She is such a dull bitch. Mind you so is he.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:24, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Thing is, she's not a bitch.
She's just unbearably dull.

Even her face is annoyingly dull.

They're a perfect couple - she's the very living embodiment of his music.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Who else thinks he should have sung para-para-paralysed at the Paralympic games?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:36, Reply)

I'm afraid I don't know what you're on about.
Other than that song about Yellow (beige, anyone?), I'm not notably familiar with their work - only the general idea. Which is awful - the soundtrack of middle class conformity.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:37, Reply)

...says the middle class conformist

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:38, Reply)

Erm, excuse me, but would a middle class conformist have the riff from Hells Bells as their ringtone?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:39, Reply)

Yes. Yes they would.
As a working class man, my ringtone is Skydiving by Darren Styles.

He's an excellent musician, you must know his work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:41, Reply)

Was he the nonce one?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:41, Reply)

no, that was Genesis P Orridge

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)

What's wrong with just having your phone sound like a phone?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:49, Reply)

Nothing.
Just as there's nothing wrong with doing a 9-5 office job unquestioningly, watching East Enders in the evening, having a couple of kids, and retiring at 65 to a nice little cottage.

Different strokes and folks, innit. Everyone conforms to cliches - it's fun to judge other people for doing so to cliches that aren't to your taste.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:52, Reply)

^ upset ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:55, Reply)

Kiss me, mommy, and make it better!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:56, Reply)

only a desperate tryhard would have an 'ironic' ringtone
Such is Vagabond's stereotypical middle class pretension that he just HAS to be a bit zany in everything he does. He's just emvee with slightly better dress sense but horrifically poorer taste in music.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:54, Reply)

^ fancies me

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:54, Reply)

^ more deluded than Marshmallow

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:55, Reply)

^ Protesting too much

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:00, Reply)

oh man now he's brought out the Shakespeare allusions, imma get zinged with some Dickensian biznizz in a minnit innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:02, Reply)

Oh I can't play at this level of street.
I'm waay too middle clarse.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:04, Reply)

To be fair, Hugh Laurie from House had 'Umbop', and you copy his other schtick.
Klaxon on the opiate thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:06, Reply)

Quiet, Buttons.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:45, Reply)