the fact im also playing Farm Heroes saga.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:53, Reply)

yeah i think you mentioned that on the13th feb and no one cared then either

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:02, Reply)

Oh you WILL care!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:09, Reply)

Fucking flowers are fucking cunts.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:06, Reply)

WOAH!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:10, Reply)

YES!!!!!!
I own an mobile telephone, or as they call them nowadays "phones".
It make the sound of vibration.
Woodchip.
All the time, man.
Some nonsense about the kids from mrs tangle.
Of course, they are well cool.
I use it for picking up birds for casual sex in pub toilets.
Bored of this now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:51, Reply)

Great answers mate! Mine uses the sound of vibration too, the audible tone varies depending on the surface it is in contact with, which is fun and could be a whole thread in itself!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:53, Reply)

I like a bit of that Hessian wall weave.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:54, Reply)

YES!
- I normally have mine on silent but my ringtone is '20th century Boy' because Im cool as fuck.
- Batman
- Every ten minutes unless im asleep.
- "She shot herself in the foot. Not literally"
- No
- No
- WAP?
- Twitter

Thai chicken curry. Again. I think its my fave atm.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:52, Reply)

wireless application protocol innit mofo

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:57, Reply)

Yeah, I know what it was but what a biblical term to use for it.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:01, Reply)

i know, to be honest this thread is pretty much a carbon copy of one from 5 years ago

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:03, Reply)

I tend to ask the same questions after 2 months so I appreciate your candour

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:10, Reply)

i totes remixed it for 2014

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:15, Reply)

I have an HTC One
It's 'alright'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:54, Reply)

IS it 4g? I heard that 4g is well wicked

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:55, Reply)

isn't that "for people who can't afford an iphone"?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:57, Reply)

nah, thats the galaxy s3 like what i have :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:58, Reply)

I have the mini. Pity me :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:00, Reply)

we already do 'm8' lolololol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:00, Reply)

oh YOU!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:01, Reply)

NO! HTC phones are pretty decent.
Look at a review for the new M8. I was sold and sold.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:00, Reply)

My next phone will definitely be an HTC.
Fuck apple and Samsung. There are more decent phones out there.
The Oppo Find 7 looks cool too but its very under the radar.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:58, Reply)

My ring tone is the intro to Hells Bells
My text sound is actually a grenade explosion but sounds like a thunder crash.
I have one of my photos as a wallpaper.
I get nervous if I'm more than 10 yards from my 'phone at any given time.

I'm going to get drunk tonight, because I'm a disappointed, cynical alcoholic in search of hope and love.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:57, Reply)

my ring tone is like a normal phone, cool eh?!!??!?!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:59, Reply)

No - that's well dull.
It's the mobile phonic equivalent of chips.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:02, Reply)

Haha! Vagabond called you dull! *points*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:03, Reply)

i must start using a ringtone to express my personailty

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:04, Reply)

Yes you must.
Step to it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:50, Reply)

Mrs Vagabond will be thrilled.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:59, Reply)

I'm getting her drunk, too.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:01, Reply)

Are you Chris Martin and Gwyneth?
That would explain a lot.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:02, Reply)

fucking hell thats harsh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:09, Reply)

Bit over the top there, m8.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:50, Reply)

-Yep
-Dunno
-My car's new engine
-Not very often
-(CRYPTOMAS): Safenet Authentication Service
TokenCode:
Next OTP will be your PIN + TokenCode
-No.
-Clever, no use to me
-Welcome to 2001
-Soundhound
( Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:06, Reply)

Does soundhound actually work with humming?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:09, Reply)

It works with music played in a noisy pub, so it's pretty effective.
I haven't tried humming, though.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:10, Reply)

Does it recognise remixes? Shazam is shite

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:12, Reply)

Yes, for the most part.
It usually gives you a couple of options, if it's not sure.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:12, Reply)

Shazam is getting BINNED
daHUMPED!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:23, Reply)

It ain't perfect, but it's the best I've tried by a long way.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:26, Reply)

I have tried others but not that one, I shall experiment

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:12, Reply)

Yes
None, silent ALWAYS
I don't
When it vibrates
Some spam message from some PPI bollocks people
no
no
no idea
ES FIle Explorer, because it lets me view network shares
Skipping Lunch today
( Peej, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:06, Reply)

Jason texts you?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:09, Reply)

I replied to one yesterday telling them to fuck off. I snapped.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:12, Reply)

gr8 news! you'll probably get more as now they know it's an active number! \o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:13, Reply)

I know, I know but I snapped dammit. Im only human!
strikethrough barely
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:24, Reply)

my dad did that. he texted "piss off" to one about a road accident, and was all smug with himself
the next day, i was at his house, and got a call from the rudest indian call centre man on the planet. he simply would not accept that there had been no accident, and kept asking me why i was "concealing" it.

eventually he said, "look mrs swipe..." i replied that i was not mrs swipe, and that she was dead. he paused for a moment. then he said:

"AND WAS THAT IN A CAR ACCIDENT?"

unbelievable!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:29, Reply)

Bloody forrins. No respect for women.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:33, Reply)

Was he ringing from a school?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:47, Reply)

now you see, you jest
but a dodgepot company managing to fraudulently make their number appear as something you might recognise so that you answer it is the sort of explanation i could buy into much better than "a random person broke into the school at 5am and just happened to pick your number out of all the infinite numbers in the whole world" scenario.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 14:03, Reply)

And how would they manage to a) disguise their number as another one and b) manage to select one that you would happen to recognise?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 26 Mar 2014, 14:34, Reply)

no idea, some kind of fraud based on phone records or i dunno
i'm not saying it's possible. i'm simply saying, i would find it more plausible than a screaming coincidence or a spooky experience.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 14:46, Reply)

WOOO! GHOSTS

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 14:50, Reply)

I have a iPhone cos I am a hipster (and work pays for it)
Silent its the future.
A picture of my dog
infrequently
shopping list
Oh I wish
Named after a Danish king who joined the tribes up
the one as I remove my penis from YM's anus
Ninja jump.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:07, Reply)

Being an IT chap i would have assumed you had a windows phone.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:11, Reply)

it would be quicker to list the people here who aren't ITchaps

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:23, Reply)

Go on then.....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:24, Reply)

^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:28, Reply)

correct. i sell biscuits and mail out records.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:29, Reply)

i wish you did sell biscuits
i could do with some free biscuits in my life
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:32, Reply)

yeah, its a shame neither of us can afford to buy a packet of biscuits

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:33, Reply)

that's not the same
my friend's husband works for mars, and he gets a small % of his salary in chocolate every month
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:35, Reply)

That sounds really shit.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:36, Reply)

I was marketing director for mars in 2007/8
I would never have allowed employees to be paid a small % of their salary in chocolate.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:37, Reply)

Bloody right.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Should have been a large percentage
Gotta think of the bottom line
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:58, Reply)

Me I ain't an IT bod.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:58, Reply)

CHINNY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 14:08, Reply)

RECK

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 14:08, Reply)

ON!!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 14:08, Reply)

Just taken micro to Pizza Express for lunch.
Bloke at the next table got really shitty with the waitress when she told him he couldn't use a voucher.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:26, Reply)

have you taken her to the richmond one?
you can make your own pizzas there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:28, Reply)

Doesn't that rather defeat the object of eating out?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:29, Reply)

look dude
any restaurant that wants to attract kids, therefore leaving other restaurants and pubs nice and quiet for those of us that had the sense to use condoms, is great with me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:31, Reply)

I don't like to eat in restaurants that welcome kids
The disapproving stares of other diners are far less obtrusive than other people's kids
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:34, Reply)

You can do that at most of them I think.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:30, Reply)

Was the voucher for a free bottle of prosecco?

( Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:31, Reply)

I did wonder that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:33, Reply)

I thought the food was fucking shit, but micro was happy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:36, Reply)

Needed more Austrian cbeese

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:51, Reply)

YES.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Chompy?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:38, Reply)

Is anyone doing a new thread or what?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 14:40, Reply)

Nope

( Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 14:53, Reply)

Oh

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 14:54, Reply)

I think I may have shot my bolt for the month
I am scared to do a new one now
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 14:55, Reply)