yeah I've never done any drugs ever

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:12, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

I'm pleased to read that
You have the ability, if you believe it, to be a brave young man and forget your past.

Accept yourself and be accepted into our lord - because shortly he'll give you a bank holiday due to being hammered onto a cross.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:20, Reply)

So he produced a load of wine from somewhere, knocked some tables over and pissed off the local council
and THEN he got hammered? I think they've got it all backward
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:23, Reply)

It's fair to say that he was a miscreant and deserved all he got.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:43, Reply)