Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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HIYA!!It's my official Friday today. What is good about your day so far?
Alt. What was the last thing you had through your letterbox? Mine was a statement. How exciting! (That wasn't the statement)
Altalt. Think of modern Carry On films.
or CHAT!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:02,
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I have two massive chicken legs for lunchand CBEESE
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Tesco vouchers
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:10,
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you had written 'copywrite'Which was one of the hilarious schoolboy errors made by The Most Intelligent Man on Off Topic back in the day.
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Yeah I just thought I would semi ninja it and then pretendShhh though maybe you will look like the mental one
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Did I do a lunch thread?Or is this what is good about your day?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:14,
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You love himWhere does he post? never seen him.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:21,
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is he the one that was waking in a work toilet or something?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:25,
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I had a very nice lamb stew for lunch, it only cost £1.40 from the butty vanAlt: Tesco vouchers
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:19,
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Oh you got it! I was worried about postage
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:22,
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Carry On Conciously Uncoupling.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:23,
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She is such a dull bitch. Mind you so is he.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:24,
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Thing is, she's not a bitch.She's just unbearably dull.
Even her face is annoyingly dull.
They're a perfect couple - she's the very living embodiment of his music.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:34,
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Who else thinks he should have sung para-para-paralysed at the Paralympic games?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:36,
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I'm afraid I don't know what you're on about.Other than that song about Yellow (beige, anyone?), I'm not notably familiar with their work - only the general idea. Which is awful - the soundtrack of middle class conformity.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:37,
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Erm, excuse me, but would a middle class conformist have the riff from Hells Bells as their ringtone?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:39,
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Yes. Yes they would.As a working class man, my ringtone is Skydiving by Darren Styles.
He's an excellent musician, you must know his work.
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Was he the nonce one?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:41,
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What's wrong with just having your phone sound like a phone?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:49,
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Nothing.Just as there's nothing wrong with doing a 9-5 office job unquestioningly, watching East Enders in the evening, having a couple of kids, and retiring at 65 to a nice little cottage.
Different strokes and folks, innit. Everyone conforms to cliches - it's fun to judge other people for doing so to cliches that aren't to your taste.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:52,
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Kiss me, mommy, and make it better!(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:56,
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only a desperate tryhard would have an 'ironic' ringtoneSuch is Vagabond's stereotypical middle class pretension that he just HAS to be a bit zany in everything he does. He's just emvee with slightly better dress sense but horrifically poorer taste in music.
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^ fancies me(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:54,
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^ Protesting too much(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:00,
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oh man now he's brought out the Shakespeare allusions, imma get zinged with some Dickensian biznizz in a minnit innit(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:02, Reply)
Oh I can't play at this level of street.I'm waay too middle clarse.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:04,
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To be fair, Hugh Laurie from House had 'Umbop', and you copy his other schtick.Klaxon on the opiate thing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:06,
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Quiet, Buttons.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:45,
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Carry On Being An Accountant?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:31,
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Irony through lack of self-awareness lols(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:38,
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Carry on identifying a negative internal object the needs healing(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:26,
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Tell me this is something they came out with.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:35,
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Christ.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:37,
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Altalt: Carry On Crow(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:26,
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Alt: Automated fine resulting from driving in a bus lane in Reading.I got lost :(
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Kroney, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:28,
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Altalt: Carry on up the Crimea(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:28,
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Your favourite would be Up the Khyber, right?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:33,
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Carry On Fucking Off, All of You. You Bent Cunts, For Fuck's Sake. Worse Than Nakers. Pricks.(
Kroney, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:30,
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Carry on until about 4, then go to the pub(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:32,
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Some kind of hysterical UKIP bullshit in newspaper format(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:32,
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*ahem*b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2248894
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:35,
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Carry On Colonoscopy(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:38,
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Carry On 25ml or less, no sharp objects(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:39,
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Carry On Copulating(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:39,
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Carry On Commenting(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:39,
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Carry On Posting On B3ta This Place Is Dying On Its Arse(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:40,
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ME TOO! 3 DAY WEEKENDS FTWalt: a wedding invitation, a flyer for british gas something something, and a thames water rebate
altalt: carry on procrastinating
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:57,
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Start a new thread loveThere's a dear
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:58,
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Carry on Up the Quoran.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:06,
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I KEEL YOU!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:14,
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we do need a new threaddozer has finally disappeared up rory's gaping arsehole, after weeks of trying, and everyone else seems to be asleep
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:23,
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I have discovered that I don't need to press the ignore button to ignore.Enlightened!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:24,
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